>Be French
>Have one of the most impressive military histories in the world
>Be the only country in the past 1000 years to successfully invade mainland England
>Be one of the handful of countries with nukes and a permanent seat on the UN Security Council
>Have a major influence in science, art, music, cuisine, philosophy, and fashion
>Have the most famous building in Europe
>Have what's widely considered to be the sexiest language and accent
>Have one of the largest empires in recorded history
>Have the most tourists per year of any country, including ones much larger than your own
>Have such a nice country that people are literally dying to get in
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP
Be French
Brandon Price
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Lincoln Allen
Yeah, people are literally dying in Paris
Blake Gonzalez
That's what happens when you put a Spaniard in charge of anything.
Wyatt Brooks
>scatalan
Ryder Morris
>Cadiz
>Catalonia
Eli Allen
Ah, you are so retarded to mention the mayor that has little to do with the national secuirity and the secret service.
Gabriel Fisher
They were never mutually exclusive. Two Spaniards only amplify the problem and only one of them isn't "really" Spanish.
Daniel Diaz
Yeah, no.
Not even our rude tourists want to visit your Muslim-infested shithole.
And that's saying something considering how us Chinks are fucking everywhere.
Leo Barnes
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>1. London
>2. Bangkok
>3. Paris