Ok Sup Forumsoys, time to get serious. How the fuck do you pronounce pic related?

Ok Sup Forumsoys, time to get serious. How the fuck do you pronounce pic related?
Chubuntu? X-Ubuntu? Ksubuntu?

>Ksubuntu
This

Zoo-buntu

Zubuntu

X-Ubuntu is the best. All the others are acceptable except 'chubuntu,' what the fuck is that?

Ksubuntu

Ubuntu MATE

Xubuntu

mouse linux

Ubuntu with xfce.

>How the fuck do you pronounce pic related?
debian unstable with xfce

Ubuntu/xfeces

Christubuntu

Like these

zoobuntu

The best buntu.

"Ubuntu with XFCE"

Shoe-buntu

Whiskers

This.

You don't say "zef-CE" or "ksef-CE".

X-force

xubuntu

,xu-bun-'too

Ksubuntu, ubuntu with xfce, rat

Mouse buntu

cthulhubuntu

I want this.