If you were a country

If you were a country...

I'd be Estonia because I'm pretty much perfect

I'd be Kazakhstan because I'm very nice.

I'd be Turkey because I enjoy genociding Armenians.

I´d be Argentina because I´m black

I'd be Portugal because I'm a king

Spain because I'm lazy, but with royal blood

probably Poland or some slav shit country

North Korea because I hate everyone else but also destroy myself.

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rawl

ok

roule

pls be gentle

en voiture simone, c'est moi qui conduit c'est toi qui klaxonne

good countries only plz

>If you were a country...
I'd be as big as an American

Russia because I tend to get aggressive and start looking for a fight when I'm drunk.

I'll be north korea

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pls

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I'd be Sweden because I want muslims inside me.

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thank you for switzerland

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roullete

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ayyy

Iceland because I'm isolated from everybody and I'm small and irrelevant

I'd be Greece because I was smart and successful a long time ago.

heatenings

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Rollin

I'd be Finland because I'm weird and somewhat isolated, but still liked for some reason

let's go niggers

bubu

roll

PLS BE NORWAY

please be usa

I'd be germany. I had potential but turned into a giant failure.

I'm curious

USA get

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Odds are I'm going downhill. Hoping for a little meme country.

Zimbabwe because I have a low self esteem and believe I'm shit.

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I would be Republika ng Katangalugan because I love culturicide, linguicide, and converting everyone to my favourite religion!

Saudi Arabi get, bring me the haram biatchezzz