Apology thread

I'm sorry for being a muslim invader.

your turn user. Go on, share your secrets

France is your home now, don't worry about it.

sorry for being greek

I'm white but I'm secretly hispanic and no one can tell hahahahaha

dat feel when your dick is 14cm

Sry for being russian occupant.

I'm sorry for not being a manlet. Being 6'4 puts all you manlets down and ignites your self hatred. Please don't hate me.

I'm sorry that you were born with inferior manlet jeans and will never attract women as well as I do.

I'm sorry for whoring myself out to older men.

I'm sorry for being born.

i'm a fucking manlet

i am sorry for wishing destruction upon europe and america
oh wait i am not
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm sorry for being a retard

I did everything to not serve in the army.
Not even because I am a faggot but because I am a selfish dick and did not want to "lose" one more year before I could start making real shekels.
Feels kinda bad looking back...

>tfw did nothing for my country
>tfw could not even defend myself because I have not fucking idea how a weapon works outside CoD
>tfw no idea if I can even call myself a man

Sorry for being so mean. I'm just defending myself from your endless barrage of unwarranted insults.

Theres a reason they break down hispanics into white/black/non-white

>I did everything to not serve in the army.
I even paid a bribe for that, kek. But a dont feel i did something wrong.

sorry for being a son of Tojo

I'm sorry for existing

sorry for manipulating black people to riot

c-cute

I'm sorry for falling in love with you

This to be honest familia.
Doesn't help that me and my Bros are all tall af

I don't have to excuse, I haven't committed any crime.

I'm sorry for having such a large dick you other "men" get jealous

How long is it? Mine is just 17 cm

23

Shit, I'm really jealous, Jamal. Post pic

can't show it on here. where do you live?

In Malmö, and you?

i'm sorry for being uncut

Lund

I'm sorry for voting macri
Oh wait I'm not, fuck the poor

We can meet then and compare our dicks

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I'm sorry for being a complete fuck up and useless

I'm sorry for being a nigger ;_;

I am Welsh

Sverige Ja.

I contribute to the Canadian shitposting epidemic

Aren't you those guys who are getting bomed each weekend?

It is alright i am not mad :)

I'm sorry for being one of the cancers of europe.

I'm sorry for my parents being literal refugees and wasting free tax money.

I'll be killing myself soon though, so I guess that cancels it out.

>mock other countries/races on an anonymous internet forum
>spend all day hiding in my room because interaction with other people terrifies me

HAHAHAHAHA COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

I am an nigger

I am >:(

I'm still not in the US.

oh sorry

i'm floridian
please dont be angry

is he ded?

Ian

I'm sorry I ever existed as a human being. I'm a waste of space of this earth, and I'll probably never amount to anything.

Is there a way to slowly kill myself, but not see it coming? Is there a pill I can swallow that'll kill me randomly or in my sleep?

Sorry for ruining the board with shitposting.

I'm not going to stop though

why don't you just stop??

I'm sorry for social media