Tfw you still haven't gotten over her

>tfw you still haven't gotten over her
I can't take this anymore lads

I just got kicked out of uni for failing too many courses

Wew355

Oh fuck, sorry to hear that.

Take your life, m8. Fucking do it!

It ain't gonna get better, it will just get worse and worse as everything around you degrades.

Go insane with all the girls you can find, drink, don't let yourself think about her.
It usually helps, m8.

it is a good feel because you will feel it until you lose all your memories

nice one

we're not your lads, lad.

im too poor to drink what do

>Become rusophile in high school
>Like to recite communist rhetoric in rooski to alarm the normies
>I'm a total poser, only know like ten phrases
>Be now
>qt gril in my major
>Her mom is Russian
>She knows a little bit of Russian, I know enough to start laughing when she jokingly calls one of our mutual friends a cyka
>Drop phrases here and there to imply I know more than I really do
>Now studying my ass off to learn this long ass backwards language so I can act like I've been hiding my power level this whole time and impress her

This is going to pay off for me in the long run regardless, but we'll see how well the sprint turns out

...

hows australia this time of year?

wouldn't know, ive never been there

Hows the US?

I fucked up mates, i thought she was not interested

She was

Its too late now

ur pretty much there mate

Fucking rare

>3500 km away
>ur pretty much there bro hahaha

this,

your post isn't remotely int related you repugnant smelly untermensch

is there an Australian vanuata rivalry going on lmao

no, you're just underaged and annoying. Please, kill youself.

>Never been to Australia
You really should, we're nice, honest.

wtf im not that guy vanuata. why are you so angry i asked a question queer.

yeah vanuantu i gotta side with leafie you're kind of a fucking loser lmao dude kys

At what age does suicide get extremely pathetic?

When a teenager does it, it's "tragic" and "bad luck in life", but when a 40-yo man does it, it's "failure in life" and "about time".
Plus,more people will still care if you do it younger.

Thinking my time is running out.

30

none of you can even fucking spell Vanuatu correctly

>suicide is pathetic

what did he mean by this

australia is easier to spell desu

>more people will still care if you do it younger.
why would you care when youre dead

shut up

>tfw I've never had a girlfriend and never even been in love in the first place so I have no fucking idea what people are talking about when they are depressed over a break up

you never had a crush and the crush didn't want you

Play a virtual novel.

Not even joking.

>its been like 4 months
it's not fun, don't do it
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, EVERYONE LIED
EVERYTHING IS LIES EVERYTHING IS JUST PAIN AND EMPTINESS AND LONELINESS
FUCK THIS WORLD

>he imagines asking her out again on a daily basis
that'd be lame lads, haha...

27 is apparently the prime age, you'll be regarded as "before your time" if you do it then

Ayy me too. Never met anyone who I thought "I want to be around this person all the time".

Get sick of anyone after a few hours desu.

RARE

>bending your cock backwards for a broad

this'll end magnificently

>tfw same
>tfw i feel i should chane it as i dont want to
>become a wizard
>tfw i need to get laid asap
>tfw everyone in my country are all love and gf/bf
send help