ITT we say nice things about America

ITT we say nice things about America

Thanks for burgers.

You've made some watchable movies

You're our best creation :)

American boys are cute af :3

You went through the trouble of designing your own flag, unlike so many others who just changed the colors of ours and/or turned it sideways.

at least it's better than sweden

You invented computer games as we know them and I can't thank you enough for that.

Even though the majority of you are ignorant as hell, some of you are alright.

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>democracy
>public school
>modernized industry
>protection
How could we ever repay this debt?

Stfu, they're ours

You guys made japan make anime.

Americana is a really cool cultural aesthetic. The America of old really does seem like a wonderful place.

>restomod nova

They're not the most arrogant, self-centered, insufferable people in the world. Brits and Australians are worse.

Some of your people are alright.

Which time period in particular?

I genuinely love living here.

You will always be our greatest ally

50s, is this even up for debate?

Brits are your pupets and we are your allies, sounds good for me m80

Well, I wasn't sure. Sometimes Brits seem enamored with the Westward expansion and cowboys, for example.

Thanks for making MLP

>not the 20s

You inspired the japs to come up with anime, and your gun laws are sweet. I guess that's about it.

Civil War to 60s I'd say. 100 years is a pretty good run of glory, I have to say.

if only usa would invest to science instead of military world would be a better place.
I like american porno and nba, tho it's rigged.

Up until around the 1960s America literally was the hands down best country on earth. I absolutely adore early American history, I wish I could've been there and fight for freedom against the British. The westward expansion was super awesome to read about. I dislike that you annexed the confederacy, but whatever it's history now.

why is there a french cognac behind the monitor?

Earth is much better with America as the preeminent power than it would be if Russia or China were preeminent.

>if only USA would invest in science
What? We produce a good portion of the medical and computer advances at the very least

>instead of investing in military
We do it 4 u

literally east india 2.0

>We do it 4 u
This is one of the reasons people dislike the USA. If you want to keep up these pointless wars is one thing, but saying you're doing it 'for us' is pretty patronising.

Shut the fuck up.

>20s
>lynchings
>depression
>poverty

>tfw UK has shit R&D expenditure and somehow still creates the best scientists and engineers
literally how?

Looks like the thread has turned into shit, like always.

Nah, i hate gringos

pls nuke russia

You have several top universities. US and UK are the place to be if you want to be a scientist or engineer.

You are the worst neighbour ever, like Finland

I think America is one of the most egalitarian societies on the planet.

how the fuck do we spend 10 times less than yanks wtf

There's always bad things about any decade.

The poverty from the depression didn't come until the 30s, my Burmese friend.

/thread

>be me
>look up MLP on Wikipedia in the hopes I could pawn it off on some other poor cunt
Nope, it's ours. Shit.

Because we have 8 times the GDP?

Norway is worse than Finland. At least Finland is somewhat cooperative even though they hate out guts. Norway is just this smug nouveau riche retarded fisherman, that everyone else put up with because trading with them is profitable.

but we're still world leaders in a lot of that stuff, 10 times less is quite a bit lower, maybe some of it is under the EU one on the pic

You probably allocate funds much better than other countries. Here you basically just need to fill out a form to get a grant. Private funding is much harder to get because they want results.

Actually the Great Depression was in the 1930's.

Europe tends to handle much of that stuff together, hence CERN and the European Space Agency.

...

I thought it was 1929.

The stock market crashed in late '29, yes.

you have nice videogames and contribute a lot to the freedoms of the world
also, burgers

It started in 1929 but, kept going through the 30's and ended in 1939.

Hijacking the thread

Going to work in Ohio for summer. What to expect?

From Slovakia? Pretty much a lateral move to be honest.

Ohio is the vanilla ice cream of American states.

Depends on where you are. Columbus is optimal, pretty damn cool city. I have a soft spot for Cleveland too.

Where will you be?

t. Ohioan

What is Oklahoma like (specifically OK City)? I might be moving there for work.

Fat and Jesusy. Like, angry-Jesusy. Outlaw-Sharia-without-realizing-the-irony-Jesusy.

Smashing.

Is it any better in the more built-up areas? I'm hoping most folk in work will be normal.

Being this delusional...

USA ok, but UK ?' come on.

If you're at least average looking and not an autist you'll probably drown in pussy. Bunch of bitches from a boring midwest state will love the accent and shit.

Every city is more tolerant than the small towns, but even the liberals in Oklahoma wear shitkicker boots and say Howdy and Y'all. The presumption is that you are Christian and conservative until you specifically state otherwise, then you get the "well I'll pray for you anyway" treatment.
On the plus side, you will definitely enjoy a mutual accent appreciation situation.

Your people are better than Germans!

Awww. You guys are fighting over us. That's sooo cute.

We thank you both.

haha hey guys remember when those wacky canadians burnt down the white house?

jokes on u most of the white people here come from germans

>Brits are your pupets and we are your allies, sounds good for me m80
perfect

Thank you for Tom Hanks

America is a nice continent.

I really really like McDonalds

Thank you Americans for liberating us from the evil Nazi Germans who invaded our country and started a war without us having anything to do with it at all. :^)

Fuck you for most of the modern world problems, fuck you for proxy wars, fuck you for aiding Porkistan until they betrayed you, fuck you for not keeping Ching chongs within their boundaries

Thank you for being far far superior than China will ever be

Xi Jinping can eat shit

Also, laughing at your retarded general populace, cost-effectiveness of NASA, unreliability of Fords, obesity, rising nigger problems, 9/11 etc etc

You will never be as great as erstwhile USSR

Fuck you for smelling like shit, LITERALLY sweating liquid curry, being the worst customer service reps in history, and for not pooing in the loo.

It's too bad we don't export any of our better fast food chains

Is Burger King American?

Yeah, but Burger King is shit, at least where I live.

fuck you hillbilly. Go fornicate with your cousin

thanks for nigger music like rock n roll

get fucked cunt

Why must you be so mean

Fuck off Faulkner

Thanks for giving everyone else in the West a reassuring example of somewhere far more fucked up

Thanks for sparing half an hour to post that xD