Desi

desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: JUST edition


Invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis+ Maldivians + Afghans & Burmese (if they want) + Diaspora + gypsies + People with desi blood + INDOchinese people + INDOnesians + speakers of INDO-european langauges, people from INDIAna etc
not invited: poo in loos, drone in homes, flood in muds, cow or maos, kill em in eelams


/desi/ skype group: join.skype.com/Jlmeaemlhxps

tune: youtube.com/watch?v=85-vsILZjvw


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/balt/

>desi
>uk flag

>Useful or interesting observation or comment
>US flag
pick one

>US
>monkey president

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lel

Even when singing, you can hear the Indian accent

Good song

Sup homos

me irl

>Be Bengali
>Be master race
>tfw

>suffocate to death when fishbone gets stuck in you're throat

Neat.
Did they use it to fertilize the fields?

Is Ambedkar the most righteous Indian?

>Promoted education for untouchables and dalits and completely rejected the caste system ( as opposed to Gandhi)
>Promoted industrialization/capitalism as the best way to help those in poverty
>Opposed fasting as it is inherently harmful for those in poverty
>promoted to Poona act which would give separate electorates to dalits and untouchables to ensure representation. Nationalist Gandhi instead fasted and convinced Dalits to fast
>recognized India as the true Aryan homeland
>main author of Indian Constitution
>converted from H*nduism to Buddhism

“I was born a Hindu and have suffered the consequences of untouchability. I will not die a Hindu." - t. Ambedkar

Friendly reminder that dalits are not invited.

Not until Modi is out of office

Because of him the education system today is going down the drain, with undeserving chamaars gaining easy entry to top colleges at 1/4th the marks. Chamaaron ki maa chudegi aane waale daur mein

So he was MLK jr of India?

JUST

nope, he was just a regular chamaar who liked to play victim and was a cuck behind the curtains

Just like MLK

just had biryani senpai

i miss the days when i used to post under a green flag

Stop driving cabs and chill out with your homers

nah I'll pass

...

>advises the Proki who is busy making bombs kek

*porki

Paki madarchod, tum sab ki gaand maregi border pe
Teri biwi bacche tere saamne chudenge

Porki chills out by leasing his wife and daughter to Indian and Chinese soldiers kek

Bacche to wohi chodega, no need to worry

Gandgi bhara desh tumhara, behenchod gande gande mulleh bachabaazi karte rehte hain, fucking failed state, apne aap ko girwi rakhte rehte ho, fuckin cucks who need countries like usa, china to even exist

Get the fuck out of my Britain you shitskin fuck.

that's a lot of noise from people who shit in streets

teri biwi ke bhosde ko kaat ke uska gosht banake tere hi bete ko khilaunga

Tere mulleh baap ka chota lulla kaat ke ussi ki gaand mein de degunga, this is the closest you guys can get to self-sustaining

malala ki choot me malaai marunga jaisi teri ammi mein maari

>'murrican from the land of trump
>snide remarrks about noise
>being this delusional

Balochistan waale poore NWFP mein teri biwi aur beti ki choot baatenge, jaise 10 paise mein teri ammi biki thi

bhadwe cricket match jeet nahi paate, kashmir lene chale hain

BC lal chowk pe tere ko nanga karke teri gaand mein sariye ghusaaunga tab Allah dikhenge tere ko

saale tere coousin ko chod ke tera dil todunga naali ke mulleh

Azaan se pehle uske bhosde mein lunn gaandunga, sun ke tum sab namaaz padoge uski cheekhon pe

OOOOH AAAAAHH YESSSSS

Pakis on suicide watch. How can they recover from this BTFOing? I think the only way is through some slam poetry

inproperly cropped flag kek

Just like your cropped lulla

>mfw all the cow piss drinking beta ugly manlet cab drivers currently shitting on designated streets THIS buttblasted

they couldn't poo on their usual designated street, give them a break

Chill out pajeets enjoy a nice warm pint asap

Gujjew that day I had too much time to spare

Decided to fuck his mom for laughs

tere chota lulla genes aur teri cousin ke bhonsad genes, tere bacche toh sasti boipussy paida honge hahahaha

