Paxton Lynch a.k.a. the future GOAT edition.
/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico
The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake
>Gringo futbol thread
i am a sheltered fuckface that likes alternative women. they always drag me into their bs. i blame normie women for this. what is wrong with me
Dumb frogposter.
It wasn't tho.
so this is why you guys love moving to california
la rana
i'll show you
if you're not red on this map you're basically stupid
Reminder that using 'Spanish' is enabling the oppression of the EUROPEAN PATRIARCHY. Speak your NATIVE language and be PROUD! Remember the work of your ancestors, like the city Technoleechland or something. VISTA NO PEERO! BLERTA! JOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEESSSSS
want to get drunk but will probably become suicidal again and it will ruin my strength gains desu
exactly
La rana de dos patas
>get drunk
>lose all strength gains
what kinda fucking alcohol are you drinking? drain cleaner dumped on your abs? what the fuck?
>Paulina Peña is getting fugged right now
>it's not by you
>she will never sit on your face
CAN'T WAKE UP
alcohol kills your gains user
you don't sleep well and it kills your test levels
literally who
tell me something fucked up you did that if people found out would treat you badly
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huh, didn't know that. I mean, russians aren't known for being low test tho
The daughter of our president, Lord Peña.
nth for don't bully!
I post on an anime image board most of my free time
nice try nsa, i still want women to talk to me
>white people rule mexico
ayy lmao what senpai
*bullies*
really feel sad that these kids, their names stained by their own father
>tumblr
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pls do not
We should do our own kind of Bolshevik usurpation with the excuse of fondling our president's daughters
I post on Sup Forums, i may or not have illegal indecent content on my PC
>Mexicans
>We should do our own kind of Bolshevik usurpation with the excuse of fondling our president's daughters
estaba a punto de decir eso, me ganaste
Neat map but these names are stupid. I live in Ungava-Hauts de Quebec but I live south of Montreal.
I fucked your mother without a condom a couple decades or so ago and up and bailed on her ass, or so the story goes...
what the fuck
i fUckEd uR moTheEr
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Commie mexican can't meme for shit
>white people
Why do people make dumb posts like these?
Pido a las 2 güeras de la derecha
pero yo me referia a ejecutar a la familia presidencial
>Watch dark knight rises with family again
>CIA scene
>Can't stop smirking and giggling
>"user? what's so funny?"
the prophet speaks
PeRo iO mE RefeRIaa a EJecuThar a La fAmILia PreSiDenCiAl
el bolshevikANO
He is autistic, don't mind him and his dumb caps responses
No, porque? Haz lo que quieras con Peña pero sus morritas son mías carnal.
even with all the menes i love you mexico and dont want you to go ok goodnight
>>PeRo iO mE RefeRIaa a EJecuThar a La fAmILia PreSiDenCiAl
>menes
fuck back to KC
I ain't leaving nowhere hun
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Time for Benadryl
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I might ironically buy one of these.
where are the (You)s?
What does his soul hide, that he must cover his eyes with the abyss?
I already did senpai, haha
I love cloud chasing, ironically of course
here you go el indio
epic post my friend
It's not funny anymore. Bane posting was funny for about 5 minutes.
They work for the fedora, the vape man
heh....Broncos Nation shout out to the senpai south of the the border!
>raiders suck.
BLOOOOOOOOOOONDIE
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would quit cigarettes just to inhale nicotine water vapor?
(You) KNOWWWW WHAT YOU AREEEEEE?
HEY BLONDIE
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
JUST A DIRT SON OF A BITCH
what's the point of this shitty netflix account if i have to go pirate movies i want to watch anyway
Daily reminder that the Denver Broncos won the Superb Owl L.
i also fell for the fucking netflix meme
i can't fucking believe it
Alright, who getting friday liquored alone here? Fucking normies leave /cum/ high and dry.
