My cousin wants to go to Australia this summer. I want to go to Ibiza...

My cousin wants to go to Australia this summer. I want to go to Ibiza. We can only afford 1 and can't do a 2 week 2 week thing because of the cost of plane tickets. What would you choose, Australia or Ibiza

Ibiza Australia is a boring shit hole.

'Straya

Australia

Depends where you go, which city etc.

You should go to Ausfailia. You'll blend in perfectly with your oriental heritage. Don't go to Ibiza, those pretty brown girls dont like you chinky mircodicks.

Just go to Straya, Ibiza is a hell on earth.

Ibiza is a shithole.

Australia already has enough leaves, we even have machines that Suck them up

Go to Ibiza

I think you're an absolute pleb.

straya

>Go to Australia
>Party, sightseeing, interesting history and nature, meet shitposters, do exciting stuff
>Go to Ibiza
>Party

Good question.

I'd visit her Minorca and Majorca, if you catch my drift

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How long are you planning to go there? Ibiza is only good for two or three ecstasy-fuelled nights.

I would not stay a whole week in that eternal Anglo chav infested hellhole if they paid me.

FUCK OFF THEY'RE FULL

not sure if you heard but australia is pretty full

>eternal Anglo chav infested hellhole

this 2bh, go aus

Never been to Ibiza but I hear its incredibly expensive and the whole party culture seems to be cancer incarnate.

your cousin is stupid as fuck

ibiza is known for a good time
australia is known for...spiders?

>he seriously considers making a trip to only party in the night

The answer is obvious unless you're a retard. You can have night life + landscapes, nature, food, culture and other stuff literally anywhere else

I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA

Ibiza. Is that even a question?