Want to reheat leftover pizza

>want to reheat leftover pizza
>find out my microwave can spy on me
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve

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t. Drumpf

Dumb anime poster

hardware botnet is an actual, sadly pretty much ignored, problem
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Not this thread again!!!!

Stop posting this thread

Leftover pizza is best eaten cold, pleb

>not eating pizza cold

what the fuck

yall mine nirggas

just microwave your microwave, it will melt any botnet in your microwave

Microwaves can't spy but they can mess with your brain and the food in them alters your blood cells and can cause cancer. Use the oven.

>2017
>not using self-hosted XMPP servers with OMEMO encryption to chat

I hope the botnet logs all your conversations, faggot.

This is the most blatantly incorrect and idiotic statement I've seen on Sup Forums for weeks.

>owning a microwave
How did it feel not knowing how to cook?

>want to reheat leftover food
>place it on my graphics card's backplate
>play an intensive game
>85C in no time

Use a toaster oven?

But user,you are the botnet. We all are

>want to reheat food
>place it on graphics card backplate
>no intensive games to play because im on linux
>food stays cold

I love this thread so much

>he thinks 85C is hot

Wrong. Just put a small amount of olive oil in a pan a fry it

This is quite possibly the most retarded post I've read today, but I still have some browsing to do so who knows?

Fuck off, shill. Bush did this, and Obama could have stopped it but CHOSE not to.

Sure, buddy. :^)

Tyranny marches on regardless of who's in office.

Fuk yu

Did what? You realize that there has been nothing showing that the cia has used any of that on us citizens, right?

Or are you just a tool who forgets to mention shit like the samsung tv exploit needed physical access

Fucking this, man I love me some cold pizza. I sometimes leave it if I'm not really hungry so it cools down and then later enjoy that cold goodness.

anyway,

nonfree.pizza/

>You realize that there has been nothing showing that the cia has used any of that on us citizens, right?

Do you honestly trust any intelligence agency after the Snowden leaks, especially the CIA, which has a reputation for conducting expeiments domestically (e.g. MKULTRA)? Not to mention that a lot of these companies that got their shit leaked by the CIA leaks produce software for the USA market,

Get a gas stove you fucking peasant, only poor people own microwaves

Just open chrome and watch some animu

>microwaving pizza
I bet you only drink soda as well

>Trannyboot
Just download coreboot and remove the blobs yourself.

If humans didn't exist there would be no botnets. Fuck humans.

Its leftover pizza retard,what do yo you want to do with it?

Back to your mom infested /ck/cancer board

Stick it in a toaster oven, duh.

>wanting dry and rock hard pizza
ew

Just eat the pizza cold.

Mist it with water,its what ja/ck/ recommends

>posting nonfree trash

>posting copyrighted pictures

>not frying in pan with foil laid over top

shiggy

Use the free as in freedom oven

>creative commons

I'll just leave this here

>want to live
>find out oxygen can spy on me
>tfw botnet wants me to die
>find out rope can spy on me
>tfw botnet wants me to live
it never ends man

Nobody fucking owns a smart microwave or smart dishwasher. Those a niche products nobody bought.