This is a vocaroo thread. It's the saturday because today is saturday lmao.
>Hotdog
General information on epilation
All methods of hair removal at the root can lead to ingrown hair and irritation (e.g. itching, discomfort and reddening of the skin) depending on the condition of the skin and hair. This is a normal reaction and should quickly disappear, but may be stronger when you are removing hair at the root for the first few times or if you have sensitive skin. If, after 36 hours, the skin still shows irritation, we recommend that you contact your physician. In general, the skin reaction and the sensation of pain tend to diminish considerably with the repeated use of Silk•épil. In some cases inflammation of the skin could occur when bacteria penetrate the skin (e.g. when sliding the appliance over the skin). Thorough cleaning of the epilation head before each use will minimise the risk of infection.
Selon l’état de la peau et le type de poil, toutes les méthodes d’épilation des poils à la racine peuvent causer des poils incarnés et de l’irritation (p. ex. des démangeaisons, de l’inconfort ou des rougeurs sur la peau). Il s’agit d’une réaction normale qui devrait disparaître rapidement, mais elle peut s’avérer plus forte lors des premières épilations ou si vous avez la peau sensible. Si, après 36 heures, la peau est toujours irritée, nous vous recommandons de communiquer avec votre médecin. En général, la réaction cutanée et la sensation de douleur tendent à diminuer considérablement avec l’utilisation répétée du Silk•épil. Dans certains cas, l’inflammation de la peau peut se produire lorsque des bactéries pénètrent dans la peau (p. ex. au passage de l’appareil). Un nettoyage complet de la tête d’épilation avant chaque utilisation aidera à réduire les risques d’infection.
Brody Gray
It's fun to speak english. But okay, if you want something else, here it goes a little song I used to sing when I was a lil' kid:
Meu Lanchinho Meu Lanchinho Vou comer, vou comer Prá ficar fortinho, prá ficar fortinho E crescer! E crescer!
Meu Lanchinho Meu Lanchinho Vou comer, vou comer Prá ficar fortinho, prá ficar fortinho E crescer! E crescer!
Benjamin Richardson
>Paella
Información general sobre la depilación
Todos los métodos de depilación de vellos desde la raíz pueden causar vellos encarnados e irritación (comezón, molestias y enrojecimiento de la piel), dependiendo de las condiciones de la piel y el vello. Esta es una reacción normal y debería desaparecer rápida- mente, pero podría intensificarse las primeras veces que se depilan los vellos desde la raíz o si la persona tiene piel sensible. Si la piel sigue irritada después de 36 horas, le recomendamos que consulte a su médico. En general, la reacción de la piel y la sensación de dolor tienden a disminuir considerable- mente con el uso continuo de Silk•épil. En algunos casos podría ocurrir inflamación por bacterias que penetran la piel (por ejemplo, al deslizar el aparato sobre la piel). Para minimizar el riesgo de contraer una infección, limpie minucio- samente el cabezal de depilación antes de cada uso.
Kevin Ortiz
>Currywurst
Informationen zur Epilation
Bei allen Formen der Haarentfernung an der Wurzel kann es zum Einwachsen von Haaren oder zu Hautreizungen (z.B. Bren- nen, Rötungen, Jucken) kommen, abhän- gig auch von Ihrem jeweiligen Haut- und Haartyp. Das sind normale Reaktionen, die auch rasch wieder abklingen. Sie kön- nen jedoch stärker auftreten, wenn Sie zum ersten Mal epilieren oder wenn Sie empfindliche Haut haben. Falls diese Hautreaktionen nach 36 Stunden noch anhalten, sollten Sie Ihren Arzt um Rat fragen. In aller Regel nehmen die Hau t- reaktionen und das Schmerzempfinden nach mehrmaliger Anwendung deutlich ab. Es kann vorkommen, dass sich die Haut durch das Eindringen von Bakterien ent- zündet (z. B. wenn das Gerät über die Haut gleitet). Eine gründliche Reinigung des Epilierkopfes vor jeder Anwendung reduziert weitestgehend dieses Infekti- onsrisiko.
