Its discovered that one of your parents is an american citizen and you gain full citizenship.Do you move to america?

Its discovered that one of your parents is an american citizen and you gain full citizenship.Do you move to america?

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in a heartbeat

Only if they legalize full-auto and I get to live in Oklohoma.

Never. I don't like getting shot, the thought of that many blacks around is terrifying and I'd be hounded by heritagefags. Also I hate your accents.

No, I have no skills and it's easier to be NEET here than there
Otherwise I would, a change of scenery is always nice.

I was literally driving along the 17 mile drive in California the other day. I love the West Coast, and its millionaires.

I'd live in San Diego desu
Seems to be a white paradise
Fuck any other major urban area, you're further gone than us in terms of non-whites and that's saying something

would be nice and I would visit a lot but no

Not a chance.

Straight to alaska, as far away from other people as I could get

Fuck Austin tb.h

>Only if they legalize full-auto
It is legal in a lot of states, you just have to have a fuckton of licenses

>get US citizenship
>get shot

I would definitely like to live for a some time to see how's life in the US. I used to be an americanboo but since you turned into police country I changed my mind. But still there are thing we don't have in my part of Europe like relatively cheap gas, V8's, sunny weather, esthetic nieghbours and big consumptionism.

No.
But I get the passport.

>since you turned into police country
Wait, what exactly are you mad about this time

Every dumbfuck Christian sect has a church in Murika, but there are no mosques.

If you have a problem with blacks, just don't go to the big cities or the south. If you go to the midwest, the blacks are outnumbered by almost a 10-1 margin in some areas.

you'd be a police state too if you had to deal with niggers on the daily basis

>the blacks are outnumbered by almost a 10-1 margin
Way too much.

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kek

What? Literally the worst cities crime-wise are in the Midwest, see St. Louis and Detroit and Gary

I literally arrived back home from the West Coast, America is fucking Christian. There are many Indians and Chinese, but they don't really care about religion. Germans and French should have taken notice, except it is too late.

>Detroit
>Midwest

A fun fact which should be of interest to you: popes have only visited the USA like about a dozen times, starting with JP II or thereabouts in the 70s.

JP II did something very interesting. He visited far-off Alaska not once, but TWICE, stopping over and playing sets for sold-out crowds.

>America is fucking Christian
Why does this matter again?

It matters in Europe, lad.

it is you fucking sperg

......

Poland has been both generally butthurt, and also legit-scared that Trump is rising in popularity and shit-talking NATO.

they still have mosqes and moslems.

What
Even if Michigan weren't in the Midwest that doesn't invalidate my point. Just take Milwaukee as a literal shithole on fire then.

>Michigan
>Midwest

Europeans hate Christianity. They like islam more.

>city name starts with San
>whites

>dumb shit

>a country founded by Protestants that has had multiple waves of Catholic immigrants is still largely Christian
I'm just not seeing why it's enough of a problem that you feel the need to complain about it
Most people(apart from those in the South) keep it to themselves

Calling the Midwest crime ridden because of a few bad apples is like calling Hessen crime ridden because of Frankfurt am Main.

This is like calling Namibia starvetion ridden just because of some bad apples in the desert.

But Frankfurt is alright, the crime rate is inflated due to white collar crime and the airport. I'm comfortable taking a night walk along the Main, would you say the same about East St. Louis?

Have you ever been here by the way?

? Th enly person butthurt are you These threads were funny, that guy propably was making fun of you.
all that shit you started implementing since 9/11. I as a foreigner have literally no rights if some policeman wouldn't like me. Also NSA and stuff.
>American christians
mostly protestants just to be clear ;^)

I'm native
already got dual citizenship :^)

What's wrong with Protestans? Still anally annihilated about Luther?

Fuck the NSA though, I'll concur in that regard.

>all that shit you started implementing since 9/11. I as a foreigner have literally no rights if some policeman wouldn't like me. Also NSA and stuff
OK, fair enough.

Well I want to move there actually. I have to figure out how to get citizenship.

I've been in FaM and Wiesbaden, and all around Germany. I have never in my life felt as endangered than walking on the streets close to the FaM Hauptbahnhof where many Assis were on the street smoking crack pipes, robbing, and carrying around knives. FaM is probably the most crime ridden city I've been to and I've been all across the US and Germany.

T. Grew up in Dallas

Good luck with that.

I have the opportunity to work in one of my corp's locations for a year or so, but it's in L.A. so I'm on the fence about actually signing up for it.

>What's wrong with Protestans?
They destroyed my country.

I'm planning on either going the work route, or marrying my on-again-off-again college boyfriend.

