>spuds
edition
/brit/
cara
crayon pop
My little smashers enjoying a day out
me on the right
I stopped cutting in April
Spent just under 1 month cutting daily
The scars are unpleasant, didn't think I'd get any given the depth I was cutting at
>shittypoowankenham pooeyturdspur
bit early
messaging the janny on whatsapp
lads
>dinner with orange juice
Rate my vidya collection.
just a messaged a peng ting on the whatsapp
Trannies and homos belong in mental institutions
Had a really bad day lads, I had a big row with my gf over nothing and now I'm drunk and pissed off with myself
>black
>no fifa
what the fuck is this
good post
very good
how long did it take you to steal those?
who's on the left?
FOY
ahahahahahaahahahaha
looks ridiculous
>fps on console
neck yourself
>going to night clubs
ahh now you feel the pain of being a normie twat
maybe next time you will rethink your actions
you should try dating men instead
>ameriburger women
I dated one for a couple of weeks, apart from the sex it was unbearable
the bf
What's wrong with that?
Good evening lads
About to finish watching Blow
Need another drug or crime related movie next, any suggestions?
Imagine what China would be like if they had implemented western-style democracy instead of soviet-style communism after ww2. They would have more of a chance if that were true
homesexuals should be given the treatment they need instead of encouraged
I deleted my Whatsapp to stop myself from looking at her picture.
about everything rasheed
nothing wrong with that you sperglord
console pleb
how do people date for a couple of weeks
surely you would need to know that you liked someone before you committed to dating them
Kyary
necking yourself? yeah we know
so do it
kidulthood
MOGGIE MOGGIE MOGGIE
OI OI OI
why not just remove her you fucking melon?
Just delete her number, silly billy.
I'm not a normie though, women just come to me like flies. Most of the time I wish I was at home on my own, shitposting, gambling and playing videogames.
Good afternoooooooon!
*tips hat*
I imagine them needing constant attention and need entertainment all the time and that shrill screechy accent.
It would be like looking after a fucking kid or something except you can't just tell them to shut the fuck up.
offtopic
avatarfagging
spam
get HIM JANNY
make sure to stream it on twitch
>when you delete her number so you can't drunktext but still do it anyway because you know it off by heart
I did that but I just typed her number back in.
Kyary
Trainspotting
>Drunk texting women
Wouldn't do it even if I was pissed beyond belief.
Don't even know my own number off by heart :/
HEAT
how the fuck did lenny henry get a knighthood
a national injustice
same desu, what a bunch of melons
>Vagina? Ho ho, I'm afraid not m'lady, for you see I am a connoisseur of other men's hairy pooey bumholes
Kyary
seolhyun
howling
ben garrison made the daily mail with a "racist" comic
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same
nobody ever asks me for it so I've never had the need
bad memory desu
know my 15 digit driving licence number off by heart and my 16 digit debit card number
fuck off rainman
Why do people say they get weed that tastes like blueberries, lemons and other shit like that?
All tastes the same to me and it isn't a good taste.
Kyary
Where is the video?
I still know my super complicated Runescape password off by heart even though I haven't played in nearly 10 years but I don't know my mobile number
Cackling
It went like this
>met her at a pub in the summertime, she was drunk off of two beers and I took a chance and started talking to her, she was really attractive and had big tits
>ended up going back to her flat, fucked her and stayed until lunchtime and then politely left
>she called me 3 hours later and wanted me to come meet her and her friends
>that's when she became annoying and started to make me feel like a novelty item
>took her back to mine and we hung out and talked for a while and fell asleep
>met her a few more times and then I told her I wasn't looking for a relationship, but it was actually because she was an annoying twat who talked too much
>left and deleted her number, didn't matter too much anyway because she was going back to americaland soon
Seolhyun
b a s e d
she really is disgusting though
Think my nose is on a little crooked
Reckon I can bend it back with some pliers.
Isn't that the girl from Pacific Rim?
Shite film 2bh but she was a qt.
numbers are about the only thing i'm good with desu
>no sports
You're this kind of black aren't you.
>Just put my clothes in for an extra long 2 and a half hour cycle
You're not washing those work clothes tonight normies.
Fuck off kpop autist
>Account of REAL Ben Garrison cartoons.
literally getting rejected as we speak but it doesnt hurt because im used to it
cuz you're a mug and you're probably getting sold plant trimmings lmao
Bitch please
kpop spamming twat
I wouldn't call that dating
you just hooked up
707 matches on tinder lads
need to start messaging some of them
apparently it got removed because the rat was showing underboob
feel bad for yanks both candidates are shite
kek kek kek, literally ayy lmao-tier
>key necklace
ah yes
>1 (one seed)
>150 (one hundred and fifty) b/s (bytes a second)
You're the mug, mate. I've had all this blueberry haze bollocks and it all tastes the same.
all bots
It's more that they just talk and talk and they're not very self-aware, but yes it does feel like babysitting at times.
I don't know what you mean
a lot of the comments are from Americans. What are they doing on the daily mail website lol?
kyray
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What does /brit/ think of Sergei?
I technically went on a few dates with her
glad I was born just in time for a lifetime of wageslavery