What country would you guys retire in?

What country would you guys retire in?

>implying I'll ever get to retire

Norway. The mediterraneum weather there will be pretty comfy

Croatia

Croatia

Croatia

>anybody of our age
>retiring
ahahahahaha

Croatia

Croatia
BTW I'm Greek

you can't save up 2 million by the time your 55?

Im a policemen, so im somewhat happy when i can pay the rent

Argentina

pls don't be a war criminal

Basque Country

or somewhere in Puelto Hrico

>there's police in Sup Forums
triggered desu

thinking about one of these countries but not sure which

>tfw no moderately attractive, big titted, oiled up sephardi jew gf

As a kid i was afraid of argentinia because i thought its full of lamas that spit at people, fucking jimmy neutron

Im in the vice, if i would care about shit that goes on i would be working nonstop

Croatia

basque county, gorlitz in saxony, kotor in montenegro, most probably in kotor because there are still croats there

greece

Croatia is my first choice.

I just want 20 acres close to the beach with a low cost of living. what country gives me this?

For now I choose Ibiza

I would pick the Aegean.

get fucked croshits

Finland or Canada

Haiti

wew

bump

Nigga you crazy we ain't never gonna retire

>retiring
You cant belive that this will ever hapen to one of us, those times are over

Returning home Chang?

croatia seems cozy

Japan

>anons
>living to age 65/70
>working a job

so many false assumptions in the OP

Black Sea Russia
Spanish Mediterranean
Slovenia
Estonia
Netherlands
Denmark
Norway
Sweden
Costa Rica
Thailand

I am Greek.

your mums asshole xd

Those titties

Canada like most of my family

no idea but that girl looks a lot like my Turkish cousin.

Tasmania

The only correct answer.

New Zealand if I can't pick my home state.
Just something nice about the thought of living in a country that people forget exists. It means I can laugh at others from a good safe distance.

Hyopthetical

If I have a paid off house and enough savings to have 80k a year plus 35k in passive income is that good enough to retire on?

Federal or state/municipal?
How much do you get after taxes exactly?

Croatia prob.

Croatia

Argentina or a white part of South Africa if I'm feeling adventurous, Poland if not. Money is currently going double as far as it does in Germany in all of them.

My friend had two llamas. Dan, the female named after himself, always spit at me when I walked by. She always miscarried, too. Apparently llamas abort a majority of pregnancies. Fucking godless heathens.

>Not buying a private island by the time you retire

Are you guys all losers or what?

Liechtenstein

Thailand.

I plan to retire about 6' under

>llamas abort a majority of pregnancies
how do animals do abortions?
this is the first time i've ever heard of an animal aborting

Her name? I need it for my homework.

I'm gonna retire in my country or Venezuela if things change over there

Alaska,away from all the gobshites on this island.

are we being memed?

tbqh i'd just move from the city to some hillside in my country

>Dan, the female named after himself

Most of the pregnancies aren't viable so they miscarry. A miscarriage could be a natural abortion, I suppose.

Italy

Croatia. I'm Greek btw.

yup

holy stretchmarks batman

There are stretchmarks in the front of my pants right now

Nowhere.

>not just offing yourself at 70

>ctrl + f
>no Philippines
Stop pretending none of you autists will become dirty old men

Norway, Sweden, Finland, Estonia, Denmark
One of those 5

The south of France.

What's crime like there?

>retiring in a stinky chinky megacity
time to take the Long Walk for you

North Korea

London with a house in Ibiza for the summer

in my own country you fucking traitors

They are all disgusting.

you know at some point, rich people probably will buy up all of Haiti's shitty beachfront property just because it's beachfront, if they haven't already

when you're 70 those are 10/10s

you want to retire to a concrete jungle?

One of the Rocky Mountain states, the upper Midwest, or somewhere in Canada. Europe seems too fucked for my liking

Uruguay

everyone should give reasons for their responses holy shit

what are the objective best countries that aren't nordic or asian

Norway. But I want to move there much earlier than retirement age

Not him, but yep.

Brown

US
I own property here, I'm not abandoning it.

Es una provincia rebelde

assuming i get to retire, i guess my own cunt is not so bad when you've lived here all your life

Ctr f no Portugal

the fuck is wrong with you guys

Montenegro because fuck Croatia

croatia? why?