His country doesn't have active volcanoes

>his country doesn't have active volcanoes

>his country doesn't have an apocalyptic super volcano

You talking about ur anus?

>his country doesnt have man eating badgers

>He allows his country to be comstantly on fire

Lel sort it out lads you've had them for ages

>His country isn't set to be the next Atlantis of Europe

I'm gonna be King of the Ocean, bitches.

>his country doesn't have a super volcano that would wipe out every country if it were to explode

if we lose, you go down with us

>my country doesn't have niggers

Technically, we have some

We have dormant volcanoes on mainland so we don't risk incidents and active ones in the overseas territories

>his country is made up of niggers born the wrong colour

>2016
>his country isn't a boring place with tamed nature, not a single dangerous animal, a restaurant and hotel every 5km, no allowance to camp freely, and with all much light pollution that you can barely see the stars
I pity you guys

>my country doesn't have slavs

>Population density: 227/km2

Wew

>he doesn't live within range of his country's active supervolcano

>not a single dangerous animal

How was your new year's eve?

What a funny meme my friend.

the gases will cover the earth and make plants die dude

DUDE
PLANTS LMAO

>not having an active volcano next to one of the most beautiful lakes in the world

Laughing at all of you

That's a myth. It'll just fuck up North America in the worst case.

>t.geologist phd

When dust fall down all the world will technically be american clay