/Gerry/ edition
/brit/
cara is an uggo slag
have a good night everyone
tights
got a cup of tea and some porn going
Are modern white women the most privileged group in society ever? You can be a fat lardwhale white woman who expects a boyfriend to look like Henry Cavill. They're always complaining and most of the time they get what they want but it never satisfies them and they're always shifting the goal posts of what they want.
youtube.com
Doing a cry lads so beautiful
making an arrangement
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>Tfw finally reached 3k in savings since Jan
>Get really happy
>Realise there are literal millionaires making that a day in interest
>Get depressed and just want to spend it all
>They're always complaining and most of the time they get what they want but it never satisfies them and they're always shifting the goal posts of what they want.
This is why you don't give in to them
very good post
never had bent feelings but might consider letting a lad suck my willy
really need to fuck a girl soon because I'm clearly going loopy
having a bad night just to spite you
thx for the info
I didn't know it was that serious, Im not that hung up about it since I kill animals all the time.
*imagines being scottish*
*shudders*
never again lads
me on the left
your gf on the right
What do we think of Tay's new hair lads?
please vote now
>Dad wants to sign over the house to me and my two siblings in the next couple of years in case he dies
It's only worth about 150k but I was just wondering what happens say if I want to live in it but a sibling with a third of the house wants to sell it or rent it?
How does it work? We have one sibling whose just a fucking mong so will do something stupid like that with it.
scottish men are way sexier to women than the english though
slagzilla
is that for a video shoot?
my waifu
terrible, doesnt suit her
I wouldn't say it's that serious, it's mainly just scaremongering.
Haha I feel like this too
Been thinking I wouldn't mind cuddling a guy in bed either and kissing him
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need a biathlon gf
Pay him his share of the value of the house at that moment in time.
could your pineal gland BE any more encrusted?
Rasheed
no it's what it looks like now
Probably best to ask a lawyer rather than /brit/
Might cost a couple hundred to get something written up but it's well worth it
But what if I don't have it?
I almost certainly wont just have 50k to give him, so wondering what hpapens if we have a dispute and say he wants to live there but I want to rent it out etc.
maptism anyone
>le ebin rasheed shitpost
what would you rather:
a) watch pornography
b) have me take an icepick to your third eye
trick question, for they are identical
yank post
>But what if I don't have it?
Re-mortgage the house.
You'll have to sell it, he'll be able to take you to court for a forced sale
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>dashing, well spoken, handsome gentleman
>skirt-wearing wooden-teeth deep-fried-mars-bar-smelling heroin addict
yes you make a good point hank
if i google something, it should be illegal for the first result not to be the wikipedia page
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Last night I reached a new low in my life
Had really bad stomach cramps so know I needed a shit. Only I could hear some flatmates in the kitchen / rooms being loud. I squatted, took a shit in a Sainsbury's bag and then used some tissues to wipe off
Literally never felt so guilty in my entire life
live: England (JF though lol)
next visit: Monaco at the end of the month, then Portugal at the end of next month
want to visit: Georgia or Mongolia
For fuck sake. Is that really how it works? He can own a third of a house but make two people who own two thirds sell their shareS?
He's a fucking mong too. He's never saved, never had a pension set up or anything so he's basically just gonna sell it instantly and then blow it.
Fuck sake.
my gf being dumb
why didn't you just shit in the toilet
them fucking trips
Business idea: Invest in land
>I squatted, took a shit in a Sainsbury's bag
FFS lad
Fucking wish I could find a Trump / Farage supporting qt gf
My life would honestly be complete
garbage
did you do the silk route overland? really want to do that.
Yep
That's right
I spent $35 on takeaway for 1 person
Then remortgage it. That way, you keep the house and the cuntbro gets his dough.
The Miley look is sooooo 2015
how do you prep a bull?
he's 8.5 inches if it matters.
You should definitely talk to your other sibling, remortgage the house for 50k, pay him off, then rent it out. The rent will more than cover a mortgage for a third of the value of the house.
Going to the F1?
the wife just sent me this
stellar posts my friENDS
Women don't care about politics lads
It's all just attention seeking
>parent invested in land in 1980's
>sold that land in 2014
>made 900,000 dollars
i recommend it. they built a school on that land btw, and it was in a prosperous area. first thing to recognize is whether or not your land is in an area of decline or growth
But my side chick just sent me that too?
not really sure what prepping the bull actually entails
I'm just scared that when it comes about I might not be in a position to remortgage it.
I have no idea how it works but I'm guessing if I go into a bank and say I need a mortgage of 50k for a property I can rent out for 800 a month then they'll easily give me one?
He's a literal mong, he has no concept of money. He's 30 and doesn't have a pension, any savings, and just credit card debts
I thought the farage guy was mainstream
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yes, i've no interest in it unfortunately though, i'm going with work.
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fucking hell, this made me feel better about myself
Did they really make 900k though. You have to discount the profit with inflation and compounded return of simple savings.
If she doesn't wish me happy birthday I'll never speak to her again.
get yourself to pattaya lad
>have trump supporting gf
>can talk to her about all of my conspiracies/paranoia and she still gives me head that night
it's a lot better than what i used to have in terms of a sustainable relationship, however i used to date a liberal chick and she fucked way better. i got way harder fucking her too knowing that we differed completely on the political spectrum
Attention seeking whore
@59331847
@59331864
kill yourselves
>He's a literal mong, he has no concept of money. He's 30 and doesn't have a pension, any savings, and just credit card debts
Is he me?
FUCK
OFF
WITH
YOUR
STUPID
AMERICAN
POLITICS
my gf likes Trump because we think he is funny
but he also he really is going to make America great again, or at least he'll just destroy some other country as a prank
no, i hate nightclubs and people who aren't white
|You'll definitely be able to take out a mortgage. You're taking out 50k, on a 150k asset, which means that if you can't make payments, they'll take the house and 3 times the amount they loaned out. They'll love it.
Having a beer lads
Was just too scared to encounter my flatmates as it sounded like he had friends round
Seemed like a really good idea at the time but just immediately wanted to kill myself after
>i hate nightclubs
FOAL
I dont know, do you have absolutely no concept of money and instead of saving buy the latest tech or waste it trying to show off ?
If so, yes
ASIAN WOMEN
the gf
at this hour?
waiting for my food to arrive whilst hoping there aren't any problems as I've given them a fake mobile number
don't know much about economics, admittedly, but the property sold for 2 million. If you wanna know, this was in Fishers, Indiana, at that point it was reported as one of the top cities to raise a family and their economy was booming
lets talk about Australian politics then?
oh wait, no one gives a SHIT about your country dude, fuck off
>obnoxious music
>overpriced drinks
>not enough fire escapes
>normies
what's to like?
If you can't pay your mortgage do the bank literally take your house and everything you've invested in it or do they just sell it and take a hefty chunk ?
just got unmatched on tinder but jokes on her because she was a dog
how can you be scared to encounter you're fucking room mate