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Rorke's Drift edition

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Well done Canuck.
They were Irish Scots and Welsh.

Not sure how I feel about a leaf starting the thread 2bh.

For Americans
youtube.com/watch?v=ZnnA3sgMXCI

All of this derives from accelerating beyond a certain speed?

I'm a laymen in these subjects so I'll pick your brains whilst I can and support your purchasing of household toiletries.

wew bogroll

Wish I applied to be a janitor lads

Could really use some excitement in my life

*tickles your mum*
'ow 'bout that then?

I think what you're trying to say is that the guys look normal but the girls look ugly correct?

why did you delete your comment yanklad?

what is normal to you?

Janny confirmed for British female imo

>implying

You aren't accelerating, you are moving your position in a quantum sense. Take a sheet and stand on one end, now fold the sheet and the point on the other end is now also under your feet, because we are talking about space time not a physical sheet your feet are now in both positions at the same time. Then unfold the sheet and pull it out flat again but stay standing on the point you pulled towards yourself instead, you are no longer at your start position but your destination, without moving your feet or travelling across the sheet. Again this is all as I understand it it, best ask Brian Cox for the dank info.

Janny didn't delete.
Yank lad did but he was right.

arranging a tinder date

Brazil is a really strange place
all of South America is
its like some strange failed experiment

...

when I did acid a few days ago I spend two hours in the woods imagining what it would be like to be a spider
I caught a bug but let it go

mental to consider.
Hi Janny, you're rumbled already lad GG

I may have you for dinner. Then again, you are a qt.

What was it like to be a spider, any insights you can give us? Seems a waste not to ask.

didnt want to be at the top of the thread

I'm not sure if all english girls are ugly, but they look very strange to me and stick out. English guys simply look normal to me and they could easily fit in my community and circles.

>Hi Janny, you're rumbled already lad GG
Fuck off Thailads.

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

or wot

it's simply because english girls are ugly because they don't take care of themselves lad

anxious but powerful
like your life depends on your hunt but nothing can touch you and you're king in your web

yeh i find it all really difficult but the more you read and watch the more you start to "get" odd things here and there. I "get" infinity now, something that took years of just accepting that it was complicated until it clicked. When people talk about different values of infinity, bigger and smaller infinities and suchlike I actually get it which was mind=blown for a while.

Okay Österreich. Get it out of you lad.

Valuable information, thanks. I may sit in the garden and try it later, seems it would be exhilarating.

What do I say?

I love you

j'aime jaimee

>wake up
>no message from internet gf

Lads

I know what you mean, I'm not as far ahead as you are at the moment, but I've had a few moments of clicking on subjects.
Well good afternoon

Just ignore you.
Oh fuck I just didn't.

do you want some cheap life insurance?

i live my day as if it was the last
live my day as if there was no past

guess you're sleeping on the sofa again

wish i didn't exist lol

>the Copenhagen effect

how do yanks justify this abomination?

is it gay for blokes to drink cocktails?

sawat dee khun thailad, up to much today?

...

how are you supposed to play with a cord that short?

If it's gay for grown ups to drink yummy drinks then I don't want to be straight.

Over 80% of the calls to the Tech service of nintendo were of burgers that spilled beer on the nintendo, so when they redesigned the case of SNES they wanted to make it impossible to put drinks over it.

uhhh
I had the mini version

pass me the weed
pass me a drink
pass me a pill

thailand

yup

wang aii nong chai,umm going central param 9 at around 3ish~

Have you been there yet? Shopping centre with top floor ice-rink etc.

it's not short, it's wrapped up and hidden behind the controller

just had a deep convo with my mum about cannabis
been 60 hours since i last smoked one
i'm quitting for her
i feel bad sometimes
she's a good mum, she doesn't deserve to have a dickhead like me for a son

Is it gay to get fucked by another man?

youtu.be/wrHBuaQhrNQ

t-pop desu senpai

I has an Amiga. Fucking console faggots.

FOB

But I'm home.

very mature of you lad, well done.

Is it a feminine penis?

What's going on here lads?

aslong as they don't look like a girl

drank two bottles of white wine last night and part of my lips are black

Up your bum and in your mouth yes.

we need to purge all current life on africa and replace them with the correct humans - ones of anglo-saxon genetic and cultural background.

I'd only accept feminine ones.

Just as I thought.

this is considered a 10/10 in israel

i bet she sucky sucky real nice

Been there

@6
your mum is considered a 1/10 in israel

only been to emporium and terminal 21, they're both fucking huge. Just how many malls does this place have?

Just had a large big mac meal for cheat day and my stomach feels like its gonna explode, just sitting here contemplating what I'm gonna do with my self

He's an English cunt in Thailand. You're not going to offend him.

doesnt change the fact that i want her to suck my dick

*nudges my mate*
police officers? more like pigs! oink oink!! ahahaha!!!

Well, me too then.

Hmmmm.
Is the risk of being kidnapped and/or murdered worth the opportunity to have some casual sex?

lewd
>only been to emporium and terminal 21, they're both fucking huge
lol m8 go to MBK if you think they're big. It's fucking massive and loads of cool shit. It's got one of those escape rooms too I want to try.
youtube.com/watch?v=MmxlPPlpFgA

>Just how many malls does this place have?
Don't even know, they seem to new ones every week. One popped up near me a couple of months ago and I didn't even clock construction. Things like that seem to get done over night.

it's a bot m8

I thought you were joking but apparently it's true.
>Americans

youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ

When Trump wins I hope she moves to Canada. Then I hope Canada gets allhu ackbared. Preferably by Trudeau.

>windows phone

alri alri lads
3 days til i go to gookland
Cannae wait lads
Gonna fucking die because I dont speak japanese.

Also watching BBC News
Theyre talking about bringing in refugees, mainly children.
"theyve been through terrible trauma"
Like who tf cares

Going to do some light deadlifts later

My cat just ate a spider what

Is this a poem?
Are you writing like Japanese people?
Using the Enter key as punctuation
For what should be a sentence

Not sure if the trade off of having to piss more often for drinking more water is worth it 2BH.

Its just how I do lad.
Does it
bo
ther
you
?

oh wait even bigger than MBK is Mega Bang Na.. Ikea there too if you need some fürni

love porn a bit too much

Robert Frost
It was tasty.
Would eat again.
youtube.com/watch?v=UbCLbLmO40U

uguu senpai where about? I knows someone that teaches in Japland

If your sticking to touristy places you won't need to speak Japanese

mega bang eh?

start pissing in the sink

saves water on flushing

i have saved easily over 10,000 litres in the past couple of years

Tokyo, but Ill probably take a trip to Osaka for a few days.
Gonna be good shit

Why the fuck would I stick to touristy places?
Thats not how you soak in the culture

Tokyo and Osaka, very remote places yes

Fixed SE Asia desu lads

Do you have a thick Scottish accent?
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