Well Sup Forums it turns out I got cancer. I'm going to die a 27 year old virgin.
I had a mole somewhere I guess that appeared. Then I started to get a bunch of moles, it turned out to be melanoma and then it quickly spread to my brain, causing me to twitch,limbs go numb randomly and have ADD now. It's all over my body, pancreas.
If you learned anything from this Siberian spit contest club is that you should get your moles checked.
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>Be American
>Get Cancer
things that didn't happen
>causing me to twitch,limbs go numb randomly and have ADD now. It's all over my body, pancreas
>TFW I have had these symptoms for the last month
>TFW in line for an MRI and it's over a month away
i-i'm scared.
I hope you survive user
What do you think this is? I've had it for like a year now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god A DEAD YANK OH SHIT THIS IS GREAT HOLY MARY ECKS DEEEEEEEEE
Afucking DEAD
yANK HAHAHAHA
>be Canadian
>die waiting for hospital bed
>TFW this is literally true
it's not fucking funny
Good luck in the next life bud.
Can't say I'll miss you, but I'm assuming we've talked before on this god forsaken site, and I thank you for that.
We'll meet you on heavens Indian comic strip discussion forum.
fat
Are Canadians taking our stereotypes now? Fucking Canucks won't stop.
I really wish it was made up. Brain cancer is a terrible way to die I walk in a store and forget where I am or what I'm doing because of this tumor fucking up my brain.
>being a skinny weakling
I remember those days.
At least brain cancer doesn't hurt. It might suck to lose your mind slowly, but you're not in agony right?
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Strangely it doesn't hurt. But it's fucked up how you literally change. I now have a phobia of bugs, I like mayonnaise(I hated it for the past 26 years) If I walk for more than 20 seconds I get dizzy and trip.
I guess it beats rectal cancer.
>being a shitskin
>AND being overweight
lmaooooooo!
Atleast you won't have to suicide now
That's neato burrito my man.
I know it sucks, but at least you get to enjoy mayo now, wish I could do that. I also have a fear of bugs, it's not that bad.
Check back in with us. Make this a daily thread or something. Good luck fighting this shit man.
Literally whiter than you chang
i hope your young body will beat the cancer.
Have they said it's innoperable?
My mum had a brain tumor at 35. She's 52 now and still around.
How's her mental health
hire a hooker or something. there was a thing I read awhile ago that a kid didnt want to die a virigin so he banged a girl and died of cancer later his last dying wish was fucking a girl. go out with style user
>hey it's not all that bad i mean you like mayo now
dude what the fuck he is dying
so are you
Yeah, but he gets to die in fucked up, movie sort of way. I'm going to die a sad old man, or by getting hit by a car or something.
Once melanoma gets in your system your shits all fucked up. Even if they removed all the moles and got rid of the tumor in the brain it would had already spread somewhere else.
Melanoma is like sickle cell for white people but worse.(though some black people can still get it)
>tfw have a bunch of big strange-looking moles
>tfw my shitty doctor says it's fine and won't examine them
I'd care more if I didn't have to die eventually anyway.
Eh... As much as can be expected being a single mother of 3.
She's able to function decently.
u fucking serious?
>being raised by a single mother
I think I heard about ways to reduce the size of tumors (idk I'm not a doctor)
Chin up lad, fight's not over until you croak.
I'm genuinely sorry for you OP. Cancer's a cunt. Hope you make peace with this world, and if the virginity thing bothers you, go visit a hooker. Good luck / God bless.
This is Sup Forums m8. He knew coming here that none of us know how to deal with shit like that. He came here knowing we would joke about it.
Yeah, he might die soon, but what am I supposed to do about it? All I know how to do is treat him like o would any other day, because if I was dying I wouldn't want to be treated like I'm already dead.
>People who are dying from cancer go visit hookers.
>Get arrested for trying to get hookers.
America
>docs keep asking about my birth mark and whether it's getting bigger but i keep saying :it;s alwasy like that"
>but I think it's getting bigger
I think he just wants to be humiliated because everyone IRL pities him. Takes the edge off it.
That'd be a fucking story to tell. Do that OP, then share with us how it went.
Honestly I think the cops would go easy on the guy.
I've known more people who beat cancer with aggressive chemotherapy and surgery in the US than those who have died from it. It use to be an automatic death sentence, but at least you have a chance. I know someone who had brain cancer and is in complete remission. They have difficult remembering things sometimes, but they are out and about being as normal as any other person.
