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first for miriam

2nd Sup Forums is for armchair losers

someone help me burn down ust so i dont have to go to school tomorrow

Help me burn down DYCI first so that no more lego robot bullshit

Let's just burn every university here. Finals are fucking killing me.

Damn look at that too bad her mind is already broken

Shhh, Singapore is now asleep! We wouldn't want to disturb him.

Here's one for Catholicism

>muh papal supremacy
This expression indicates the Catholic's confusion and lack of understanding. When confronted with facts about the papacy which he cannot understand or respond to, the Catholic mumbles, "Muh papal supremacy" or "muh magisterium". This is followed by out of context quotes from the Church Fathers and a misunderstanding of "First amongst equals".

what ever happened to kateposter

Kate is dead Bob

desu, let them. We'll let them fuck up big time and skin Duterte for destroying decades of progress.

Also,
>0:15
>"what I would do is urge Congress to restore death penalty"

>0:40
>"kung ano yung mananaig na opinyon sa both houses wala tayo magagawa"

kek, it's the Liberals' that will wreck Duterte or make him beg for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=iK6dkDp7lOo

Still, I-I don't think that's a good idea...

can you not bad mouth my waifu?

ahaha putangina ninyo
mga ulol
marcos paren

You didn't disagree to being your sister's imouto.

That means you are a girl. You only want me for yourself don't you?

edi wow

I just masturbated to the most embarrassing thing of all time. I feel so ashamed of myself now.
I hope ghosts don't exist, and if they do, I hope they weren't watching me.

ulol putangina mo suntukan nalang ano
marcos parin

your ancestors are laughing at your lump penis

Fuck off Jovelyn.

>0000
Sa Ace hardware

It's not even something weird or shocking. It's just something that people normally wouldn't masturbate to, but I did anyway.

what did you masturbate to

We've already been "red pilled" with that.

Genuine voters remorse here and all of those nationalist corrupt officials he appointed is....JUST FUG MY SHIT UP PHAM. We laterally U-turned.

By the way China congratulated him yesterday I think?

ANO TATLONG ARAW AKONG NAG PUYAT!

>China congratulated him yesterday
[WORRY INTENSIFIES]

A fucking stadium. I have no idea why but my brain gets turned on at the sight of stadiums. It also has to be a big one and there should be no people at the field itself. It has to be completely empty. The design like the white lines and the white numbers also help. This is one of the pictures I masturbated to earlier.

I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, Better have cancer than be a communist cuck

Hindi mo hawak ang puso niya, hindi mo siya pagmamayari, hindi ka sakanya, hindi siya sayo, walang kayo at kahit kailan ay hindi magiging kayo. Kaya Manahimik ka nalang.

Anong Peace peace?! Ginagago mo ba ako?!

>literally those 9,867 soldiers who have died fighting NPA died in vain
>now he's colluding with chinks
ahahhahaha, I swear I wish Malaysia would bomb us already

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N-No! I'm not an imouto! Just an otouto!

I just forgot to mention that i'm a boy!

What did he mean by this?

Wala akong pakelam sa mga nakakadiring 3D na baboy

are you autistic

>Malaysia

I wish the Slavs and the Gooks nuke us already

does filipino have aeta,lumad and ifugao words?
do they get representation too?

Stop lying to yourself and to me.

If you are really a boy, prove it and ravage me

You really should stop taking drugs. Change is coming this June 30, and I hope you won't end up in Manila bay.

Hey faisal the Malaysian incest guy. The whole sister is really gross. I accidentally saw my sister's nipple once and I legit puked in my mouth. Hasn't evolution made sure we don't think of siblings in that way?

We'll leave you up to Duterte.

What are you? gay?

If I seen my sister's own nipple I would remember it with my mind and meditate on it!

>3DPD

You don't mix fantasy and reality ya idiot

maybe its the thought of being watched while fapping that gets you on?

But i wouldn't do that to a guy!

Guys having sex with guys sounds weird!

Thank god I didn't study in Mapua for my engineering degree else I'd be labeled as "privilege-hungry" :^)

God brown nipples just get me rock hard

depends on how pretty your sister is
my 14-year-old sister is pretty hot so we always have sex everytime our parents are at work

:( lucky flipchan

I just love you so much I can't take it anymore. But I know you are a girl

story bro cool

>TFW no hot sister to have sex with

>Stuff that didn't happen volume 2 chapter 3 (2016 revision)

The problem isn't wanting to be privileged though, the only problem is retards going there for the name only not the skills

This is a recent photograph of me

Would I be considered cute in your country?

How do you breath if you don't have a nose?

slut shirt

S L U T
L
U
T

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I doubt retards who do that would last a sem in Mapua/UP though, I know alot of former mapuans who transferred to my college because they can't handle the stress there.

Girl

Why is this general so gay?

why not

Your fault for opressing us for 300years

That's the thing, rather enhancing their inherent skill they just go to [known universities] and can't take the bants. Retards want privilege for the sake of it rather the privilege for their hard work.

I miss the great royally inbred Spanish Empire

delet these!

If you have no nose does that mean you're mouth-breather?

"Opressing"

Me and my younger sister licked each other's you-know-what parts. It can't be helped that we were innocent in those days. Discovering our body, it's all part of growing up.

please don't bully flip-chan

I just means I'm great at holding my breath~~

What do you want us to use then raping,
Destroying.

Hi just wanna ask why you flips are such niggers here and in Aus

Baka.

Hmph!

I just wanna cum all over you.

So hot. It's making me hard now

>tfw got an assingment from my teacher yesterday
>tfw still not done yet and is due tommorow

FUCK

What? Did your schools taught you that you took good care of the Philippines? We wouldn't have revolted if you did, also you suck as a colonizer tbqh senpai

filipinos are more powerful than australians, family.
we're taking over your country

Rephrase that so it makes some sense.

Kill yourself. No one cares what you think, retard.

>tfw have to move out of my accommodation soon
>tfw have to use storage because parents won't drive here to pick me and my shit
>tfw I think I had more things than I expected
>tfw have to throw my Goodmans stereo, books, rice cooker and some old clothes
>I'm not even sure if this will fit

W-Well...

I wouldn't mind...

I guess...

You seem upset, did a spaniard pay your little sister for sex?

You can always use big yellow storage :3

Good girl, I'll kiss you all over and drink from your fountain as your reward

Now it is when you posted

>big yerrow storage
I looked at the Portsmouth review and it's shit, I found a cheaper storage.

Eww.. why?

I think there's an Arab kid shouting outside my window, pls hug me I'm scared

It's the only one I can use ;__;

Also have you done anything sexual to your sister? This is an incest thread now

Ngggghh....

T-That's lewd...

ASEAN NUMBAH ONE!
ASEAN NUMBAH ONE!
ASEAN NUMBAH ONE!

Don't worry

I'm here to give sakurahime a kiss

Hmmph, we can always go out together on a date first I guess

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/asean/ is the sluttiest general on Sup Forums holy shit

I love licking my female cousin's butthole in front of her parents.