Soon edition
/brit/
Ethnics in
yanks OUT
bit early innit
soon
hungry af
important post
ummmmmmmm yes it does?! for me at least anyway...
why would i lie about that!
Is Amsterdam in there
Noncey fuckers OUT
what are those little lines over the water? do they represent tunnels?
You need to fold the tp up and only wet the edge and then fold the wet bit over onto the dry bit
just get a bidet man
wet wipes clog the sewer systems anyway because they don't break down like tp does
Same thing happens to me too lad
They must use tree bark for tp in direland
dykes
Where will you be when the muslims attack London?
Berms I presume, for future construction of polders
Interview at 11am
LADS
youtube.com
Anyone have any idea why this doesn't appear to be on the internet?
>Dykes
Fuck off shitlord
Is it spooky driving through the sea like that?
the jews
ok i'll try that next time i do a poo, i'm not very optimistic about it though.
i'm still living at home and i don't think my mum would pay to get one installed.
and it says they're flushable on the packet.
Thought that was a plane from the thumbnail
I knew it
Literally no clue lad. spent ages a few weeks ago looking for information and the most i could find out is that its been shown at festivals. MIght be due to legal stuff because of Scientology's massive use of lawyers to stifle any criticism
>and it says they're flushable on the packet.
yeah they're flushable but they fuck with the sewer system
Try it after the initial wipes just at the end
"neger" is unironically still a PC word here, no one would probably care if you'd call someone a dyke
not really, water has never gone over it, not even in storm
bit gutted, sounds great.
hope it gets released/leaked
ah yes, i knew they were too good to be true
i'll tell mum not to buy them anymore then
alright i'll give it a go :)
going to ireland today lads
what to expect
we can probably just watch the Dutch version desu. It says on his twitter that it went on 'general release' there on the 5th of may. Not sure if that means cinemas etc though
Niggers with white skin
apparently it's pretty disappointing anyway; he can't get access so just spends his time trying to get close to them (and failing) & having minor arguments that don't reveal much.
Couple friends saw a screening at a film fest.
Pretty bleak atmosphere imo
To arrive in Ireland
glad me and that irish lad managed to convince my fellow bruce that he doesn't need wet wipes to achieve a clean arse after doing a poo
depends where you're from
>Carry On films set for big screen return
bbc.com
>We won't be trying to find new Sids or Kenneths - we're looking to create a whole new ensemble of brilliant British comedic actors. No stunt casting. No big American stars.
>"This will be British film at its best, as the truly remarkable heritage deserves."
This is gonna flop so hard
I'm fine with Dutch subs if I could find a link.
I see, still.. It's a Louis Theroux documentary, usually worth watching.
I bet the whites did this
nee
>Nieuwkasteel
koek
Excited to watch Swiss Army Man desu
because it's not had a general release yet you absolute spacker
documentaries get played at film festivals for 6 months -> 1 year before general release
dooeing a pooen
^dutch for "doing a poo"
French people can't spell worth a shit
>Wales and Northwest England is fuckinG empty
Fuck off Nederdraad REEEEEEEEEEE
extremely correct
Oh, so definitely not the Jews then?
having a wank
hebben een ruk
Netherlands more like Negerlands
do you type with a speech impediment
help windows is trying to turn me into a normie
Wife just told me she's going to spend the weekend at her ex's house to see her son. Isn't she a great mum. :)
Australië meer als Ausfaalië
Tell Windows to fuck orf
I haven't signed into facebook for like a year and most of my friends probably think I'm dead or ignoring them since they don't even know I live in Korea lmao
ja natuurlijk
what the fuck did you just say you god damned clogwog
fight me
fb.com
me in the white ute lads
Bet if you signed in now you wouldn't even have any messages
sounds like an avoidant personalty disorder
t. bed psychologist
what do you teach over there btw?
>aaaaaaaaa doika doooooooooowa doika wwwwwwawawa doika schhhhweed doika
ah yes the "dutch" laguage
Liverpool>Leverpoel
Manchester>Maankaster
Chester>Kaster
Birmingham>Berenum
Bristol>Brestouw
Accidentally right swiped my sister's best mate haha kill me now
>accidentally
>windows gebruiken
je bent al een normaaltje, vuile kangoeroe
>aaawww haw haw put le cigarette in le babies mouth aw haw haw
ah yes the "french" language (or rather 'le guage')
Least it's a closely related language and not, pfft, French
(Map of French versions of British placenames when?)
kanker slag desu
mongool
>aw jeeze louise tyler you really oughta not cuss, ese
ah yes the "american" language
>hij ziet niet eens het verschil tussen Nederlands en frans
kankermongool
Who the fuck are you????!
Might kiss a few birds today just because I feel like it
>*toilet flush*
That's the Aussie language
The whole place is made of toilet paper, because it's full of crap
>sacre bleu! le fuck et toi?! oui oui!
shots fired
I meant English and Dutch are closely related, froggie.
they're all the same except
London > Londres
Dover > Douvres
Edinburg > Édinbourg
Yes accidentally you fucking kangaroo fuck.
Not saying I wouldn't bang her like a screen door in a hurricane if she was DTF, it's just I know she doesn't like me.
ay yes american """banter"""
waar zie je mij frans spreken, vetzak?
>*toilet flush*
haha Blake i just did such a LAAAAAARGE crap!!!!! dont tell mom i cussed though cause ill get grounded and not get my allowance!
GF just sent me this lads, what do you think?
I swiped right on your mum
>it's just I know she doesn't like me.
well then shes not going to swipe right to you is she? how do you autists function
Had a dream that I had a huge nosebleed and blocked the toilet with tissues and it overflowed
WAHEY
I think you're a fucking nonce that should be castrated and put on a register
Depression, bleak weather, angry demanding women. Drink plenty to block it out
I also fear that too lmao
Not really, just not interested in reading dumb shit people post
I teach maths and physics alevels
>vaalmuiden
wat
End your pathetic life
I've taken well over the toxic dosage, the drugs still aren't working even with alcohol.
I'm sensing some Freudian feelings here..something about poop?
I think it's time for your weekly ass wiping, because that post stunk