>35% of them are so poor its unbelievable (could be more numbers are always undershooting in Brazilian records)
>Crime so bad that even their president is a criminal (will soon be impeached)
>Unable to sellout the greatest athletic event of human history by a 40% margin (may not even have public transportation working by the start of the games)
>A world health risk by simply existing (Zika and a ton of other diseases)
>Currently destroying the world's most important forest (we discover tons of new species and medicines every year from it)
>A social and racial hellscape with massive amount of people (perhaps close to 45%) living in segregation
Brazil is a powder keg of social, economic and racial tension. How long before Brazil explodes into inevitable civil war (serious)?
>brazil is so fucked it decided to randomly implode into another authoritarian rule after twenty years of general stability
you sudacas just really can't handle democracy, go back to being fascist juntas again
OH WAIT
Robert Morgan
Low birth rate + High death rate + High murder rate = Manageable Brazil by 2025
Anthony Barnes
WHAT THE FUCK BRAZIL PLEASE FIX YOUR COUNTRY
Brayden Watson
They have had 500,000 murders from 1979 - 2003 and the rate of murder is actually going up.
So yeah thats a possibility.
Charles Hall
I can find a lot of these videos from any south american country.
Caleb Davis
Errrr I'm not sure this is supposed to be a good thing
Juan Jones
What is the worst South American country?
Tyler Garcia
In decreasing shittiness with 1 being most shitty 1. Brazil 2. Venezuela 3. Colombia 4. Honduras 5. Bolivia
Jack Thompson
No Argentina?
Noice
Oliver Lopez
Socialist in South America means Social Democrat who spends some money on social programs and nationalizes some production (while the rest of policy is designed to siphon wealth into personal bank accounts)
The pro-tip I have learned from following South American politics is everyone is corrupt as fuck and politicians exist to enrich themselves rather than build a coherent policy platform for development and governance.
Jeremiah Hughes
Aregentina and Chile are not shitty so I didn't put them on the list.
Elijah Myers
Including the Caribbean
1. Haiti MASSIVE POWER GAP 2. Honduras 3. Venezuela 4. Cuba 5. Trinidad 6. Bolivia
Cooper Parker
It isn't supposed to be a good thing, I'm just saying that Brazil isn't the worst country of the South America. I'll not deny all of our problems, but a person can live a decent life here. Our biggest problem is the violence, but Zika isn't a big thing and we don't have a lot of diseases as you said.
Noah Cooper
>be brazilian
J U S T U S T
Zachary Johnson
Not really fair to include Haiti t b h. It's like someone moved a subsaharan african country into the middle of the atlantic
Justin Lopez
Venezuela
Charles Collins
Would make sense why the country is so insanely segregated.
It was bad when South Africa did it, but when Brazil does it no one notices.
Grayson Wood
How is Cuba that bad? It has like the highest HDI of any Caribbean country by a mile.
Also Bolivia has like one of the fastest growing economies in South America right?
Logan Morales
João stop denying reality, Brazil is a hellhole right now
Connor Perez
shitholes unity
Austin Gray
venezuela-brasil-colombia-paraguay top 4
Bentley Rivera
...
Angel Lee
>Currently destroying the world's most important forest (we discover tons of new species and medicines every year from it)
This is what worries the most about the new Government.
Ultra-right wing as fuck and doesn't give a literal single fuck about the Environment.
Best countries: 1. Chile 2. Uruguay 3. Argentina 4. Brazil
Jayden Brooks
I'm going to need a source for this immediately for purely research purposes
Colton Wood
All dropping one by one. Venezuela especially.
Saudi Arabia's play was fucking god tier.
Dylan Moore
It's incredibly easy to have chinese tier growing economies when you go from living in the 18th century to living on the 19th. Bolivia is usually always on the bottom of every stat
Reminder that every American city has areas that look like that
Chase Kelly
Sweet Jesus
Carter Foster
90% of that HDI is based around Havana, which is actually decent, if not nice. The rest of the country is stagnant and just as poor as the rest of LA. Not to mention the whole communist dictatorship thing.
Threre's a reason Cubans are still leaving it in droves
Angel Torres
I have been in most SA countries, and I would say that excluding argentina, chile and uruguay, most countries have almost the same living conditions, the shitter places i have seen are in peru, bolivia and brasil
Ian Bennett
Wtf I love Brazil now
Aiden Cox
where are the death squads when u need them.
Jose Diaz
No one actually lives there though, that's the difference.
Xavier Clark
>A social and racial hellscape with massive amount of people (perhaps close to 45%) living in segregation m8 what? Where did you get this from and what qualifies as segregation? Are you talking about the favelas or something else?
Hunter Ortiz
I don't fucking get it.
You have so much space, even for a huge population.
You have almost every resource you could need, water, timber, fertile land, minerals... Why can't you just chill out and everyone could have a pretty good lifestyle??
Why aren't you guys on par with the USA ? Considering Brazil I think got a head start in colonising... ???
What the fuck has gone wrong there,,,
Ayden Cooper
These are commonly found stats, please educate yourself.
Hunter Sullivan
Give me the fucking source then.
Corruption, populist regimes followed by dictatorships followed by populist regimes, lazy culture.
Jace Russell
Oh and also we were an exploitation colony, we were never meant to be indepedent from Portugal.
