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Why are you quitting at all?

fanny pack

love how switzerland looks like a jew on every map

>tfw no uckers badders

hate that job
going back to school

saggy chebs

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what job was it?

"administration"
spend all day filling in forms on a computer and replying to dumb mails from customers

Let's plot a course

ah ok that sounds lame af

what course are you gonna do now?

No she's just not wearing a bra you utter virgin

master of finance

I thought you were a baller lad

alri tyrion

exactly

how old are you lad

Vicky 2 is the GOAT

R A R E
A
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Literally who
Literally new

early 20s

you starting the 5 years from scratch or just finishing one you already had

finishing

there are no good jobs here for bachelors

Work is not meant to be fun, do the job and get paid

>t. wageslave

reading a book about the development of the atomic bomb lads

they just dropped it on hiroshima! the madmen!

>mfw the dutch girl at my uni is really into me

she literally chose to be stay in America over the summer to be with me over going back some

everywhere in the west it seems

read some nasty stuff about that in the hiroshima peace museum thing

normie filth

thanks for giving us a glimpse into the mind of a narcissist x

did the lads developing it know what it was going to be used for?

doing a spooky game at 3 am

normie or not, I'm gonna get a dutch gf.

we hung out tonight, she's alseep on my bed, next to my doggo

holy fuck lad when did it get to 3 am

i know it's 3 am the moment you put your buttplug in

Hey so i bought a meat pie from the bakery a few hours ago but i am still full from lunch and i don't feel like dinner anymore, would the pie still be ok to eat tomorrow morning?

what is a meat pie

so far there's been like 15 pages of just witness accounts of what happened when it went off and what it did to people. basically just flash fried people within a 1.5 mile radius and the blast shredded people with glass or created pressure differentials and caused peoples eyes/brains/organs to blow out of the bodies. pretty mental tbqh especially given how weak it is compared to H bombs

yeah pretty much. a lot sort of hoped that the government would realise the potential destruction it can cause and not use it. the head of the project basically wanted it to exist in order to bring the scientific community together as a world panel in order to make them not exist by having independant panels inspect each country and assure they're bomb free - thereby uniting the world and removing iron curtains.

then a few were like yeah tell the soviets or they'll get scared and race to make their own but the US government were skeptical they would lol

won't be nearly as good as a fresh meat pie but you reap what you sow go for it

Of course, just refrigerate it.

But I don't want to eat it cold

shove that stupid meat pie up your fat ugly ass

Heat it up in the oven on 160/180 for 20-30 minutes.

didn't know about the massive pressure thing
they mostly explained how the surface temperature reacheed 2000° and what killed most people was thee fire since the whole city was made of wood

heat it before eating it then you dumb bogan

Why is Boris Johnson so fucking based? I love the guy!

mayor's should be stupid but charming and lovable. he fulfilled that role pretty well

the pressure thing they discovered during the trinity test prior to the bombings. scientists found all of these wild rabbits like 2 miles away partially or completely eviscerated by the blast.

the grimmest shit was the heat flash would separate the linings of the skin from flesh, like you get when you burn badly and blister. so all these people were walking around with these saggy apperances because their skin literally wasn't attached to their bodies anymore and just hung there because it surrounded the body.

>people thought the panama papers would be a big deal

lmao, unless you find evidence a celeb was diddling a child no one is going to care

Morning lids

youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ

that's pretty disgusting
literal living zombies

its time

>mfw have dated the token black girl in my town since hs
>mfw graduated a 4 year college these year
>only fucked her

Literally have only put my peener in a black girl, lads

my favorite film

>tfw ywn distinguish yourself in a war, earning a nickname and striking fear into the hearts of the enemy

>tfw denied four or five really attractive women who wanted to fuck me because i was stubborn and lazy
>now, looking back on high school and college wishing i could have fucked em
>now a loser with no free time who stays in their apartment every night with no sex life
i'd of banged 10 or so women if i had just recognized my opportunity at that point. now it takes an actual effort just to dress well enough to go out and be social

>I'm a lowly assistant
>area manager visits
>she, my manager, and I spend hours just talking away in the office while the other assistants work

Am I winning

ye

>>tfw ywn distinguish yourself in a war, earning a nickname and striking fear into the hearts of the enemy

ye

All of your coworkers probably secretly hate you and talk behind your back because they have to do more work because of you.

>mfw grew up in a large LA suburb were all the houses look the same

honestly not that bad, lads

just sizzling some Oven Crunchies to kip on for the morning grub lads

He isn't stupid, he plays an act to make sure his opponents underestimate him. He is a nasty shit when he wants to be, and a real player with connections.

wish i lived in a large LA suburb

not like you know any better desu

Says here that leaving the EU would put the security of Britain at risk.

You're right, but it's now like you know how I lived either

Ah, but it says HERE that we'll all get a qt gf if we leave the EU

indeed

>to make sure his opponents underestimate him

what opponents? nobody gave a single shit about boris because boris ran literally nothing. he was in charge of nothing significant.

Y'ALL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING MALE, MIDDLE CLASS, AND WHITE

I know one does, but she's fat and into anime. Bad anime like bleach too. So yeah, who cares?

Both sides use that argument, the Leave campaign claiming the EU will undermine it. The fact is no one actually knows, so its all a guess on best advice.

redpill me on animay

>go to the room you booked at a hotel
>open the door
>see this
What do?

Probably fuck it in the mouth and butt

make a mental note to thank the room service guy and ask him what escort service he used

how does he get his cocc so stiff?

AGP scum cycle est so they can still get hard and cum.
It's why Bailey Jay is going bald.

...don't know why I know that, but I do.

>put some toilet paper in the toilet yesterday
>just had a really sloppy shit
>glance over at toilet roll holder
>not there

Reeeee

If you can't get your cock this stuff you probably have erectile problems pham.

probably took it off to have a wank and forgot to put it back in

Look closer at the webms, he's wearing a cock ring

I feel like I could fuck an asian lady boy, but not a white one

don't see it tb h

It's strange how someone with such a raging erection can look so feminine

Funny, I'm the opposite.

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Here's the winner of Miss Tiffany's Universe 2016 which is a ladyboy pageant in Thailand

huh

yeah same, it's like i don't see it as one of mine, more of a sexy creature i can fuck

speaking of which wonder if there are any darkie ladyboys

why would you do something for free
like weird af smdh lmao *crying laughter emoji*

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I find that Filipino ladyboys are far superior to their Thai cousins

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such a strange world

>like my toast done on one side

What did me mean by this?

>2015
christ lad get over it

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I feel like I could fuck a tranny if I was drunk and lonely enough, which is pretty much everyday these days

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