/asean/ - Kitty thread

Post rare kitty before it becomes a contraband

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so, is he becoming president?

Yes

We allow LGBT marriage soon and divorce

IKALAWAX

listen here you pedophile fuck

>LGBT marriage
never

Is he the guy that said he would get in line to rape some girl that was gangraped because she was hot?

My country started blocking Facebook again.
Finally something done right.

Jelly desu

we should also block fuckbook and twitter for 3 months until election day ends..

Melenggang hai
Melenggang dengan tari lenggang
Kalau baik hati
Nanti orang pun sayang

does vietnam have a better economy than the philippines? I'm not trying to insult you but every time I hear the word, "vietnam" I always think of jungles, tribes and such.

I am very disturbed by this.
Not only is he progressive, he's murderous.
I regret voting for him now.

I think we made a mistake guys.

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Hi Jovelyn

Why he has tabled that important territorial issue between China? Caz his grandpa was Chinese?

t. Jovelyn Custodio

Flips not allowing divorce in their law?
So, how do you get divorce then?

Is that his kid?

just annulment

Yes. and the girl is Aussie tourist if I'm not mistaken.

Idk. It's not bad though.

we just fuck off and get new partners

also i know that you export more rice than us

They don't have legal system called divorce so if they'd like to get divorce, they can delete their registration from their history.

Does PUNISHER play Pokemon REvolution Online?

comrade duterte plays pokemon gulag

someone post the webm of dancing dutdut please

GDP per capita
filipines:2,858
vietnam:2,088

What's a known method to make your penis size bigger naturally?

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*well known

We are asian, just embrace it

His power level is over 20 BILLION RINGGIT!
Suck on Tiger's Whip, mat sailor!

Fap?

tie a 1kg stone to your benis and let it hang loose until desired length is achieved

we have designated penis gyms

You can't cure pencil dick user

Dammit, DU30 looks very similar to Urobutcher.

That's taking banter a little too far, even for me.

do not reply to me ever again

dont start the "designated" memes pls

you're not my mum

At least according to several survey SEAmen still have bigger penis than S.Korea in general.

dutdut is cawaii uniconr!

Please dont sexualize my daughter or I will kill you.

Yes she is now your mum. Now go clean your room and don't you ever talk to my wife like that ever again.

don't talk to me or my mum's son's wife's son's grandmother ever again

thanks honey bunny

Not even we have gay-marriage.

gay marriage is haram

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Pretty much a sin in most religions.

This is now national anthem for Flipdongland!
>youtube.com/watch?v=uCF7IR-ndyY

best SOL

Is the left one Veronica 'kitty' DU30?

>Left: Literally an orang utan
>Right: Jew nose.
Noice. 6/10, familia.

>implying jewesses aren't nice

meme

>Jew nose
Is that deemed as jew nose in indonesia? wew

This is Jewnose in Indonesia

Who is the cutest Duterte?

How much? I am sex tourist.

teehehe.. we are both reindeer!!

I honestly love the Filipino people. You guys have good values and beautiful women. I hope I can visit some day

memex?

Do you also like Filipino memes?

I'm not familiar with them. Enlighten me?

You can visit my boipucci anytime ;)

They're just translated Western memes with the same amount of emojis. Do you like them?

Not for Sale.

Hehehehe... Anti-Narcotics Ambassador

sound dank desu

They are, aren't they?

nice quads. checked

Kayangan Lake, Palawan, Philippines

>Kayangan
>Palawan

Time to claim more land

That shit majestic. Hope China doesn't take it

Translate please

Sometimes you think that you need to give-up the things that may have made you happy sometimes especially if you know you're getting hurt.

Like Pepeng Pinakamalupet on Facebook

First half-a day in Malaysia was too apethitic and sluggy to do shit weather is hell-ish
to keep it from being an awful day I met a hot chinky lady wish me luck lads I'm about to hit the ping pong

cant wait for kitty's armpit to be hairy

memek dalam kontol?

>Armpits

I'm a sissy witeboi ladi

Just relax and chill like the locals

What state are you in dude?

can I call my fubu babe even if we're not really in a relationship?

Is /asean/ the laziest region in the world with the exception of singapore?

amma do that tomorrow
I'll slimmer down for a bit exhaustion plus atrociously horrendous plane food is making my stomach frown
Kuala Lampur m8

Gib back sabah pls. TIA!

damn that's a nice armpit

>he fallen for the meme

YOU DON'T WORK AHH, GOT NO MONEY TO EAT

Sure, let me have your sister

I found that repulsive that Singapore let old people works as cleaners.
That's what a psuedo-commie chink state only would do tbqh.

Which one? I got 5.
You know what nvermind.
Sabah is shithole and poverty-infested anyways.
Just let those raja subjects squats there ok?

The one with that always play with tablet

>be straight pure filipino catholic
>some gay guy harasses you
>you ask him to back off and show some respect
>he calls you racist cis male brown homophobe
>calls gay police and they shot you
sounds scary bruh

you socialize with girls youre urges and hormones will make it bigger

>Sabah is shithole and poverty-infested anyways
infested with flip laborers maybe sabah is nice dowh my companys second office is there and i fly frequent to kk at least its not manila tier

looks nice,I might go there this summer