If you get the big brain tumor removed, then instantly went into chemo would OP have a chance?
Honestly, I think in OPs situation, I'd just let it take me. I don't have the will to live that much.
OP, I'd say that you got shafted by the Big Dude upstairs. If you're at peace with your life, then kick back and open up a cold one, no use sweating over the future. If you're not, then set things in order. Or just go full bucket list and rob a bank, then die in a blaze of glory after your car goes off a cliff following an epic police chase or something
>terminal cancer
you lucky bastard. You've got a way out of this hell and everyone will feel sorry for you when you die
every case is different, but it's pretty rare for a person to go into remission. My mom was diagnosed with stage 2 breast cancer, and she was in remission for a while, but it came back later and killed her.
If this were true, why aren't you suffering from a psychological crisis right now? And why are you here?
I mean, you already know you're going to die soon and the first that goes through your mind is: i'm gonna make a thread on Sup Forums.org about it.
No staying with your family, going on a trip, talking with your friends... NOPE, just going to post on an anonymous autist-filled imageboard.
fuck off leave him alone.
How long are average wait times?
It's what I would do probably. He's not dying today. He's got time for all that shit.
we are his friends.
Hurry up and get a whore.
Better that than nothing.
I think I have skin cancer on my right thumb.
Meh, I want to die anyways.
That sucks OP. Cancer is a big fat sweaty nigger. I watched the person I love the most slowly die from it for 10 straight months. If you don't want to die a virgin then hurry up and get a fucking escort. In fact, get the sexiest most expensive escort you can, make it a good one. The one good thing about dying is that you won't be alive anymore. You'll be nice and comfy chilling in nonexistence while the rest of us will be sitting here wallowing in misery until our time comes.
If he's going to die why would he hire a whore?
Here's one of them it actually was a birthmark but it got way bigger and the doc wants it to get removed( i think another one formed inside of it?). I actually have like 8 moles now and 4 are scheduled to get removed.
Because my family doesn't know about it. They probably won't learn about it. When I die from this cancer, my family will get the life insurance money and hopefully save the farm.
Honestly Sup Forums has been more of a family than anything as sad as it is. 10 years here I thought moot would had shut it down in 5.
I can't really afford health insurance because of obamacare actually made it more expensive. So all this treatment i pay out of pocket.
Not to die a virgin m800
Fuck OP, shit.
We all gotta die sooner or later. And it's only a matter of time that this blue rock kicks us all off for good.
At least you got to be in control of one of the best organisms in the galaxy (probably) during the Golden Age of Memes.
But no really, you don't have to die a virgin if you don't want to.
I've almost died a couple of times. It's not fun realizing that we're all doomed to turn into dust. But it's just the way it is friendo.
Sup Forums is full of shitbags tonight, but... I hope you find closure user.
Good night.
Why wouldn't he just rape if he's going to die anyways?
I know they drilled a small hole in the top of her head, but she didn't have parts of her brain cut out. I believe they injected gold into the tumor and were able to target the exact spot with their treatment.
If there were no consequences you would rape someone? You're a bad person.
Dude...
me again
MEXICO
MEDICAL
TOURISM
Don't believe the memes, they have real hospitals for much cheaper than in the USA. At least research it OP.
>You will never marry this.
It hurts anons ;_;
dumb moralfag
That sucks man, I'm sorry to hear that. I've got a couple moles I'm going to get checked out tomorrow. Kinda nervous.
dude if i were dying of cancer id spend it here
you guys are my only friends and i dont think i could ever have a friend who isnt a longtime user
tfw have a bunch of moles
i'm scared lads
wait, are whores illegal there? wtf
did NOT seem that way in Vegas desu.
How much cheaper are we talking? Wouldn't I be better off going to spain or something?
So what your live-life-to-the-fullest checklist now?
>not wanting to destroy a person emotionally for my own carnal pleasure makes me a overly moralistic
Not only is rape a terrible thing to do, it is also much more difficult than hiring a prostitute.
Shut up
prostitution is technically outlawed. that is, the specific exchange of sex for money is outlawed. we easily get around this with "escorts". technically, you are paying an escort to spend time with you, not have sex with you. in reality of course you are paying her to have sex with you but this is the easiest way to work around the law
Prostitution is legal in certain parts of Nevada. They're all gross used up whores though.
Getem checked out, they can spread in a matter of weeks than BAM, brain cancer.
