Have they found a cure for tfwnogf in your cunt?
Have they found a cure for tfwnogf in your cunt?
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yeah in toronto it's called walking down to parkdale and buying street meat for 80 bucks an hour
hahaha
yeeeeeeehawwwwwww
*slaps knee*
*takes toke of that dank*'
my man, my man
hahaha i love canadians
bust out laughing, thanks buddy
Just be gay and get all the dick you want.
Yes, it's called jerking off and doing drugs
I unironically have a waifu now.
Honestly it's much better than anything I could ever imagine and even if a 10/10 girl offered me a one night fuck I'd refuse it.
I feel happy and fulfilled with her.
this
I'm prescribed adderall, it helps me forget how shit my life is by focusing on other things
Who?
Yes, it's called "Arranged marriage".
No :,(
Normies do have it easy
Lower your standards and >tfw no gf becomes impossible here.
Asia is so backwards. People should fall in love on their own, not be forced into marriages.
I wish we had arranged marriage here.
Not telling you baka.
i guess its true
>tfw only girl who ever expressed a like for me was this 4/10 mexican girl
>tfw she even tried to seduce me and shit
>tfw was just totally unnattracted to her
Indeed.
no, ours made it worse
Yew is called being a man and asking her out
>believing grampa's tales about good old times
It was always the same.
>Only about 0-9%
>Family fall in it
It's terminal here.
swav italy
back then you could beat the shit out of her and there were no repercussions though
Normies need not to apply
gf are an illusion
wtf happened in portugal and spain
Don't be sad m8, shit happens.
Dunno how's it in there, but here you would have her brothers/cousing coming for your head.
Catholicism.
Why not?
>My parents are both Bosnian
>fiance is from USA
this is going to be an exercise in probability
Down the Danforth and pick up a Greek grill?
I have a teeshirt. No feels.
Good chance of doujin spam, people talking shit about mai waifu and, more importantly, I believe in basic privacy and moral standards that prevent me from sharing the identity of someone dear to me with someone I don't know over the internet in a site often visited by child molesters and human trafficking rings.
Idk. I don't think its 60% but it is high tho
realising that majority of women is trash and masturbation is better than casual sex
ain't the perfect cure but you feel somewhat okay for most of the time
The story of my life.
Dunno how many trolls I have rejected.
>le normie xd
this shit will always block you , life isnt like your chinese cartoons where the girl falls in love with the beta.
If you think you are superior for being a social outcast you are wrong.
Go to gym , find a hobby and ask our girls.
>le
Don't worry brother Islam will bring back those good times once it takes over the world insallah
fuck of normie shit, don't come on Sup Forums telling me what to do with my life
>Childsuportugal
nah fuck islam
they got that head cover and shit so you can't even tell if a bitch is ugly or not
You can actually, with some good old tricks.
This.Getting women is a competition.Some win and some lose.
k,have fun being virgin forever
What is sexual revolution?
Such as?
>6am
>saying this weird shit about your "waifu"
the king of autism
>6am
>saying this weird shit about your "waifu"
the king of autism
what the fuck happened in my last reply? test
Sneak to her window at night, dress like a woman and pay to some girl in her house to sneak you in, pay to some kid in her house to take her photo for you, send your female relative to her house etc. etc.
thanks, I will. Seeing my life doesn't revolve about just being virgin or not, I'll be fine
It's worse than that. We have careers until 30 and then we're not fertile like we were when we were 20.
Meanwhile Africa is having 20 kids and 4 of them are surviving per couple and they can't feed themselves so hand out from you. You don't like seeing starving children do you?
yes
pic related
>Mother, Abdul is masturbating in the bushes outside my room
>Yes dear, that's how you know he likes you
right,it revolves about not being able to get a girl
stop projecting, I never said that
Nah, it's usually like this:
>Dad, there's someone at my window
>sound of double barrel shooting
>family blood war for 100 years
>getw mad at me for giving an actual advice to get a girl
>"f-fuck off normie"
>"im n-not mad s-stop projecting"
R9K BTFO
Yea real amazing advice, never knew that maybe getting in shape, getting a hobby and talking to girls would help getting laid.
wow who would've know, if it wasn't for you
Well obviously you didnt or you wont be this upset
You were the one getting triggered by being called out for a normie
but ok, I'm just saying your advice is worthless and you're wasting your time. Go back to lifting and getting laid
>"reee dont tell me what to do with my life xD"
>You are mad ._.
R9k please...
>never even visit r9k
>still called him r9k
>xD pasta mario joke
Excellent rebuttal pal.
Sexually, relationships are really not a big such a big deal. You'll tire of banging the same girl night after night and soon it will just feel like a chore.
Just go out and get yourself a girlfriend. Even obese persons get some, so you will too.
Arranged marriage
WHY WOULD YOU WANT A GF WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A CUTE BF WHO WILL FUCK YOUR ASS IN WAYS THAT ARE MORE PLEASURABLE THAN FUCKING A VAGINA
yeah get a job u fuckin hippie
>tfw no gf again
Thank god, I finally feel free again
Who hugless virgin here?
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