A pair of childhood friends and neighbors fall for each other's sons

>A pair of childhood friends and neighbors fall for each other's sons.

what the hell?! are all australian/french films like this?

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Thanks I'll be watching this.

Haven't seen it.
Adapted from Doris Lessing, a british writer.
No of course not all french films are like this.

I saw Nettoyage à Sec by same director Anne Fontaine, with Charles Berling. Interesting film about a depressed normie who changes his life.

I'd rather see Robin Wright in the Princess Bride. But it's a rather good choice of MILFs.

Recently there was a film called Un Moment d'Égarement, about a relationship between a man (Vincent Cassel) and his friend's daughter.
The sex scene on the beach is the only good part.

Why are the french such pedos?

nah, not really.
Also, the girl must be 16 or 18

youtube.com/watch?v=k3yVtQjqK4w

Yes. Didn't you ever see the film "my mistress"?

this happens irl all the time here

Tasmanian detected

>kiwis will never, EVER have a loving relationship with their sisters or mothers

m.imdb.com/title/tt2622874/
My bad

So then the title is "Adore" and I saw some rated-R I guess USAian rating.

Eighteen.

btw the film is a remake allocine.fr/video/player_gen_cmedia=19554035&cfilm=31760.html
the original girl, Agnès Soral, was 16.

The french make the most degenerate and pretentious films. And art in general really.
I'm very skeptical about french artists because they always end up being overrated shit.

I only like that shit in my Asian porn cartoons
Why do the French have to ruin everything?

>take the plot of a porno
>make it serious
>add decent cinematography
>???
>awards and critical acclaim

Is this every French film or only the majority of them?

We're not the ones with the Jeff Koons and Damien Hirst

No, movies require a picturebook to be generated.
Your Asian porn cartoons today
will be New Zealand and Aussie movies soon

Don't get too excited lads both the boys are of age when they fugg, no /ss/ involved.

You're taking things from the wrong side.
Porn wasn't meant to be a cheap genre all its own.
I'm not talking about the 1st nudes in 1900 films
But in the 70's came the erotic movies.
It's only because of censorship that a new genre had to be born, cheap with barely any story and bad acting.

I'm afraid to even click on post 59324784 and reply to it! Is that a what a gilded monkey in that guy's lap.
A gilded monkey. Uh-huh

there is a doujin with this premise
pretty good

Porn "a lame script, but, not just any halflame script but
a script lame enough to qualify for a disability."

Erotica and smut are very close to each other lad
Smut is just erotica that cuts to the chase faster

I don't know
It's still a straight up porno set up and I can't help but laugh at that

>A gilded monkey.
Why yes.

>Jeffrey "Jeff" Koons (born January 21, 1955) is an American artist known for working with popular culture subjects and his reproductions of banal objects—such as balloon animals produced in stainless steel with mirror-finish surfaces. He lives and works in both New York City and his hometown of York, Pennsylvania.
His works have sold for substantial sums of money, including at least one world record auction price for a work by a living artist.[1] On November 12, 2013, Koons's Balloon Dog (Orange) sold at Christie's Post-War and Contemporary Art Evening Sale in New York City for US$58.4 million, above its high US$55 million estimate, becoming the most expensive work by a living artist sold at auction
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Koons

See shit like is why people think art is a money laundering scheem

contemporary artists and their enablers should all be burned to a stack desu

> "I think art takes you outside yourself, takes you past yourself. I believe that my journey has really been to remove my own anxiety. That's the key. The more anxiety you can remove, the more free you are to make that gesture, whatever the gesture is. The dialogue is first with the artist, but then it goes outward, and is shared with other people. And if the anxiety is removed everything is so close, everything is available, and it's just this little bit of confidence, or trust, that people have to delve into."
Jeff Koons

t. a guy making giant plastic balloons dogs

Looks like plastic but I don't think it's plastic. People wouldn't pay $58m

People would pay for dog shit on a tarp if it was hyped as the next thing by this hip up and coming artist

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>capitalism
Wouldn't have happened in the USSR.
hail Soviet Realism.

It's not the art itself that makes it worth money, anyone could do that, it's the justification the artist uses that is important.