He was born innocent So it happened To this northern, cold country Where even his forefathers Drunk, of course Beat their wives, kids, if they managed to catch them The traditional fate of a man That boy wanted to avoid I will never buy an axe And never drink booze Otherwise I'll drink the house The snow calls to the family in the winter But he never wants to do like daddy did But when there's no job to be found The hand of fate is making him drink And so Turmiolan Tommi comes to life once again And the manners of lords rub off on the peasant Full gallop towards the liquor store It drives a man to despair When the frost claims the crops From the cold earth, quietly A cold eye stares As the axe rises From amidst the hills From inside the earth Fathers look upon their sons with pride Unemployment, booze, axe and family Snow, police and the last mistake This land of thousands of mournful songs Which flows into thousands of lakes A tenacious people, the amount of whose self-pity Is not measured with sense or determined by Kärki In whose songs trump cards are lost And the gates of heaven remain shut
It's improved considerably since when I first arrived the limit of my french was aasking if I could have someones lighter and where the nearest hospital was. Is it good? Nah I sound shit when speaking French, which frustrates me to no end.
Michael Clark
Kuka vittu oo kuitenki Ano?
Elijah Davis
>Nah I sound shit when speaking French it took my dad 10 years of living in paris to sound almost native, youll get there :^)
Hudson Butler
I'm out of here by september :DD
Camden Bailey
>picking Germany
Xavier Green
>that pic i didnt know monkeys could be burn victims
John Murphy
B-but I like Germany ;_;
Lincoln Edwards
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES
Luke Smith
>German nationalism on the rise
Elijah Foster
Maybe I should go to C republic instead, wanna help me out bro?
Carson James
They're full.
Lucas Brown
lucky their beer, the only worthwhile thing to ever come from that region, is exported to the better places like France and Germany
Colton Turner
>lucky their beer, the only worthwhile thing to ever come from that region
Ian Carter
>is exported to the better places like France and Germany And yet I cannot find Budweiser here
Cameron Turner
you talking about shitty American bud or Budvar? If the former then count yourself lucky as it's shit, if the latter then look harder bro, shops in Bordeaux sell it. I stock up evertime I go because the average beer selection in French supermarkets (except for the English section) is terrible. Not counting Fischer beer but that might as well be German.
Landon Phillips
Not sure if you can get this bad boy abroad.
But yeah, feels good to be irrelevant.
Hunter Torres
I drank some american bud once, if I didn't know it was beer I would've hardly guess it was. Nah I'm talking about budvar ofc, I've never seen any in a shop around here, and I searched kek
Carter Kelly
Send me a care package, i swear i'll crumble if I have to drink another fucking bottle of Pelforth
admittedly it was a bugger to find, it was some boutique beer shop in Bordeaux.
Joseph Russell
What an autistic mascot.
Aiden Richardson
> go to an French bar
> don't fancy a wine
> choose between a glass of wife beater, Pelforth or hoegaarden
I haven't the choice mate, I'm in wine country.
Andrew Reed
>hoegaarden
You said that as if it's a bad thing.
Ian Bailey
Dude, you're still watching that match?
Daniel Allen
one or two on a hot day is a fine thing but I'm not a huge fan of it. Not a huge fan of wheat beer in general
Really nice bro. You said "réaction" with the brazilian "r" though which I thought was awesome kek.
Josiah Sullivan
Persian
Chi roz haa ke baray tu montazer mandam Chi shaamha ke bayad tu ashk sahar kardam Chi lahzaha ke neshastam ba hasrat deedar Chi barha ke tamana-e besamar kardam Bagosh jaan man aye subh arezo deegar Jahan tarana-e shereen ishq mekhwanad Sitaragan huma noor-e omeed mepashand Safeda zulmat shab ra ze khesh meranand Tu choon sitara-e roya-e khyal angez Dar asoman dil khofta am dorokhshedi Tu choon firishta-e zeba o choon elaha-e mehr Baman mohabbat o nero-e ishq bakhshedi
