Why do Finnish people sound like robots?
Why do Finnish people sound like robots?
William Carter
Evan Reed
Finland don't exist.
They say that the actual 'place of Finland' is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there it's not like they would notice.
World maps are altered as it's a U.N conspiracy to keep people believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to do.
Finland's main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they're a main player in this.
Now as for 'why' people would want to invent Finland as a country that's a bit more in depth and there's a few reasons as to why Sweden and Russia go along with it but it's mostly to do with Japanese fishing rights.
You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales would they?
The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there owns a Nokia phone' apparently.
The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.
What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.
There are loads more that they go on about but I can't remember it all at the moment.
Jayden Morgan
shut it down
Brandon Sanders
t. Swede
Oliver Hughes
...
Robert Reyes
I wish I was a Japanese
Nathan Long
Finnish language doesn't put emphasis on any syllable, it's perfetly comprehensible even when spoken monotonicly
Isaiah Thompson
*monotonically
Blake Nelson
I noticed this too. Finns sound like robots because Finns are autistic retards who spend all day isolated and drunk their cabins whereas Swedish sounds very musical and lively because Swedes are always socializing.
Brody James
It's language, you dumb fuck
Josiah Morales
They sound musical and lively because Muhammad drilled it into them.
Aaron Anderson
*the language
Jesus Christ, my spelling is shit today
Camden Myers
>Swedish sounds very musical and lively
dont you mean gay?
Joshua Brooks
NOW WE RUN
Brandon Torres
Maybe they are robots??hmmm
Kayden Howard
>finns
>human
Parker Butler
shhhhh
Nathaniel Morgan
Swedish can sound pretty desu
Kayden Martinez
t. Göran från Närpes
Colton Davis
but I'm a semi normie and never complain about having no gf
Hunter Murphy
It's so fucking cold in the winters that our lips, cheeks and tongues freeze so that we can only make monotone robotic sounds. That's why we don't have these fancy letters like b, c, f, g, q, w, z. Too hard to pronounce them
Caleb Roberts
"robot" is a Czech word, please cease using it without proper authorisation and paying license fee
Jackson Reed
I actually knew this! ;)
Robota - Work amirite?
Isaac Howard
Finland is much better though
Nicholas Turner
Robota is a medieval forced serf work. Normal work is práce.
Nicholas Stewart
>acquire czech worker
>he only requires electricity
can't make this shit up famperhe
Robert Ross
ok sorry
thx thx
Adam Perry
Who's that Finnish youtuber who has the robotic accent and his videos are related to tech stuff?
Anthony Walker
Finns are robotic because they're emotionless gooks. They're monotone like their fellow mongoloid nips: "It•is•bery•regretbull•situation" Zzzz BORING
Daniel Hughes
Is Finland like the third world country of the
Scandinavian countries ?
Liam Hill
literally all of them
John Gonzalez
>Finland
>Scandinavia
Carter Cruz
Even though we have some of the scandinavian mountains inside our borders, we are not scandis.
And yes, we are the niggers of nordics because we speak a language thats totally different from their language group. Also le epic mongol meme :DD
Oliver Jones
FREE STYLA
RIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY TONGUE
IN STEREO WITH THE FREE STYLA
Easton Perez
Luis Fisher
Awkward and funny english skills
Connor Kelly
Autism and the fact they are not used to talk.
Jeremiah Cruz
At least post the original.
Ayden Richardson
Veri fanni inglis :DD
Joshua Brooks
rude
Christopher Johnson
This guy is a retard. Finns didn't get the memo they had to return to Mongolia to elect a new Khan and just stayed in Europe.
Daniel Butler
If Finnish sounds robotic then so do we
Brandon Watson
Eli Stewart
You decided that we're white, not us :^)
Carson Martin
DIS MARNING AY BOJLIN MA KÅÅÅFI MASHEEN
Connor Rivera
This one?
youtube.com
Michael Miller
MarkoRepairs
Luis Robinson
Pretty much
youtube.com
Brody White
Bisqwit
Samuel Morgan
t: Reddit
Joseph Nguyen
never 4 get
Noah Ortiz
Yeah that's the one
Carter Robinson
That armor has a chink in it.