Yeah, the Hauptbahnhof area is rough for sure.
That said, I've been multiple times and the most endangered I've ever felt was in Baltimore. It was far more dangerous than FFM in my opinion, you were approached and hassled without soliciting anyone.

No.

First of all it's not white, nothing on the west -coast- is white.

Second of all, why would you want to live in a place that has no seasons? It's so hopelessly depressing, you don't get the feeling that time is passing and it just feels like you're in an eternal hell.

>Well I want to move there actually
Why? Memes aside, you're America lite

>FaM Hauptbahnhof where many Assis were on the street smoking crack pipes

I'm there at least once a week and I've never encountered anything even comparable to this.

What's wrong with sunshine and palms and Mexican food?

Salaries are higher.

More exciting engineering jobs.

Guns.

Nothing is wrong with it until it is all you experience 12 months out of the year for your entire life.

Then it's a living hell where time never passes and life never changes and you just want to die

Don't fool yourself, they hide it nowadays but there's plenty of folks hooked on Crack or Heroin lurking the area.

Just frequent the Kaiserstraße next time.

Just make sure you work for a company that provides health insurance for you

Also, don't move to California. It's shit

Are you from SoCal?

I just want to move to Seattle. It's like Vancouver (where I live now) without as many chinese.

I've never been to Baltimore and when I visit American cities I never go to the "hood" because it's common sense. When you visit European cities the squalor is plain to see and you can be robbed anywhere. When you visit American cities the poor and criminals are segregated into projects and don't usually leave them. Imagine Gypsies that never leave their Siedlungen. You wouldn't visit a Gypsy village would you? We don't visit our American Gypsies IE "the ghettos".

lol, no

gay or femanon?

No but I've been there and my best friend in the world is actually from (and lives) in SoCal. I honestly can't stand living in areas like that.

For me when fall comes around it gives me a feeling that it's a different time of year, I think about what my forefathers must have gone through during those times and it gives me a greater appreciation for what I have (not to mention I fucking love cold and snow but I know that's not common).

Living in Cali is an entire different beast all together, I personally didn't even feel human after awhile, it's like you're stuck in a dream that you will never wake up from and nothing ever changes. This isn't a knock purely at California, although it's especially true there, more of a knock at any place without distinct seasons.

>I just want to move to Seattle
Prepare to pay out the nose for everything

Gay

No way, I might be living in a call of duty map, but at least I'm provided with free Uni education and free health care. Why on earth would I go to the USA? To get shot by some stupid policeman who is gonna mistake me for a nigger during the night? No, thanks.

>""free""
Get fucked commie

dude memes lmao

Yes, can't be that bad, I'd probably move to the east coast or the North West

>do you
i'm already on the way to the american consulate, dude

What part? The police shooting niggers cus lulz or that your health care and education system sucks dick? Don't be buthurts about it, its just the reality you are living in. You can't do much about it.

Except that didn't happen on the West Side but the harbor area which is supposed to be safe. Don't you think that nigs will leak into the decent parts of the city?

not butthurt but please tell me more about how my country is worse than yours and provide statistics on how this affects me

thanks. your country does make good porn tho

My Böhmischer Freund, the US have the best health care system in the world, so long as you have insurance.

Baltimore has already become a hive of thugs and grunge hipsters. Black criminals do know not to cross into richer areas looking shady and up to no good because they end up shot by police, who care more about the safety of normal Americans than thug lives.

>provide statistics
Oh, lawd, ''provide statistics.'' Because statistics ever had any added value, especially on Sup Forums.

>your country does make good porn tho
Thanks.

>so long as you have insurance

Übrigens, obwohl ich Amerikaner bin, ziehe ich nach Deutschland, um bei SAP zu arbeiten...

>Because statistics ever had any added value, especially on Sup Forums.

yeah that is what I was hinting at

>trusting any statistics posted on int
I edit infographics and stats all the time to fuck with yall

post edited statistics right now then

Post some Sup Forums tier infographics for me

Wohin genau? BIst du einer von den Amis, die regelmäßig in /deutsch/ sind?

The Midwest is the two Greats, the Great Plains and the Great Lakes. The former is the Dakotas, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, and Iowa, while the latter is Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and Michigan.

>San Diego
>white paradise
think again German perro

I have a lot of them. With most of the them I either make Portugal really shitty or New Zealand really fat.

lol why

thats so specific its hilarious

Here are some more

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YES

Because it's just believable enough to be true. Eventually everyone starts just knowing New Zealand as an island full of fat people.

I usually just switch the USA with New Zealand.

the only real white places in the states are the flyovers and some parts of the north east

>San Diego
>white paradise
wew lad

No way.

fuck no

Yes

>gain full citizenship
Would not apply for it in the fist place, I'd be liable for tax to the IRS even if I never intended to live in the States.