You will never have a French girlfriend waking you up whispering "réveille-toi fils de pute...

>You will never have a French girlfriend waking you up whispering "réveille-toi fils de pute, j'ai la chatte en feu" softly in your ear

how do you deal with this feel, bros ?

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>you'll never be an alpha french as I am who refuse to have sex with his gf just because too exhausted.

>fucking beurettes

is pussy as in vagina "she-cat" in French?

easy to fuck.

it only hurts when i'm reminded france exists, and then it hurts a lot because i know it would be hard to find a nice white french girl since you're so far away

then i'm reminded there are english girls and southern girls and they have nice accents and God loving cultures too so it takes away the pain a little

> Implying I want a degenerate French gf

What would Charles Martel say lad?

Chatte means female cat and vagina yeah, like pussy does in English

The floors of public restrooms are cleaner than French women's mouth and ass.

>alpha French
Go to /x/ to see if they spotted one of those along with bigfoot and the Lochness.

65% white vs 85% white
stay cucked Brandon

Meh, I guess I'll be that annoying Canadian.

Québécoise are more down to earth. I can't imagine a French girl wanting to live in the woods and go fishing, autoneige, and hunting, or to cook and celebrate the way things we do. Also your accent is pretentious and our swear words are better.

He'd approve since fucking your ennemy's women is alpha

>you will never be french

...

saying the american neet spending his friday night shitposting on Sup Forums before falling asleep

doesn't make my point wrong. For me to go find a french traditional girl i would have to go to out of the way places and i don't even speak french.

How are French girls on average, compared to Spanish and Italian ones? (personality wise)

>cleaner
Oh say can you see

by the dawn's early light

There are no French """traditional""" girls except in obscure catholic meme groups like the FSSPX. Even QC has the lowest marriage rate in North America, comparable to France. Date an evangelical southern girl.

I am glad I don't know that feel

>wake up son of a bitch , I 'm the hot pussy

u wot cunt

Please give me a translation of
>now it's my turn to fuck you in the ass

Maintenant c'est a moi de t'enculer

i don't mean hardcore just a dignified white french speaking beautiful girl. do you have any in quebec?

say this to your french gf :

En ce moment je parierai que tu t'imagines deja que tu suces ma bite au rythme des coups de fouets de mes couilles sur ta gueule

It's very nice

in that case yes they do exist here and in france, but why not just have one from america, it's almost the same thing everywhere

Could you please explain what you think is a "french traditional girl?"

Being a high maintenance whore is a tradtional French girl.

He should rather tell her:

Invite ton copain mamadou pour un plan à trois la prochaine fois, j'ai toujours rêvé de me faire déboîter le caisson par un noir.

>I 'm the hot pussy

It's "my pussy is on fire" actually

>Les traditions provençales

J'ai toujours su que les sudistes étaient des cocus

french girls are sweet and more traditional and cultured

this is mostly hypothetical i'm not planning to go to france soon

"J'vais t'defoncer ta gueule de conne avec ma grosse queue!"
youtube.com/watch?v=ALVbFOM8B5U

cultured
speak french
brown hair
cute
good fashion
appreciate decent food

>Right now I 'll bet you you already imagine that you suck my dick whips the rhythm of blows my balls on your face

mm yes really poetic

>dignified
>The quality or state of being worthy of esteem or respect
No French is worthy of respect.

J-Je peux pas te laisser dire je suis pas provençal mais malgré tout sudiste

...

It's a famous line from an old porno

>You will never have a Brazilian girlfriend waking you up whispering "ACORDA VIADO, TEM TRAMPO AMANHÃ E TU TEM QUE ME SUSTENTAR SEU ARROMBADO DA PORRA" softly in your ear

how do you deal with this feel, bros?

Your girlfriend set the cat on fire?

>french girls are sweet and more traditional and cultured

""cultured"" maybe (definitely not in QC though), not traditional or sweet moreso than other women. Francophone women are quite feisty and very feminist.

That drawing of a village looks like this actual village

legal

>wanting a qt french koreaboo girlfriend with big boobs

French have no culture.
French language is irrelevant, you don't even understand it
French fashion is homosexual
French food is shit.

>brown hair
>cute
Just focus on these.

ARE ROAR VOOVA?
PARLOR VOW ENGLISH?
ME YEAH MO AMERICANO SENOR!
DO? YOU? HAVE? BUR-GER?

What happened to create all this salt lad, did your girlfriend get FRENCH'D while on vacation ?

I KNOW RIGHT

>"ACORDA FILHO DA PUTA, ENCHARQUEI A GATA DE GASOLINA E TAQUEI FOGO!!!"

>9 KB JPG>wanting a qt french koreaboo girlfriend with big boobs
Do You like Muslim women, lad?

Porra véi, são 4 da manhã, não me faz rir assim euheuheue

i consider cultured to be traditional. if they know about anything other than pop culture that is an improvement vs the norm.

i guess sweet is subjective too, but i consider being cultured sweet. i could do without the feminist shit, but i'd assume american feminism is much worse. i've been to france btw for reference.

I actually had a French girlfriend, it only lasted like one month, of course, but it was enough to make me obsessed about having a frnech girlfriend again. The way she talked was so... Arousing. French is definitively the sexiest language on earth.

The language is a real major frustration though. I can get by with English and Italian but fuck, French is 95% incomprehensible

Romantic French girls are a meme. If they were so great then you'd be in a relationship with one.

