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cara

crayon pop

karen

Gave the girlfriend's dick a hearty suck

janny's going to have an absolute MELTDOWN

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

asdfg

Heard she's a bit of a spoiled brat tbqh.

Feds wanna shift man, wanna strip man. But I ain't no Chippendale

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not sure if i like the "o shit its dat boi" meme

Being forced to talk to the ex, kill me now

didn't ask

imgur.com/a/a1UQn

created an album for you bad boys x

Show off your dildos ;3 here's mineeee xx

bit small

>bragging on a channel for dirty cantanese fishingmen

kek he doesn't even look scrawny or something

...

pretty small

:333333

ya mams tits are small, but you don't see me complaining

>нε ∂ι∂η'т нαvε нιs мsη ηαмε lιкε тнιs
FOAL

been giving this quantum mechanics stuff a little read, i'm fairly sure it's all bullshit 2bh

here's a preview for those who are skeptical ;)

jej

muuuum
it happened again

it tickles my prosty lol x

>he even bothered to read it
you fell for the ruse my friend

>msn
I didn't have a single perrson to talk to on MSN until 2009.

i'm really tight, it's perfectly sized for mee ;p

this is over like 5000 dollars in rubber with a hole in it

>walking through town
>suddenly get slight pain in my left thigh
>gets worse and worse the more I walk
>gets to the point where I'm struggling to walk and have to sit down
>pain suddenly stops
>start walking again
>pain starts to build up again

Any idea what this is? Am I going to die?

someones at the door lads

please delete that because it'll encourage poleaboo

muscular dystrophy

doing a poo

yeah literally got to that bit about the ghost cat and knew it had to be a meme

Just fucking caned this lad in the leg with a poisoned dart haha
He was all like hobbling and shit hahaha

>Am I going to die?

We can only hope

>2009
wasn't msn pretty much dead at this point

>not having peng tings flash their tits on webcam

>muscular dystrophy
Silly cunt.

Me and you gonna have to step outside?

lol

sounds like thigh cancer
t. doctor

It was nice knowing you

Yes, it was. I believe I was forced to "upgrade" to Skype in 2011 or so. I got plenty of titties through email though. Still have them, I suppose, since I never got around to deleting the accounts or anything.

>Me and you gonna have to step outside?
what did he mean by this?

PLEASE POST THEM

It means he wants to go for another walk to stop his thigh cancer from flaring up

do you actually not know what it means?

>Me and you gonna have to step outside?
>Can't even walk
lol

>do you actually not know what it means?
wh di he me by th?

Any bluelight.ru users here?

Just read that foolsgold died, that poster was a complete legend

you can't just say that and not post them lad

>Still have them, I suppose

Work in an hour lads.
Anyone feel like covering my shift?

This is a SFW board lads. Can't be posting any pictures of girls with hairbrushes or bottles or any of that up their fannies or my name across their jubblies.

I can still walk well enough to sparko you, mate.

aren't these banned in Britain?

*walks slightly faster until you collapse and then curbstomps you*
heh nothin personell

>russia
aren't these banned on 4chin?

>user is it true you hate Russia and Russians?

cmon jani's busy fapping to cuckold porn

yes

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3596498/Polish-girl-Dagmara-Przybysz-complained-classroom-racism-dead-school.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

>Polish girl commits suicide after being overwhelmed by racism by white students in Cornwall

This makes Poleaboo happy

No need to leave the EU if we keep this up
Lure them in and break them

put it on imgur or in /britfeel/ and link it here lad

filtered

You can't even spell personal and think you have what it takes to come at me.

oh you poor wee bastard ye.

now you've done it

got invited to a discord
things are on the up and up

Twerk you Russian sluts and wax your pussy's

die barneyfag

Hello there newfriend

If I'm honest lads, I'm too much of a moralfag these days to be posting girls nudes. Sorry lads. Maybe some day I'll go back to being a wee cunt and then you might see them, but for now, moralfaggotry has me trapped.

refrain from typing a post directed at you-know-who

Might pop down to sainsburys, feeling a little depressed and need to cheer myself up with food.
What should I get lads?

1 down, 999,999 to go

Billy Bear ham

absolute drip

IT'S A MEME YOU DIP

Sad as fuck. Dude was crippled with drug addiction and was homeless. found dead this year

bluelight.org/vb/threads/787882-Rest-in-Peace-Foolsgold/

was literally the most based druggie there has ever been

We doing this or what?

Come outside and have a chat with me..

cornetto choc n ball

doubt you actually have any you nonce

I'm going to make a political party called "Right For Europe" and it's focus will be to become the largest group in the European parliament.

What do you think, lads?

tldr: it didn't happen

Hows it going lads

i-know-who-you-are-talking-about

*speaks in tongues*

Pretty good lad, just ate a rustlers burger

Who?

>'I want to make him happy': Loose Women's Saira Khan admits she has given her husband permission sleep with another woman because she's lost her sex drive

WEEEW

would lick her moustache if i'm being perfectly honest

Rorke.

Sad but true.

You can believe what you want lads. I'm not so naive to fall for such obvious reverse psychology.

Step by step, I have arrived at the conviction that the aims of Communism in Europe are sinister and fatal. At the Nuremberg trials I, together with my Russian Colleagues, condemned Nazi aggression and terror. I believe now that Hitler and the German people did not want war. But we declared war on Germany, intent on destroying it, in accordance with our principle of the balance of power, and we were encouraged by the Jews around Roosevelt. We ignored Hitler's pleading not to enter into war. Now we are forced to realize that Hitler was right. He offered us the co-operation of Germany: instead, since 1945, we have been facing the immense power of the Soviet Empire. I feel ashamed and humiliated to see that the aims we accused Hitler of are being relentlessly pursued now, only under a different label.

t. Sir Hartley Shawcross

>not being a bluelighter the most based forum on the internet other than Sup Forums

How's /gf2016/ going lads?