Honestly I just want to write my 2 books, draw my 1 anime and make my 2 games I always wanted to make and save my love from the evil clutches of EA.
I guess I'll just have to learn how to code and how to draw more quickly than I imagined.
Err probably not man. Spain is like... across the atlantic, and richer than mexico at that... also uses the Euro..
Just look into mexico medical tourism online or something.
I have no experience with it, but I know Americans seriously underestimate Mexico..
My ex-gf was mexican, and her uncle who lived in Canada got cancer.
He actually moved back to Mexico to get treatment because Canadian healthcare sucks worse.
He had the money... but damn son.. USDs will go far in Mexico these days. Look into it.
how much time do you have? i dont want to rain on your parade but all that will take many many years. if you have less than a year to live you wont even come to close to finishing those things. why not enjoy your vices while you can? thats what i would do. sex, drugs, video games all day
So how much do you have left?
Oh and also, ofcourse it's going to be a sales pitch. Likely everywhere will say they can do something from you.
But quality of services vary massively across the country. I recommend actually contacting a trusted mexican friend if you have one, or even straight up hiring a mexican to help you out. As they know their country best.
but all of these decisions are yours to make.. I don't know how it will go ... but you should honestly look into it at least.
There ARE good, cheap hospitals in Mexico.
Are you the medical tourism fag?
where should i go breh
Can someone please fucking reply?
I'm scared shitless guys. I think i might have a tumor or something.
MRI is in a lil over a month i hope it's not cancer damn it
I don't know what you mean by that. I don't know, you can probably just google some specialised service.
night lads.
I don't know. It's a huge process they have to see how fast it's spreading and what got infect before they can determine it. But I think my GP said if the dermatologist got the moles out, the tumor in the brain controlled and nothing else infected and chemo rounds I could live at least 10+ years. Honestly though I have heart and massive acid reflex problems(Acid reflux could lead to stomach cancer) so it looks like I'm going to get screwed even if I was to beat the current cancer I got.
Thank you so much Canada bro I will go check them out.
HELP ME
i'm fcking dying, and i'm literally in line for an mri, i can't wait so long
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Web MD is your friend.
It's not funny man I'm actually dying
It might not be a cancerous tumor. It could be a benign tumor one that interferes with your brain simply being there. Safer to remove. It could also be from Diabetes, Sinus issues, Nerve issues, Stress(not enough sleep).
Don't be a little bitch until you get the diagnosis. Then go for it.
will MRI show it well enuff
I've heard some people say it didn't show their tumors early on
Nows not the time for fear......
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Wow man, even if you do have cancer, its not like it's a death sentence. There's still treatment, and even if those treatments fail, there's still a chance of spontaneous regression.
>Wow man, even if you do have cancer, its not like it's a death sentence. There's still treatment, and even if those treatments fail,
Dude my cognitive abilities have been falling recently
I'm really worried at best I'll be retarded or at worst dead if this shit isn't diagnosed
I'm so scared
Then get a CT, in fact talk to your doctor about getting one as soon after the MRI. You can always cancel the CT if the MRI catches but you want to be sure in case MRI misses it. There's also blood work and if symptoms persist they can do an exploratory lobotomy.
Try not to worry too much,stress helps cancer.
lol i hope you kill yourself before your cancer kills you
fucking leaf
>You can always cancel the CT if the MRI catches but you want to be sure in case MRI misses it
What's the difference really? Doesn't MRI just show it all a bit better and there's no radiation?
if I was you I would live out my remaining time driving across the country, blasting music that I loved all the way. If I ever felt bad I would pull off to the shoulder. I would stop everywhere and talk to everyone, try to see some bands I liked and visit places, taking pictures along the way. I'd sleep outside because fuck it why not, then die wherever I die
>euros
MRI still has radiation. I know it sounds silly to do a CT after an MRI I never understood why Doctors did it but apparently it must had worked once to make all doctors do it.
The person I know with brain cancer in remission had to keep coming in to get MRI's until every odd spec that showed up was gone. They didn't label it cancer or a new tumor, but it would show up in different places at different times on the MRI. She continued getting chemo until there were no more oddities. She still has to go in originally every week then every month and now every three months. If they suspect cancer, they'll know what they should be looking for on the MRI.
That does sound fun. I always liked reggaeton music I think I will go visit my cousin in Chile and drive across the country side blasting that music our of my BMW.