>using the same pic erryday

Just like your cuck army uses your ammi everyday

>MFW THERE ARE INDIANDS IN 2015 CURRENTLY DRINKING COW PISS
>Drinking cow piss
>cow piss
>piss

Martial law lagaunga tere lawless lundoore-stan mein, apna lund teri aurton mein gaand ke apne muth se tera constitution likhunga

>btfo
>every pajeet itt is chimping out

Top kek beta bois

MFW I look at what a mess Porkistan is now kek

>every pajeet
>not realizing that it's only one pajeet

>Paki "intelligence". Top keke brah.

Do you work for ISI by any chance?

Shshhh no tears now only dreams

bacha baaz porki calling his Indian masters """"""""bois"""""""""

OH THE IRONY

bc 6 din ke resources nahin tumhaare paas, poora India bhi teri ammi ko chod de phir bhi tera desh kuch na kamaa payega

should have figured

Its your m8 from skype breh your pal needs autism medicine

just like he thinks all girls are his cousins

that green demon in the picture, is that Mohammed preparing for your ass?

>mfw this pajeet's blasted butt is visible from kepler 22b

kek, must be the heat

>green demon

Your women's screams are heard from Kepler 22b, being stuffed by 22" big bihari lund

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

Chutiye copy-psate hi karte rahega zindagi bhar

Jaise tere bacche tere chacha ke copy hain

But of course can't expect any originality from you, close friends of the ching chongs

Afridi ki biwi mein boom boom kar chuka, ab teri ammi ki baari

Breh. Human to Human. Real talk.

Too much cringe. Stop. It's over. You lost. This cringe is unbearable. Please. Stop. For your own safety and prosperous meme future.

16th Dec 2014 Peshawar

A group of grown up kids take revenge on their machabaazi-laden childhood by killing more chote kate lulle mullahs

TOPKEK

>Using ghetto slangs

Aajkal apni ammi ki dalali Chicago mein kar raha hai kya?

im posting here

*Detroit

>what a badass

Now where's my taco, hombre?

And how's Trump

Oh I forgot his ammi is a slum whore. Detriot it is then

There is no need to be upset suckdeep

Como estas mexibro?
When can we expect the wall?

here are your tacos mr

can i offer you a horchata for drink?

...

I'll take one

affirmative

Vato loco

the wall is actually a very good thing for us

Drug prices will rise, and you are gonna pay for them

there you have mr

is the mr in the mood for dessert?

Yeah I'll take one Sahara dessert

Don't most drugs on Burgerland originate in Colombia anyway? Are they routed through Mexico?

can i offer you some arroz con leche?

Most weed is grown here and others are made in labs.

They bring in Cocaine and shit like that from South America

...

...

Why they gotta stop in Mexico? Gotta smuggle them via ground?

no thanks, i'll tip you 10 dollars anyway

Isn't Mahindra XUV 500 sold in your country?

Also heard that The TVS Apache is a popular learner bike there

thank you very much sr pls return in the future

What about crystal meth :^)

Why import meth? It's super easy to make.

no, Badger, I'm talking about the high quality one

>Indian autism

Who is this faggot who keeps typing in Hindi?

Teri maa ko chodnewala gabru jatt jawan.

Tera abba

>Jatt

JUST

Easier that way. The Mexico-U.S border is one of the largest in the world and large parts of it are unguarded

Doesn't Pakistan also have a Jatt community? Albeit a poorer and incestutous one?
Just curious

Yes.

Bas samajh le aisa hi aadmi teri ammi ki gaand maar raha hai, makhan maar ke

woh Anti-indian kashmiri kahaan mar gaya? Uski maa chodni hai

>Indian
>using his dick

There is a reason why you guys use steel rods to rape women.

Hide yo wife/cousin/stepmom/whatever the fuck that is

Your mother