Invited: anyone but flips (except if they don't talk about their politics)
Bahasa melayu dan Indonesia disarankan
/nusantara/ - no cathoflips edition
I'm Jovelyn Custodio
>be muslim
>working as a security guard
>see this kuffar just wants to cycle his fucing bicycle on the sidewalk where I work
>shitjustgotreal.mpeg4
>tell him to get off bicyle
>faggots ignores me
>take out my uber ultra weapon aka the whistle
>flute like a clint eastwood moisting vaginas with just his gaze
>guys stops look at me and gives the finger
>I flip the shit out
>how can my uber whistle not work?
>I fucking starting charging at him
>start yelling at the top of my lungs while coming closer to him
>TAKBIR
>mfw he gets off bike with eyes bigger than some hong kongeese cartoon girl
>whisper into his ear
>inshallah you won't do this again kuffar, or else you will have jizzrah to pay
Never see the direct manager of the next building shop again.
so fellow malays have what else you have done to shame the infidel today
DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE!
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say sorry to him pinoy chan. you guys made him like this.
How's sex tourism in your country, /nusantara/?
CLAIMING THIS THREAD FOR LAS ISLAS FILIPINAS
Salty Poles like OP need not apply
Non-Javanese heathen please go away, the only tolerable Muslims are Javanese.
fuck /asean/ general desu
i fucking hate my countrymen
>inb4 t. jovelyn custodio
Pertagan max
t. jovelyn custodio
PUTANG INA DAPAT NAUNA ANG MEYOR
>be muslim
Alhamdulillah, better than a catholic flip
Selamat sore Blake
Quick, /asean/ post best girl.
Qt nusantara girls
Shit tier propaganda.
>jovelyncustodio.jpg
KEK
I'm introducing new girl after Ilani
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come back to /asean/ pls ;_;
Let's invite /otherSEAN/ too.
Please no ERP, guys.
Rat bar indeed
Hmmm selfie
Still the best girl.
do they fuck kaffirs
Why don't we make /asia/, better yet?
shut the FUCK up jap monkey
Yes, as long you're a white mualaf.
Convert to Islam now, "virgin" hijab girls are waiting for you!
It'll be full of people pretending to be Japanese or Korean, wouldn't it?
are girls owning smartphones halal?
>chinks and brown chinks in one thread
Only on one condition
Of course It's halal.
We are not middle eastern extremist afterall.
>Convert to Islam now
lmao
The Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “There are three (types of people) at whom Allah, will not look on the Day of Resurrection: the one who is defiant towards his parents, the woman who imitates men, and the cuckold.”
It is very simple really. Everything is halal unless stated otherwise
this thread is already asean+japanese, virtually.
>666
Lies, don't spew Satanic bullshits.
Claming this thread for supreme lord commander chancellor minister DUTERTE of Federal Republic of Philippines
Holy shit. Go away, satan.
Gak kerasa bentar lagi puasa gan
Why don't anybody talk about Bruneian politics?
What actually happens there beyond oils and sharia?
>other asean
there is only Pinoys, Malays and Indons feat. Singapore and Australia, special guest Japan
I would do them
Too bad theyre nuns
>aku ra poso
Piye mas rasane poso seko esuk kethuk sore, ra mangan ra ngombe?
Makanan apa yang biasa sinonim dengan bulan puasa di sana?
The entire country is 200,000 people. Even average Indonesian town has more things happening there.
Lautan yang luas
Is this taste good indon?
Rendang, ketupat. Jangan diklaim ya! Itu milik kita semua bersama!
I guess living in Brunei is fokken boring, as you have nothing to do there. They don't have any worthwhile touristy place, don't they?
I don't give a fuck anymore. Just waiting for the time when warriors of caliphate come to behead kuffars so I can cheer for them in their quest to destroy this cesspool of evil called western civilization.
