1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. Does your cunt have ANY allies in case of war?

1. Brazil
2. No.

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1. Turkey
2. Probably only Azerbaijan. Maybe also Pakistan and the other turkics.

well, in case of war against the leftist governments here in south america we have Argentina as possible allies, no?

Dunno if Pakistan would cross all ME to help ya.

Probably, but if you take a look, we don't actually have any friends.

Who the fuck would Brazil go to war with, aside from itself?

Son you are part of NATO what the fuck are you talking about jesus get yourself together we are supposed to be rivals

It's not like we have a fuckton of natural resources or anything.

we'll be your ally m8
but you know that we will betray you as soon as you start losing

Against the joos like it is written in the bible, death to the pharisees!!!!

>but you know that we will betray you as soon as you start losing

In geopolitical terms it wouldn't be the first time.

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Literally half of the planet but it's usually us saving them

Canada, Australia, France, and UK. I'm not sure our other "allies" would help us. Though we'd be unbeatable in a defensive war, unless the whole world including our allies formed a coalition to defeat us.

Pretty sure if one day america gets "weak" someone will backstabb you.

The age of wars for resources is largely over unless you're a superpower covertly blasting some primitive hellhole.

>NATO member

>nato
obongo is busy arming terrrorists actively fighting turkey right now
also we are not supposed to be rivals because we both hate arabs

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But soon that will be back tho.

No idea why Turks get so much hate on Sup Forums to be honest. Only annoying ones I see are the diaspora fags in Germany. Turks in Turkey always come off as bro and friendly and handle the bants surprisingly well.
>Inb4 mehmet
Im not a sandnigger of any kind or from the surrounding area.

>US arming FSA
>US armed IS
>US arming Kurds

Fuck, do americans know how geopolitics there work?

>obongo is busy arming terrrorists actively fighting turkey right now

Erdodick has been more than happy to support al nusra, ISIS and the bunch

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1. Russia
2. Probably Belarus and Kazakhstan

To be honest with you, no one would dare invade our respective countries due to their large nuclear arsenal. It'd be suicide

Nice answer, nigger.

>That Italian blood
Never change argentina,never change

I'd fight with you Russia :)

Allies = My gubmint are too inept to build a competent and proper military so we're relying on someone else to bail my cunt out in case shit hits the fan aka only pussies need them

>Brazil calling me a nigger.
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Don't you have a purse to snatch in a busy street favelito

What about our bottom bitches: the southern cone?

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Nice reading comprehension there, Russia.