I'll never understand why New Worlders obsess so much over these poorly planned-out medieval shitholes. We get plenty of those tourists here in Germany too.

>you will never have a beurette gf
>you will never have a beurette gf who wants to become a drug kingpin
>you will never have a beurette gf who holds a knife to a guy's throat for not paying on time

Feels bad man

It's because we don't have any of those around here. Maybe some 17th century fortresses, but they're all really shitty looking

because it's quaint and exotic and in the new world you get either poor imitations of those places or American-style malls.

>>You will never have a French girlfriend waking you up whispering "omelette du fromage" softly in your ear

how do you deal with this feel, bros ?

The same reason why you love our hot sunny beaches that look like shitholes to us the local folk, because we don't have things like that here (medieval towns), and you guys don't have sunny beaches there so, yeah, not much to explain

Dude, if there's a foreign word that I'll never forget is "fromage". All because of that episode.

You're going to need a time machine to find a French girl that hasn't been feminized.

>If they were so great then you'd be in a relationship with one.

I assume you know my life then

No I love them too, living in one on something, I'm fine in my more modern village. But I love visiting them, it's comfy as fuck and Iike history so anything related to medieval times is ok for me.

omelette AU fromage

I'm sure you have years of living in France behind you to back up your claims

ahh, gramatically like Spanish and Italian...

J'ai juste envie de faire découvrir nos colonies à nos amis cacaposteurs.

That was the punchline of the episode, hon hon

I don't know if those cartoons were doing those grammatical errors on purpose but it's a shame seeing those astonished mistakes (even if i'm sure i do a lot in english too)

that girls's english she's kalisi's sister

I remember being in an Erasmus party with some French girls (much younger than me), Venezuelans, Spaniards and even an Ecuadorian were hitting on them. They seemed open and warm

just my 2 cents

well she felt at home then

I know but she kinda looks like the French girls I've knew in my life.

Je comprends, le devoir de mémoire, tout ça

It was in Madrid

>kalisi

Triggered

What about the PeruANOS

There were no PeruANOS around

There's a PeruANO in all of us, deep down

ya she does look french

>she"s now so fat she can't undress in the show anymore
definitely american

I met a qt French girl from Sup Forums and just listening to her talk was beautiful.

I can get whatever I want desu.

>You will never have a Turkish girlfriend waking you up whispering "selamün aleyküm, kahvaltıdan önce korunmasız zina yapmak ister misiniz beyim"
how do you deal with this thing, anons ?

Ma petite amie est de France (mais pas française) [elle est blanche] , qu'est-ce que je gagne ?

Also how the fuck do I learn this language

relieved

LE PERUVIEN: DURANT SON
ENFANCE... EST OBLIGE DE S'OCCUPER DE CHEVRES..VACHES... NETTOYER DES ETABLES
``LE PERUVIEN ``SEME`` PATATES. OIGNONS`` ET FAIT DES TRAVAUX AGRICOLES!!..LE PERUVIEN NE SE BAIGNE PAS , N'ETUDIE PAS,
NE VA PAS A L'ECOLE , AU COLLEGE NE VA PAS A L'UNIVERSTE C'EST UN ETRE IGNORANT, FLEMMARD,
FERME , BRUTE , STUPIDE, CRASSEUX , REPUGNANT

-QU'EST CE QU'UN PERUVIEN EN ``LATIN ???

*``INDIUS TETEDECUS BONOBUS``

COMMENT RECONNAITRE UN PERUVIEN EST UNE CHOSE TRES FACILE, NOUS CITONS ICI SES PRINCIPALES CARACTERISQUES:

0- ILS SONT MOCHES, HORRIBLES, ABJECTS, INSIGNIFIANTS...HIDEUX
1- ILSONT MARRONS, COULEUR CACA, TIRANT VERS LE CUIVRE, ON DIRAIT DES CROTTINS
2- ILS SONT MINUSCULES, 1M50 A 1M60, ON DIRAIT DES LUTINS DES ANDES
3- ILS SONT COURT SUR PATTES OU PATTES ARQUEES , DE VRAIS ENGEANCES DE LA NATURE
4- ILS N'ONT PAS DE CULS, NI HOMMES NI FEMMES
5- ILS N ONT PAS DE COU, ON DIRAIT DES VERS COUVERT DE BOUE
6- ILS ONT UN PUTAIN DE PIF, DU GENRE CONDOR OU TOUCAN
7- ILS ONT DE GRANDES OREILLES, LES ESPAGNOLS LES APPELAIENT COMME CA
8- ILS SONT BRIDES ET N ONT PAS DE PAUPIERES
9- ILS N ONT PAS DE POMMETTES SORTANTES
10- ILS ONT LA TETE RONDES ET GONFLES , CES ESPECES DE TETE DE GUANACOS

Je ne suis pas une robot

she's from France but she's not french? i'm confused

Goddamn I miss Europe badly

HOLY SHIT QUADS

I met a french qt online, got her to diddle herself over skype. She has a boyfriend though, but she plans to travel here alone so I'm hoping I get my chance to cuck some frenchman

I keep dropping my spaghetti though, my text game is shit, but when she hears my voice or see's my face I can literally hear her pussy moisten.

This is advanced science fiction to me

>but when she hears my voice or see's my face I can literally hear her pussy moisten.
said the virgin

I wouldn't want my descendants to be cucks.
I'd rather be an eunuch.

I will

Fuck you

>Americans in charge of talking about pure descent
Wew