It can't be helped. I'm out of /asean/ for the meantime until politics has died out.
hai
gan
Peribahasa yang sesuai buat pinoy dalam thread ini adalah:
Hidung tak mancung, pipi tersorong-sorong
Tak malu, memang sesuai la dengan hidung penyek pinoy wkwkwkwk
Ngomong apa sih njinx
Kolak, berbagai es, kurma, dll
Rendang dan ketupat kan lebih dekat dengan suasana lebaran. Kalau di sini bulan puasa biasanya orang cari bubur lambuk buat berbuka puasa.
this rare chips
Sore pak
Besok gue ujian masuk STAN, doain ya
>tak paham bahasa mayoritas
Dari Papua eh kau?
Kau beneran, dari Malaysia? Dari susunan kalimatmu terlihat kayak dari Indonesia kau itu.
allah memberkati anda dan semua orang-orang kafir akan mati
>minyak nabati
Implying it's not palm oil
non-nun half middle eastern
we keep britbong out of the thread, he usually initiate the ERP'ing
Moga-moga masuk ya! Sainganmu pada berat-berat semua.
Akhir bulan entar aku masuknya UGM.
You sound like a Christian Indon extremist, you should change your wording a bit.
memek nenek wkwkwkwk
Ayyyyyyyyy lmoa
Benar la mas. Kalau udah biasa nonton sinetron, dengar lagu-lagu Indo, gampang aja bicara pake dialek Indo
bnyak gan makanan khas Ramadhan. Tapi menurutku ngga jauh beda pula sama di Malaysia. Kebanyakan makanan berlemak & bersantan.
Gak ikut SNMPTN (or whatever the fuck it's called now)?
...
Mungkin kayak SMA 3 Semarang, sekolahnya saking kacaunya sampai seangkatan gak ada yang masuk SNM soalnya ada kesalahan pas pendaftarannya.
Amin, sebenernya gak niat masuk STAN sih bro, niat PNS doang wkwkwk
Gue udah kuliah bro, tapi gak sreg sama jurusan
>poland
>usa
>czechia
Kamu orang yang masuk Universitas Jakarta(?) tahun kemarin bukan?
To be fair, the current indonesian song and tv serial are complete shit. You better not watching or listening to it, dude.
Apa tuh Universitas Jakarta? Bukan bro
All these dirty malay muslims around me.
Itu yang salah SMA nya berarti? Kok bisa sampe salah (nginput) pendaftaran. Kasihan muridnya, yang harusnya keterima sama yg udah keterima gara2 kesalahan kalo sampe harus kepotong kuota
> 50 somalia flag
Lebih kurang je dengan sini
Jurusan opo dab? Mbayar piro saiki?
Triple dubs says the truth.
And you go look at yourself in the mirror, and be disgusted by the fact that you're a fucking chink, of all things.
Iya, lebih tepatnya stafnya kelihatannya. Soalnya ada yang salah sama proses pendaftarannya. Padahal SMA 3 itu sekolah favorit di Semarang lho.
Bayar nggo ndaftare? Isih 200k.
Nek bayar bar ketampa ne ra ngerti aku, ketoke aku bakal akeh deh, wongtuoku rada sugih (alhamdulilah & puji tuhan).
Arep milih HI karo Psikologi aku.
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>Too much slang words in Indonesian casual conversation
>Google Translate doesn't even works
>HI
Jangan, gak guna, mending psikologi
Kontol kah ? pasti Kontol
wkwkwkwkw
Post something interesting, Japan.
Ngeluh mulu lu ngentot
test indon proxy
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Go away, satan.
Bukan gan, tapi lu gua lu gua.
kadang tambah bahasa daerah ikutan nimbrung pula.
Woy yang di Jakarta nanti mau milih siapa? Gue sebenernya mau milih Ahok tapi nanti cokin-cokin babi deket rumah gue kesenengan
Serius? Padahal keliatannya salah satu jurusan yang paling top lho.
I'm almost surprised no one has ever made an Indonesia/Malaysia slang urban dictionary website yet
i wish you guys would die
memex?
Anyone wanna play Stellaris together? It's so boring without a human player.
It's pain in the ass, m8.
And no one will use it except Indo-Malay.