Hell freezes over

Hello and welcome to Russia!

This is how our typical summer day looks like.

Good buy and never return.

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That's actually better maintained than most of NYC

Looks comfy

I think I know who lives in that tower.

I just noticed that building to the right has a CS:GO skin

Russia is cool
You have interesting history, nature, people, and is very relevant country.
If I was Russian I'd never be self hating on Sup Forums

That's just a new bedroom suburb with newly-built buildings.
This is real picture.

I said it and i'll say it again.
Russia needs global warming

Is this Mirror's edge?

That smoke looks like a human face

nah m8,it make their eather even shittier,just dry and hot day and freezing cold nights

>history,
Violence, wars and dictatorships
>nature
Picrelated
>people
Drunk orcs.
Trust me if I had a chance I would leave.

Looks the same here, it snowed last week. Grow a pair.

Nah, its "Remember me". It was mediocre game.

>history
A lot of principalties and Siberian nomad tribes who unified as the biggest ever country on Earth. Formed a mighty Empire that stretched from Europe to Asia, beat the fuck out of who was supposed to be the most brilliant military commander of all time. Also fought against Axis and Central Powers. Only country to ever pose a realistical threat to the United States of America.

>nature
Tundras, taigas, steppes, mountains, bears, birds, a lot of cool wildlife, a lot of beautiful lakes and forrests.

>people
Russian women are famous for being some of the sexiest in the world. I don't care what others think but I like Russian people. I agree they can be stressful but I somehow like them.

Trust when you live in environments with 6 month of neverending cold, snow and grey sky - it really tempers you.
But now in the May I actually want some summer.

This is actually stupid.
What's the point of me proving your country is cool while you try to prove your country is shit?

Looks like upper-class commieblocks.

Because I live here I know it's shit.
Trust me. And it's really funny to hear someone talking about country he never lived in.

Could someone explain why there are so many Commieblocks in Russia?

If I remember correctly it was a frenchman who came up with the idea of the commieblock to save city space while having central parks for everyone to enjoy some outdoorsyness.
In densely populated areas that idea made sense.
But Russia is so vast, why would you not just space the houses out a little more?

Well, if it's any confort, you could think its better than most other countries.
I mean, at least you're not in Africa.

because they are cheap and quick to build,comrade

The point of ccommunism was that 'everyone' had access to the same and cheap housing. Commieblocks were just a natural choice.

Russia is white man frontier of nowdays. Not like anyone will live there, but anyone imaging he riding through an endless prarie with a buddy and mr Colt, saving a hot chick from ugly and cruel indians and so romantic shit on. Reality doesn`t matter at all.

How do I immigrate to Russia?

Emigrate*

>at least you're not in Africa.
Well anything better then Africa.
But that's not the point to think that it's existance makes Russia somehow a bearable place.

I`l just add that communist urban concept never expect that there will be anormous amount of cars on the streets. Givin any comrade an old sedan not abandong the whole commieblock concept is what makes it horrible place to live

Maybe in Siberia. In Moscow legit summer started like month ago

Use plane.
Welcome.

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>Because I live here I know it's shit.
Nonsense!
ALL masterpieces was rejected by their own creators.
Homer took 30 years writing Illiad and tried to burn it because he thought it was shit
J. K. Rowling thought that Harry Potter was nothing more than a childrens book meant to appease little children
Star Wars never recieved any proper funding because everyone thought it was shit.

You just don't like you country because you were already accustumed to it. But once you get out, you will learn how to cherish how beautiful it is when compared to ours

It's Urals.

That's my town right now.

>46ºc

holy shit what
max i've experienced was 40ºc and it was awful

>J. K. Rowling thought that Harry Potter was nothing more than a childrens book meant to appease little children
>Star Wars never recieved any proper funding because everyone thought it was shit.
Well I can agree with that kek.
And you can't judge me cuz I was outside.
Although I can't compare your country with mine but at least you have warm weather.

Right, then I guess the question becomes: why would there be so few in 'Murica?

That's clearly is in the South.
Somewhere like Samara or Krasnodar.

Would you enjoy cleaning snow and shit for half a year? Also our cities were designed to use public transport, metro and trams. I thought you euros are not suburb fans either

I want to go to Russia one day

They hadn't situation when more than half of population simply had no housing except a room in dirty flat where 5-6 families were living at the same time. Commieblocks were built because millions of people needed a place to live right here and right now.

Nah, 15km to the south from Moscow.

Thanks for the answers Rusbro

>Moscow
>Russia
Pick one.

>Moscow oblast is now Moscow
Wew lad. Let's pretend I didn't hear such nonsense from you.

How hard is it to learn russian?

All central Russia is Moscow and not Russia actually

>the place where all russians live is not Russia.

It will take years for sure.

>Moscow
>russians
ow wow

r-really?
is it doable with duolingo or do i need to have a practice partner?

You need to drink a lot of vodka. A lot of.

I did a brewery visit yesterday with my mates and rank 6l beer.
Doubt I can do that with vodka but I will try my best, tovarish

You were talking about Central Russia and claiming all of it is basically Moscow.

there s lot of russkies in germany
try to make friends and talk to them everyday
thats how you learn it

>russkies in germany
Nearly all are born here and barely speak russian

We were talking about what is Russia and what is not. Central is not Russia.

try interpals or smthin

any language is hard to learn without practice

>barely
what? they mostly speak it

*before communism

>let me tell you about your country
No they dont. They can speak some basic shit but would be laughed at in russia

+20C here. Suburbs of Saint-Petersburg.

Most russian self haters actually hate current Russia due to different reasons, but not russian history or nature.

>in commieblock no one can hear you scream

So I remind to you again that central Russia is the most populated part of it so it the Russiast Russia of all.

>Suburbs
Looks like downtown here

Populated by who?
Tadjiks, dags, chechens and other filthy churkas.
They are russians now. Ok.

r8 my commie neighborhood

Sure, chechens and tajiks, all 40mln of people.
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Центральный_федеральный_округ

>tfw -3C this night in Kostroma.

7/10
Would live in.

>wikipedia.org/

Cool, you sit there? I do wright on wikipedia too

Anyway Ive been traveling throught out Russia a lot
I can tell ya that nowhere else is more white blue-eyed russians then in Siberia.

why does finland have commieblocks if they weren't communists?

There were part of Russia back in the days.

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So you imply wikipedia is lying about oblasts that are part of Central federal destrict? Are you retarded or braindamaged? Russians shouldn't be blue-eyed also.

>Russians shouldn't be blue-eyed also.
Get out, churka.

I fucking hate summer mate
why so many russians love summer. you sweat like motherfucker

All slavs are mostly green/grey eyed including russians.

Has YIT built those towers?

but not in the days of commie

Finlandization, cuckery