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>ywn be a teenage boy in india in the 90s
>ywn wake up, throw on your chappals and a shirt and head out to meet your bros
>ywn be tight as fuck with your bros
>ywn be sexually repressed and without meaningful contact with girls
>ywn spend the long days playing cricket in the designated cricket streets
>before getting some pav-bhaji from the tiffin-wala
>ywn then go to finish off the day with some 3 hour long plotless bollywood film
>ywn walk back home with your bros singing your favourite bollywood films
/desi/
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>So many "ywn"s
I've done all of those things.
Also, friendly reminder that dalits are not invited.
yeah unfortunately i was born in the west
India looks like the smelliest country on earth. A few years back my dad watched a documentary about people going to India for some religious thing and the entire country looked disgusting. Just looking at the country made me want to vomit. I'd probably kill myself if I was Indian.
>tfw family left india just before i was born
Nice blog. Uptweeted and preserved.
should have just said
>ywn be a poverty stricken third worlder
and left it at that
Forgot to attach my dincharya.
feel free to leave for glorious india, friend
they don't need people with my masters degree there. they have enough people who can fuck with data and do econometrics
has modi given singal boi gf yet?
>ywn sell your boipussy to a british tourist
this is desi not asean senpai
>they don't need people with [western masters degree]
ahh yes i'm sure
>they don't need people with my masters degree
I've heard Modi plans on giving Raghuram Rajan the boot. Come home brown man and Make India Great Again.
they don't,
they need engineers, as I was alluding to the service sector in india already pretty saturated.
>21 years old
>becoming the head of the Indian Central Bank
Gujjus have special quota in the modi cabinet.
>tfw desi made it a few weeks ago
>tfw its dead again now
Re na abhi to party shuru hui hai
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Reddit out
/desi/ was a mistake
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Maybe
t. Jawahashahararalal Nehru
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>DOOM
>nehru
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reminder that brum used to be addicted to poppy seed tea two years ago on /brit/
Reminder that he is mainly south african not desi
t. Sa(dick) Khan
t. Brum
out
Lads, I'm starting to believe meme magic is real.
porkistan is that you using UK proxies
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Out.
>this thread
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Pls provide help. Who is pic related? Gib her insta/twitter pls
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why is it that literally every foreign post is just bulliyng or hurr durr help me get a brown gf
>beta males
Well we had a interesting discussion about traditional cremation some time back.
Because foreigners don't know anything serious or true about desi things, and generally don't care to know. You're on Sup Forums, don't expect serious discussion.
I'll cremate you in a second
some people come with interesting questions to be honest
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Indian technology was stolen by britain 2bh
I remember she had a tumblr, I could try and find it.
Lay off the poppy seed tea brum mate, not good for your cognition
WE WUZ
Mate you're south african moroccan why are you in this thread?
why are you begging it
im sri lankan you afrikaner nigger cunt
ok?
opiate addicted nigger go back to Africa you bitch slut
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>sri lankan
Kallu Mallu out
Out
Everyone knows this
you should kill yourself anyway :^)
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you're a very rude person, aren't you?
where did you find this pic of my gf!
auschwitz holocaust year book
>Top tier's waffen ss commanders
Fair truly is lovely huh
Based nepalbro
Nice one Brum
>Nice one Brum
what did he mean by this
>brum
its because the car was set in birmingham and i was from birmingham and the name of birmingham colloquially is brum.
>Indian technology was stolen by britain 2bh
I bet youre that type of moron to post shit like this
I'm precisely that type of moron
>1952
More like 1200bc
banter mate all just banter like your empire stole our spices and gold,it was just a banter
>your empire
who do you think you're speaking to
>tfw no brown gf
to almighty Jesús
like this
>Christian Mallu music
JUST
>south India
>*sigh*
you guys are probably wondering how i came across this?
well let me show you the extent of south indian autism, well take a look at this
Kid has pretty good flow. Needs a good ghostwriter and he could be a good rapper after his voice matures a bit.
KEK, I remember seeing that a long time ago.
if you say so dre
>I dindu nuffin
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I just don't get all the hate on Youtube. The kids are just having fun.
aight' we get it you need some support matty b
Yesudas is christian, no?
Christian Indians in general are cringey as fuck.
YESUdas
so yes
even though he sings overtly hindu music.
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lit af
Yeah. Yesudas is really good. He's an exception. Also he didn't exclusively sing Christian music.
Dead post
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I'm going to bed and if I see this thread archived with 60 percent or more posts being made by Indians, I will fucking dox the next Indian I find in CSGO. I am so done with this shit. Goodbye you fucking faggots. I hate you all get a life
Here you go
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she's a rasheeda right?
Yeah i think so
Thanks Ameribro
ffs why is every attractive desi chick an attentionwhore tumblrina?
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>art student
dropped
Np
She likes Berserk and she's cute.
I'd go for her