Late night edition
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crayon pop
cara
Westminster voting intention:
CON: 36% (+1)
LAB: 30% (-)
UKIP: 17% (+1)
LDEM: 8% (-)
GRN: 4% (-)
(via ComRes, online / 11 - 12 May)
Wahey
feel like i'm missing out but i cba watching eurovision
It's 8pm mate
Literally only watch Eurovision to listen to Graham Norton being bitchy
>when you know your country will never win eurovision again
top qt italian on rn
*injects race into the argument*
>His country has to take part in the semi finals
It's in Sweden lad
This is meme-central. Imagine all the blacks in national Swedish dress? The gay vikings and inter-racial families
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Ahh yes, black people.
>Italians
>when your country is about to win but a political statement takes it
goong out for dinner with a mate (no homo we just both like food)
wearing levis and a white ocbd and brown oxfords
feel bad for wearing jeans to a restaurant but it's not hot enough to wear my stone coloured chinos yet nor my linen trousers and I don't have any other chinos
so jeans it is
looking forward to the summer lads?
watching eurovision is like putting black paint over your third eye
Britain's national security is/would be stronger...
By staying in the EU: 38%
If it left the EU: 42%
(via ComRes)
The Government can/could control Britain's borders better...
By staying in the EU: 27%
If it left the EU: 57%
(via ComRes)
On who is more likely to tell the truth about the EU:
David Cameron: 21%
Boris Johnson: 45%
(via ComRes)
On which campaign is more likely to tell the truth about the EU:
Remain: 24%
Leave: 39%
(via ComRes)
>"Just wait until the EU referendum. The Tories will be tearing each other apart and Labour will have a double digit lead"
- All Redditors a few months ago
>mate turned his garage into a pub
>£1 for a pint
>were both in there every single day after work
>get absolutely wandered every Friday and Saturday
We might be becoming alcoholics lads this isn't good lmao. It's a quid for a pint I literally can't say no.
no its like putting fab rainbow colours and glitter over it
Can't wait for the Japanese entry
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just remembered how i had no friends in the sixth form and used to sit in the lbirary reading books and taking trips to the water fountain to sip on some water to pass time between classes
You now remember that Terry Wogan is dead
How do people think the government can better control the borders when we are in the EU? Even if you supported being in the EU surely you can't be so retarded that you think that
did you get bullied?
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Daily reminder this is still the best Eurovision entry in the last decade and they were robbed for muh brave tranny from Austria
just unironically cried because my grandad rang me up and asked if i want to go to the driving range with him tomorrow
bit illegal
Kyary
>no friends in sixth form
Grim
Even the gimpiest autists had friends in my sixth form, albeit their friends were autists as well, but still.
Starting to get a spot up my other nostril reeeeeeeee
WUUUUUUURLLLLDDD STAAAAARRRRRRR
When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away
nah
I ditched all my friends from secondary school and followed this girl i liked into a different sixth form, she didn't like me. her friends (male and female) didn't like me. and by the time i realised everyone else seemed to have made their friendship groups, so i was just like fuck it.
Do you have a best friend /brit/?
Is Syria in the Eurovision this year?
It's not, he's got a license.
lads make sure i never go on /r video games
i swear, every game, every bug there's always some cunt arguing that it's a feature and they intended it to be that way. whole fucking site needs to be round up and shot ngl
about to get my dick up your nostril m8
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Great choon lads
Yeah Germany is in it m8
too autistic for the normos
too normo for the autisms
>Syria
>Eurovision
Is Germany going to sing in Arabic?
Oh my days can you BE any more RACIST?!
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how the fuck was he able to flog pints for a quid?
When did Eurovision turn into a LGBT event?
Well seeing their entire population is now in Europe, yeah
2 years ago I believe
2014
>On which campaign is more likely to tell the truth about the EU:
>Remain: 24%
>Leave: 39%
>(via ComRes)
SCREEN CAP THIS POST
This is the angle that the Leave campaign should push, and when they lose in June this is what people will reflect should have been done instead
aha great banter lad
love it
Yeah
We were both friendless autists in year 8 and then we got sat next to each other IT, saw him looking at his halo 3 record on bungie.net. We've been friends ever since. He even became a normie in year 9 and got me in with the all the popular normies. Pretty top guy.
It's always been entirely LGBT you retards
Its a fucking corny musical competition, it hasn't become any more LGBT you've just realised how fucking gay it was in the first place.
Johnny?
How's gf 2016 going lads
This
Eurovision has been camp/gay Europeans since the 70s.
The joke that only gays watch Eurovision has existed for at least 30 years
never had one 2bh.
I mean I've had them for like a year or two, but never had a life-long best friend 2bh.
they're all singing in english lads
It's not that expensive for kegs of beer desu, it's like a non profit kind of thing. Just a private pub for the lads to chill in.
You should see it, it actually looks like a
Pub inside, it's pretty good desu.
They will never break us down
gay =/= tranny shite
>Eurovision is in Sweden
Don't you dare tell me they haven't got the event overflowing with security in case the Muslims decide to Akbar this gayness
*smashes you all with a sledge hammer*
Kinda but idk
Won at GF 2015, so I've not bothered to play this year.
Probably got security to keep the right wing thugs out
a tranny won it in the 90s you dolt.
as I said its always been hella fucking gay, its a camp musical contest. Complaining about it becoming gay is almost like saying 'when did theatre and lisps become so LGBT'
Australia has bastardised our culture. They now have high coffee, not high tea.
can you please use the full title of LGBTQIAPK in future please
T-Wog mentioned
How the fuck do you think it's going?
GF2016 isn't happening desu, GF2017 though...maybe.
They probably prioritised giving tickets to refugees so they can witness our amazing European culture
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quite well
this Swedish guy is going to get so much puss it's unreal
T H I S
got friendzoned by a girl i thought i had a chance with for about 3 months
have decided to do nofap, so hopefully i can completely destroy any ounce of desire of sex or affection within me once and for all :D
She has a bf
tummy hurts a weird sharp pain
Not as much as the Hungarian earlier
Syria is on now lads
who /gf2025/ here
We could control our borders more easily in the EU because they would be "controlled" better if they were more open.
>drunk as fuck already
>fancy a particular brand of cider from local offie
>neighbour is the vendor
>he knows I'm a hopeless alco and probably laughs at me for being so cause I'm in there far too often when I irrationally think I'm going to run out of drink (even though I have a much better, more secure and higher paying job than him)
i'm really glad i'm not a woman
imagine having a baby grow within you fucking hell
just filtered kyary lads
/brit/ is now .00001% less annoying
going for /gf1866/ desu
Based Norton hates the Kawaii Kraut
Just ate for the first time in nearly 72 hours and everything is back in focus now
I have returned to reality
Still 7 months left
You might land a qt if you actually try
>start eating healthier
>sex drive plummets
low libido for nearly months lads, is it my diet? i dont get it
koksal baba got a gf 2bh
German Kyary a qt
gf hasnt messaged me since 13:06
Business idea: our eurovision entry singing in welsh