Why do Anglos turn into lobsters when exposed to sun? It's the damnedest thing...

Why do Anglos turn into lobsters when exposed to sun? It's the damnedest thing, even people with black hair and brown eyes will transform within minutes while blonde haired Germanics just get a little red on their nose

Anglos are the pinnacle of whiteness therefore their skin can easily be burnt.

We originate from a temperate grey island.

if you're not pink, then you're not white.

They do tan eventually, just look at Australians.

Do we have to..?

Because we are the whitest. I go from Pale, to red back to pale. I never tan.

>even people with black hair and brown eyes

Also, this disqualifies someone from being white. As we all know.

Then why don't they tan? I've seen it in person, it takes less than an hour

What?

They spend hours in the sun. And they probably do not use proper Sunscreen.

I guess it's a lack of good habits.
In Spain we are used to the annoying sun.
Not obeying your mom when she told you to put that sunscreen and ending up with all your skin peeled and burning, not even being able to sleep because the sheets of your bed felt like razors is a bretty good learning experience for children.

And that's the story of why anglos look like prawns

> Germanics just get a little red on their nose

kek, we burn easily. I'm one of the extremely sensitive ones and cant go outside without sunscreen 50

Majority can tan and arent as sensitive as I am, but they have to be cautious and always burn at least somewhat every summer

Britain gets the least amount of sun out of all Euro countries. They're just not adapted to it.

ugh so true

>sunscreen 50

Only 50? pleb

Your Moorish blood prevents you from getting sunburnt

Like your convict blood prevents you from being quality posters?

What I wrote is what happened to me. :)

And not a single time.

We are not born brown, abo friend

>We are not born brown

Your Moorish blood begs to differ

>white bread burns brown
>white paper burns brown
>white people burn red

TOP KEK

>they got khan'd in the real world

Meds wear sunscreen? Everything I thought I knew is a lie

What about when you wuz Romans n sheeit?

Not just once*

Well I can only speak for Spaniards. Catalans, specifically.

People that is already very tanned might not use sunscreen, or they will use a lower-grade one. (If they wanna get sanser, it's their biz I guess)
But in general everyone uses it.
I tan relatively quickly, but I still need to use the protector because the sun burns me anyway.

>not liking tan lines