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>spuds
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cara

crayon pop

My little smashers enjoying a day out

me on the right

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lads

I stopped cutting in April

Spent just under 1 month cutting daily

The scars are unpleasant, didn't think I'd get any given the depth I was cutting at

>shittypoowankenham pooeyturdspur

bit early

messaging the janny on whatsapp

lads

>dinner with orange juice

Rate my vidya collection.

just a messaged a peng ting on the whatsapp

Trannies and homos belong in mental institutions

Had a really bad day lads, I had a big row with my gf over nothing and now I'm drunk and pissed off with myself

>black
>no fifa
what the fuck is this

good post

very good

how long did it take you to steal those?

who's on the left?

FOY

ahahahahahaahahahaha

looks ridiculous

>fps on console

neck yourself

>going to night clubs

ahh now you feel the pain of being a normie twat

maybe next time you will rethink your actions

you should try dating men instead

>ameriburger women
I dated one for a couple of weeks, apart from the sex it was unbearable

the bf

What's wrong with that?

Good evening lads

About to finish watching Blow

Need another drug or crime related movie next, any suggestions?

Imagine what China would be like if they had implemented western-style democracy instead of soviet-style communism after ww2. They would have more of a chance if that were true

homesexuals should be given the treatment they need instead of encouraged

I deleted my Whatsapp to stop myself from looking at her picture.

about everything rasheed

nothing wrong with that you sperglord

console pleb

how do people date for a couple of weeks

surely you would need to know that you liked someone before you committed to dating them

Kyary

necking yourself? yeah we know
so do it

kidulthood

MOGGIE MOGGIE MOGGIE

OI OI OI

why not just remove her you fucking melon?

Just delete her number, silly billy.

I'm not a normie though, women just come to me like flies. Most of the time I wish I was at home on my own, shitposting, gambling and playing videogames.

Good afternoooooooon!
*tips hat*

I imagine them needing constant attention and need entertainment all the time and that shrill screechy accent.

It would be like looking after a fucking kid or something except you can't just tell them to shut the fuck up.

offtopic
avatarfagging
spam

get HIM JANNY

make sure to stream it on twitch

>when you delete her number so you can't drunktext but still do it anyway because you know it off by heart

I did that but I just typed her number back in.

Kyary

Trainspotting

>Drunk texting women

Wouldn't do it even if I was pissed beyond belief.

Don't even know my own number off by heart :/

HEAT

how the fuck did lenny henry get a knighthood

a national injustice

same desu, what a bunch of melons

>Vagina? Ho ho, I'm afraid not m'lady, for you see I am a connoisseur of other men's hairy pooey bumholes

Kyary

seolhyun

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howling


ben garrison made the daily mail with a "racist" comic


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same

nobody ever asks me for it so I've never had the need

bad memory desu
know my 15 digit driving licence number off by heart and my 16 digit debit card number

fuck off rainman

Why do people say they get weed that tastes like blueberries, lemons and other shit like that?

All tastes the same to me and it isn't a good taste.

Kyary

Where is the video?

I still know my super complicated Runescape password off by heart even though I haven't played in nearly 10 years but I don't know my mobile number

Cackling

It went like this

>met her at a pub in the summertime, she was drunk off of two beers and I took a chance and started talking to her, she was really attractive and had big tits
>ended up going back to her flat, fucked her and stayed until lunchtime and then politely left
>she called me 3 hours later and wanted me to come meet her and her friends
>that's when she became annoying and started to make me feel like a novelty item
>took her back to mine and we hung out and talked for a while and fell asleep
>met her a few more times and then I told her I wasn't looking for a relationship, but it was actually because she was an annoying twat who talked too much
>left and deleted her number, didn't matter too much anyway because she was going back to americaland soon

Seolhyun

b a s e d

she really is disgusting though

Think my nose is on a little crooked

Reckon I can bend it back with some pliers.

Isn't that the girl from Pacific Rim?

Shite film 2bh but she was a qt.

numbers are about the only thing i'm good with desu

>no sports

You're this kind of black aren't you.

>Just put my clothes in for an extra long 2 and a half hour cycle

You're not washing those work clothes tonight normies.

Fuck off kpop autist

>Account of REAL Ben Garrison cartoons.

literally getting rejected as we speak but it doesnt hurt because im used to it

cuz you're a mug and you're probably getting sold plant trimmings lmao

Bitch please

kpop spamming twat

I wouldn't call that dating

you just hooked up

707 matches on tinder lads

need to start messaging some of them

apparently it got removed because the rat was showing underboob

feel bad for yanks both candidates are shite

kek kek kek, literally ayy lmao-tier

>key necklace

ah yes

>1 (one seed)
>150 (one hundred and fifty) b/s (bytes a second)

You're the mug, mate. I've had all this blueberry haze bollocks and it all tastes the same.

all bots

It's more that they just talk and talk and they're not very self-aware, but yes it does feel like babysitting at times.

I don't know what you mean

a lot of the comments are from Americans. What are they doing on the daily mail website lol?

kyray

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What does /brit/ think of Sergei?

I technically went on a few dates with her

glad I was born just in time for a lifetime of wageslavery