Anthony Foster
I wonder when will be the al-sauds' turn
Julian Nelson
U.S was a exploitation colony as well
Jackson Williams
Because we are monkeys that love populism and are always expecting a savior. It was like that with Lula, it is like with Temer and will be like that with Bolsonaro.
Matthew Campbell
how much does a finnish bicycle cost?
Thomas Murphy
Every time a south american nation starts doing well for itself the US military installs a dictator
Nolan King
Well, you were populated by puritans who valued education, at least, no portuguese wanted to stay in Brazil for long at all.
Kayden Cruz
>no El Salvador
It feels good to be a tiny irrelevant country, lads.
Gabriel Young
it's just the iberian way.
Camden Foster
>the US military installs a dictator more like whenever the military dictator starts getting shit on track they get a bit lenient and the people overwhelmingly vote some commie buffoon into power
Jace Watson
>t. I've never lived on a totalitarian regime, neither researched on those dictatorships you're talking about
Jonathan Robinson
We need to mount a rescue mission to save all the hot, slutty Brazilian women from their shithole country and re-distribute them between the civilized world. We need to then trick the troglodyte males into getting on a giant rocket ship, probably by telling them it's full of gold and free MMORPGs, and then launch said rocket into the sun.
Alexander Evans
They might be in poverty, but their standards will never be that low
Jaxon Watson
American problem solving never ceases to amaze me, and we wonder how they got on the moon.
John Morris
>free MMORPGs I kek'd
Grayson Smith
for real though why are so many Canadians such complete fucking cucks. Most of you guys in /cum/ are great but goddamn you have some absolutely awful shit posters. Not shitposters but legitimately awful people posting under your flag
Owen Scott
The really bad ones are Australians, they shitpost so hard they have to bleed over to embarrass other countries.
Take ya tamawn' out ye cunt
Jason Sanders
Millions of Brazilians live in houses made out of dirt and have no electricity or proper food intake.
Noah Barnes
For real though why are you being a stupid faggot and talking about Canadians in a Brazil thread.
Robert Parker
Maybe they shouldn't be unga bungas living in a country ruled by drug lords then.
Colton Nguyen
it was a Canadian who started this tripe. and no im not brazilian disaspora or anything close to resembling south america/hispanic but this is just one more awful thread in a fucking ocean of them with canadian flags in the op
Luke Roberts
Who gives a shit, they all niggers anyway.
Robert Hernandez
You forgot to mention that the average IQ of Brazil is a meager 85 which kills any hope for this country ever developing. What we have right now might very well be our peak.
Leo Thomas
Then go drive across the border and do what we Americans do best: gun down a horde of innocent people.
Jayden Johnson
Not all of them.
Alexander Rogers
Fuck you, south, everyone knows you're not really white.
Eli Clark
Brazil, niggers and slavs.
Luis Allen
who the fuck pissed in your corn flakes? your honestly just as bad of a poster to be perfectly honest
Brody Reyes
I mean, all you had to do was play Max Payne 3.
Chase Bailey
They look pretty Aryan to me desu
Noah Sanders
>your honestly just as bad of a poster to be perfectly honest >your
What about my honestly is so bad?
Nicholas Smith
Not all of them[2]
Joshua Wilson
>bitches about grammer >what about my honestly anyway the fact that you get defensive over me calling out awful threads that contribute nothing and tell me to go shoot people is a pretty big reason why you are an awful poster. You may call it ***banter*** but its just shit posting. not shitposting. just actual awful posting
Tyler Thompson
The hot slutty Brazilian women may be nice for a while, but remember they will eventually start popping out a little caramel Brazilian kids. Then you got a potentially more dangerous Brazillian Elliot Rodgers on your hands. Dont fall for the honeytrap of racemixing
Thomas Jackson
>Grammar is so bad he doesn't understand how he's being made fun of, and thinks he found a legitimate error.
This is actually really sad.
Oliver Campbell
CHI
Chase Kelly
Don't worry. They will just blame us for all of their problems like every other shithole on that God forsaken continent
Samuel Mitchell
Lemme be the first
Tu país needs a monarch like a Duke or duchess (from Europe) to run it, but before that, it needs an order and to find a familiar culture whether it be old or new that is unique or close to Salvadoreño that keeps people nice and Western and gets the people into a nationalist mentality. Next you need to purge the degenerates who steal, cheat, kill, sell drugs, humans, and sex. Start propagating people against communism, and Islam cuz fuck those two.
Once country is in order let rich white/asians in and let them create jobs for the low, but hard-working class. And don't do ever a Evita Perón with your rich folk.
Cooper Perez
>Not just cloning the slutty Brazilian women
This is AMERICA spearheading this initiative son, we've got it covered.
Jeremiah Taylor
ah I see you are not familiar with the English language. "You are honestly just as bad" means I am being honest when I tell you that you are an awful poster. You are making it too obvious that you dont belong here. Return from where you came
Colton Jenkins
El Salvador has to be a real country first, instead of a dumping ground for the murder victims of drug cartels.
Juan Cruz
>Your = You Are
And you wonder why the rest of the world makes fun of Americans.
James Sanchez
>bitching about punctuation on Sup Forums while making yourself look like an actual retard theres no need to be embarrassed. you are anonymous.
Luis Hernandez
>He thinks it's a punctuation issue >He doesn't know the difference between Your and You're