>My mental SJW sister gets a dog
>Whole family obsessed with this thing
>So spoiled it whimpers and whines the second people stop paying attention to it
>If I'm taking a nap the dog starts growling and biting at me because I'm not paying attention to it
>If I so much as mention that its behaviour is bad (literally constantly whimpering and whining) she fucking scolds me and yells at me
>Last week I was super feverish
>dog is whimpering and whining as my sister leaves
>Go downstairs and get some water, pass out on couch
>Check dog's water and food, keeps whining, eh, my sister must've taken it out
>Sis comes back
>HOWS THE DOG BEEN
>Whining for the last two hours
>Nobody's home, it's time to shine
>She begins calling me a psycho for not caring for her dog
>Yells at me for 20 minutes like a psycho.. basically screaming at me that I'm a sociopath and ruining this family
>That my apathy affects the entire family
>none of this is true, I do TONNES of shit to make my mental family feel better btw
>Basically telling me I'm a monster, a bad person, SCREAMING at me for 20 mins
>Smiling the who time even though her face is red with rage
>Lose it, tell her to fuck off, run upstairs to my room, literally scared she'll beat me
>call my dad and other sis to explain what's happening
>Dad says I'm a dick for not taking out the dog and consider my sister's feelings cause she has PTSD
>Other sis tells me it's my cabin fever from being inside too much because of being sick
>Dad comes home, psycho sister acts cheery
>Dad pulls me aside and basically tells me not to be a dick
JUST
hahahhaha
I'm going to marry Yasuho!
ME atm!!
The answer to your problem seems really clear to me, user. What are you waiting for?
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someone post cumbaby
me and u rite now
I'm not reading all that shit faggot
seriously
"we don't have those classic movies you always wanted to watch, or want to rewatch, but here's a series about wives and their gay husbands"
what a complete waste
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cumchan is totes adorbs
post your sister pics pls
Post pics of your sister user, don't be rude and share them with us
mine is better senpai
>finally meet a girl I am interested in
>she is dating someone
Never a good feel
I'M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING BABY
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Girls are volatile creatures, make her cheat on her man with you, make her believe you are the best dating alternative
tell me about the /cum/ baby
i want the best 4 u /cum/-chan, i want u 2 have a cute wife with lots of cute kids
Starting a new job that I'll make 30k salary this monday. I also live in a poor as fuck part of Canada so I'll be able to 100% support myself.
I've worked my whole life to be a hard worker so I could be independant of them and it's working.
Also this just happened:
>Psycho sister texts other sister at 11:30 pm to let the dog out (we live 30 mins away from her place)
>Other sister has been drinking and can't drive (I had just driven her to a bar)
>I also drive her to work and back every fucking day (when she has work)
>Never paid gas bc she says I got to go to uni on the way so it didn't matter
>We don't even know how to get in my sister's appt to let the dog out or anything
>other sister LETS GO ITS HER DOG ITS IMPORTANT
>"We don't even know where her keys are"
>DOESN'T MATTER I'LL LOOK THROUGH ALL THE MAILBOXES
>new appt so we don't even know what her mailbox is
>"This is fucking stupid"
>user YOU ARE ALWAYS SUCH A DICK SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK FOR FAVOURS YOU ASSHOLE
>Dad wakes up, tells me to stop being difficult and give her a damn drive, it's just a favour (12:30AM mind you)
>Start driving, psycho sis hasn't been responding to texts or calls
>Finally says "oh I took care of it"
>"This is why we should have waited, she didn't even care"
>user ANON YOU ARE SUCH A DICK
>Berates me entire way back, telling me I'm a dick, never do anything for her
>"Tell her I drive her everyday to work and back"
>I NEVER SAID YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING, YOU'RE JUST DIFFICULT user HOLY SHIT
>Mom wakes up and starts to defend me
>Other sis has that same smile that seems to come with rage in the family
>backs off after a while
I live this every day.
I want to fuck that baby
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