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Greatest qb of all time edition

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This is a very good thread

Thanks op

1st for smug boy reaction face

Redpill me on Tom Landry, /cum/

A cuck

I try my best

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>the place i work at needs a basic 3d animation

>they hired a contractor that will do it for thousands of dollars

>i know nothing about 3d animation
>sit down for a couple of hours
>create the exact animation they want

Maybe I should do this as a side job. It was easy as shit and required no critical thinking.

It was just a series of steps that I easily found online.

Animators are the ideas guys of 3D media

bebbi thread.

BABY

the babby is dead, i killed it

no!

Does it bother anyone else that the slice he cut out doesn't go all the way to the center of the pizza?

You have autism

Who tf notices that shit

That's not Jared Goff.

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>tfw you will never live in a comfy desert in Arizona
>tfw you will never have a qt half mexican wife

>tfw you will never be American

Good morning friend-os

Just did a wake up

Nth for pooping with the cat sitting on my lap

looks exactly like my cat

I live in Phoenix, Arizona
It's not that great Tbh

If I let Tom Brady cum inside my boipucci would it be gay

no

Fuck off with the sports shit. Sports are for sissies

9/10 I'm getting a little wet

No, anything with brady isn't gay

Lies that ain't you

Does your cat swat at your face around 5am every morning to get your attention too?

Yeah I suppose it's just the grass being greener on the other side, but I really like deserts.
I imagine it must be nice, all the sun, warmth, no rain and riding a bike on the endless desert highway.
I want to live Arizona one day.

*to live IN Arizona
fuck it I'm high, I should go to sleep

fat shitskin desu

im still alive fufufu

literally who

I want to take care of that bb

This is a really really bad meme

Gas yourself

if you don't know who tom brady is you need to GET OUT

ur not even a meme lmao

TELL ME AGAIN

Do people outside NY really not know what a sunshower is?

I've heard of it but I don't know what it means

i'm in florida and yeah i do

cubANO

It's when it rains while the sun is shining

Florida was the only other place where it wasnt shown as completely blue, I wonder if it was picked up because of all the retirees down there

faggot

LIKE YOU USED TO

Ar labu nakti, draugi.

But those cuban sandwiches
>Pulled Pork
>Ham
>Mayo
>Mustard
>Pickles
>Swiss cheese
>Sweetbread or panini
They even have fried/deep fried versions

Think I like russia. They have the right idea about fagbois.

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russia is gay as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA

Now you say you're sorry.
For being so autistic.
Well you can meme a river
meme me a river cuz I memed a river over you.

youtu.be/s_47kIS67gg?t=3m12s

Von Miller talking about our boy Thomas Brady

>anglos have only one last name

That's a good thing, especially if you're a man. Paternal lineage. That shit loses meaning when you're Pedro Martinez-Gonzalez-Burrito-Putito. What do you have? A bunch of meaningless bullshit.

but user Vitas is not gay and is talented as hell


youtube.com/watch?v=eN_Kl82-mRI

>no one says good night to me

Well okay then

@59431655

goodnight faggot

goodnight silly

>Spaniards fuck fat goblin native "women" and make mexicans

gud night /cum/-chan

>Not calling them freeways

They're parkways

Why don't other areas of the country put "the" in front of freeways? What do you call freeways

>-Burrito-Putito

good night to me

happy birthday to /cum/

That name makes no sense, Parkways are just big streets. Freeways are different

highway

They're highways

Why are you so autistic?

highway

we also say "someone is in hospital" as opposed to "in the hospital" like the Brits do, at least in the maritimes

I just call them highways

Goodnight friendos

Sleep tight. :)

Just move to West Texas, it's still dessert but slightly less hot than Arizona

a big street is just a street

>At house party with some friends last night
>Nervous as fuck because they convinced me to come even though I was anxious
>Get there, it's awkward, not really much mingling and I'm just sticking with my friends
>Half an hour later, a few more people arrive, including a qt girl who immediately catches my eye
>Still anxious and not talking to new people, so I just drink and hope something happens so I don't have to do anything
>Finally get a chance to talk to her when everyone is playing some superhero card game
>We make eye contact multiple times and she smiles
>Talking to a her a little bit here and there, still awkward as fuck
>Finally we start having a real conversation, and I find out she goes to the same college in the city as me, and she's my age
>Kissless, handholdless virgin so I don't know what to do at all
>All of a sudden I notice one of my friends also flirting with her
>He's pouring her tequila even though she doesn't want it, and then spills it on her leg
>She gets up to get napkins and I jump up to help her
>We talk while she's drying off
>turns out she actually likes me
>At the end of the night I see my friend fail miserably to get her number, and then as we're all saying goodbye, she tells me to wait and I get her number and other social media shit
>So ecstatic, but I don't have a phone right now so I can't text her
Fuck. Just had to get that out because it was really big for me.

The hot is what I'm after f a m.
It just seems so cool and bizzare at the same time to have >40ºC temperatures for half a year.

>at a house party with friends last night
Stopped reading there. I offer no sympathy to normie scum

this is a normie board, fuck off you weird loser

tl;dr you got some skanks phone number
That's all you had to say. Blogposting mongoloid. Have a (You) on the house.

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Sorry faggot, I'm just happy I did that for the first time in my life.

girls are icky

First time I've done this, not bad at all

>falling for the woman meme

freak
Nice, sound good man

You can run away from your problems by pretending they aren't real or they're actually a different problem. I tried and it does not work, it will just collapse every time as it has a few times for me.

Just wanted to tell everyone here since I used to post the opposite in the general when I regularly came here.

link pls

I too live in reality

>In Alabama
>going food shopping with family
>"yeaa user thats real nice, could you go grab a buggy?"

good job user, youre going to make it, she likes you, be fun and cool and things'll happen !~

nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html

buggy?

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It's called a "trolley", you nonce.

thats a shopping cart

>Paternal lineage.
But we have this too. And I have never meet someone with more than two last name.