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Our next president edition

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sucks

good OP

good lad

>peace be upon him

The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake
PD. i really want trump to become the next prez

I'm not gay guys I promise

Why are you not voting for Hillary?

t. poofter

Neither am I but my boyfriend is a fucking fag

Even I could never sink that low

>the chimpout going on right now because the AVGN guy said he won't review the new ghostbusters movie

well if he reviewed it he would inevitably call it shit and be doxxed and crucified by a bunch of sjw feminazis

so really he took the high road by not swimming or boating in shit creek

>be doxxed and crucified by a bunch of sjw feminazis
thats exactly whats going on right now
he never mentions the female cast but theyre calling him sexist

Let them chimpout, that film should not be happening.

where is the chimpout?

/NewSpain/

They actively seek out targets now.

Shits gotten disturbing and they have a lot more pull than they should when it comes to media.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Old Spain

what went wrong?

Do you support Trump?

Querétaro, México.

Took this pic on my way to school today.

words are just sounds buzzing through the air
they mean nothing

Build wall

Why can't phonefags just fuck off?

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he's a big guy

>image.jpg

>Date: August 2013
Old stats. Now there is lower unemployment rate.

>what went wrong?
The housing bubble fucked us real hard.

>tripfag

there's something particularly bizarre about this picture, i am in a strange way captivated every time i see it

Build wall

I'm doing a service to you ungrateful shitcunts.
This shit is on life support.
I'll drop the gimmick when the time is right.

Fuck you guys
Trump is great

youre incapable of dropping the gimmick

you are the gimmick

youtu.be/WYssg_MCmBo?t=784

go to 13:10

MAGA
youtu.be/xKOQdcVoRys

>tfw New England will never be independent

Im leaving 4c*an desu. I just need to block it on my phone

You'll come back. They always come back.

>mexicans literally consume human feces regularly and consider it a traditional meal

>mfw haven't slept in almost 30 hours

>leaving Sup Forums

>melts in your mouth, not in your hand!
>if you hold it for too long the dye comes off
?????

You'll be back

someone tell me it will be alright and I'll find a solution

>Im leaving 4c*an desu. I just need to block it on my phone

shit tastes pretty good Xd

Maybe during the election or the happenings

I did it buds

I don't remember my true voice

Nice proxy, Fritz.

>Nice proxy, Fritz
este peruANO infeliz, cree k soy proxy X dRoss

can anyone give me 500 dollars?
i need to buy some things

habla Inglés you autistic taco

I will give you $200 if you cut off a finger

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No

mean

>Go to Canada for vacation
>Everything looks so beautiful enjoying myself
>Suddenly a loud-ass alarm starts blaring
>Scared, don't know what's going on
>See all Canadians coming out of their homes
>They start consuming poop as if it's some kind of pagan festival
>I'm dumbfounded on what's going on
>Ask someone why are they doing this
>"Oh, haha, well this is the poop eating festival, it's a quite common tradition here haha"

Reminder that there are people who would actually vote Hillary over Trump or Bernie

>tfw murricans will ahve to collectively leave Sup Forums forever in shame after clinton gets elected
the end

I'm loving these so much

>I'm loving these so much

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NEW
>NEW
NEW

retard

What the fuck are you doing? Enjoy getting hotpocketed.

>Parents had to put down my dog while I am out of state for college
>I have strep throat
>I have finals

fuck

Hey Juan hold this sign and look sad or I swear to god I'll send you back to actual Mexico so fast it will make your sombrero spin

this is my favorite. incredibly high quality shitpost

WE

WILL

reported

I want to be American!

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I am not who people think I am

well i'm sorry to hear that

>I am not who people think I am

>Canadian
I am sorry to you as well

Malik is my favourite yank.

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>c*nada
LMAO

>BalaclavaLad

>be a child
>have trouble sleeping
>sleep for 7 hours most nights
>be an adult
>sleep up to 11 hours at a time
what did I mean by this

no I'M your favorite yank

what sentiment is this povertykick gif trying to convey

I love fat asses

>it's literally 2016
>i still have to pay for food, water, shelter, medicine, and education

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

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thanks

Sorry you have to be a functional human being.

Thinking about remaking an OKC account. Convince me not to lads

dont

thinking of doing the same. never tried it, but hoping i can pull some fatties

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settle down bern victim

There's literally nothing wrong with fapping to traps