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Ethnics in

yanks OUT

bit early innit

soon

hungry af

youtube.com/watch?v=CU7Q0L9sWIQ

important post

ummmmmmmm yes it does?! for me at least anyway...

why would i lie about that!

Is Amsterdam in there
Noncey fuckers OUT

what are those little lines over the water? do they represent tunnels?

You need to fold the tp up and only wet the edge and then fold the wet bit over onto the dry bit

just get a bidet man

wet wipes clog the sewer systems anyway because they don't break down like tp does

Same thing happens to me too lad
They must use tree bark for tp in direland

dykes

Where will you be when the muslims attack London?

Berms I presume, for future construction of polders

Interview at 11am

LADS
youtube.com/watch?v=AIyJOp-tK0k

Anyone have any idea why this doesn't appear to be on the internet?

>Dykes

Fuck off shitlord

Is it spooky driving through the sea like that?

the jews

ok i'll try that next time i do a poo, i'm not very optimistic about it though.

i'm still living at home and i don't think my mum would pay to get one installed.

and it says they're flushable on the packet.

Thought that was a plane from the thumbnail

I knew it

Literally no clue lad. spent ages a few weeks ago looking for information and the most i could find out is that its been shown at festivals. MIght be due to legal stuff because of Scientology's massive use of lawyers to stifle any criticism

>and it says they're flushable on the packet.
yeah they're flushable but they fuck with the sewer system

Try it after the initial wipes just at the end

"neger" is unironically still a PC word here, no one would probably care if you'd call someone a dyke

not really, water has never gone over it, not even in storm

bit gutted, sounds great.

hope it gets released/leaked

ah yes, i knew they were too good to be true

i'll tell mum not to buy them anymore then

alright i'll give it a go :)

going to ireland today lads

what to expect

we can probably just watch the Dutch version desu. It says on his twitter that it went on 'general release' there on the 5th of may. Not sure if that means cinemas etc though

Niggers with white skin

apparently it's pretty disappointing anyway; he can't get access so just spends his time trying to get close to them (and failing) & having minor arguments that don't reveal much.
Couple friends saw a screening at a film fest.

Pretty bleak atmosphere imo

To arrive in Ireland

glad me and that irish lad managed to convince my fellow bruce that he doesn't need wet wipes to achieve a clean arse after doing a poo

depends where you're from

>Carry On films set for big screen return

bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36316574

>We won't be trying to find new Sids or Kenneths - we're looking to create a whole new ensemble of brilliant British comedic actors. No stunt casting. No big American stars.
>"This will be British film at its best, as the truly remarkable heritage deserves."

This is gonna flop so hard

I'm fine with Dutch subs if I could find a link.
I see, still.. It's a Louis Theroux documentary, usually worth watching.

I bet the whites did this

nee

>Nieuwkasteel
koek

Excited to watch Swiss Army Man desu

because it's not had a general release yet you absolute spacker

documentaries get played at film festivals for 6 months -> 1 year before general release

dooeing a pooen

^dutch for "doing a poo"

French people can't spell worth a shit

>Wales and Northwest England is fuckinG empty

Fuck off Nederdraad REEEEEEEEEEE

extremely correct

Oh, so definitely not the Jews then?

having a wank

hebben een ruk

Netherlands more like Negerlands

do you type with a speech impediment

help windows is trying to turn me into a normie

Wife just told me she's going to spend the weekend at her ex's house to see her son. Isn't she a great mum. :)

Australië meer als Ausfaalië

Tell Windows to fuck orf

I haven't signed into facebook for like a year and most of my friends probably think I'm dead or ignoring them since they don't even know I live in Korea lmao

ja natuurlijk

youtu.be/yn6k4iRIxbU

what the fuck did you just say you god damned clogwog

fight me

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me in the white ute lads

Bet if you signed in now you wouldn't even have any messages

sounds like an avoidant personalty disorder

t. bed psychologist

what do you teach over there btw?

>aaaaaaaaa doika doooooooooowa doika wwwwwwawawa doika schhhhweed doika

ah yes the "dutch" laguage

Liverpool>Leverpoel
Manchester>Maankaster
Chester>Kaster
Birmingham>Berenum
Bristol>Brestouw

Accidentally right swiped my sister's best mate haha kill me now

>accidentally

>windows gebruiken
je bent al een normaaltje, vuile kangoeroe

>aaawww haw haw put le cigarette in le babies mouth aw haw haw

ah yes the "french" language (or rather 'le guage')

Least it's a closely related language and not, pfft, French

(Map of French versions of British placenames when?)

kanker slag desu

mongool

>aw jeeze louise tyler you really oughta not cuss, ese

ah yes the "american" language

>hij ziet niet eens het verschil tussen Nederlands en frans

kankermongool

Who the fuck are you????!

Might kiss a few birds today just because I feel like it

>*toilet flush*

That's the Aussie language


The whole place is made of toilet paper, because it's full of crap

>sacre bleu! le fuck et toi?! oui oui!

shots fired

I meant English and Dutch are closely related, froggie.

they're all the same except
London > Londres
Dover > Douvres
Edinburg > Édinbourg

Yes accidentally you fucking kangaroo fuck.

Not saying I wouldn't bang her like a screen door in a hurricane if she was DTF, it's just I know she doesn't like me.

ay yes american """banter"""

waar zie je mij frans spreken, vetzak?

>*toilet flush*

haha Blake i just did such a LAAAAAARGE crap!!!!! dont tell mom i cussed though cause ill get grounded and not get my allowance!

GF just sent me this lads, what do you think?

I swiped right on your mum

>it's just I know she doesn't like me.

well then shes not going to swipe right to you is she? how do you autists function

Had a dream that I had a huge nosebleed and blocked the toilet with tissues and it overflowed

WAHEY

I think you're a fucking nonce that should be castrated and put on a register

Depression, bleak weather, angry demanding women. Drink plenty to block it out

I also fear that too lmao

Not really, just not interested in reading dumb shit people post

I teach maths and physics alevels

>vaalmuiden
wat

End your pathetic life

I've taken well over the toxic dosage, the drugs still aren't working even with alcohol.

I'm sensing some Freudian feelings here..something about poop?

I think it's time for your weekly ass wiping, because that post stunk