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this is now a taytay thread fuck you scousers

>3 fucking 1

taytay is queen

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did the man kick the ball again?

why didn't that dutch autist post his uggo waifu this time

keep muttering "ah yes" under my breath at things

extremely autistic

is westmidslad the best poster?

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Delete this.

starting my new job as a mammographer tomorrow

Ah yes, very impressive

Just seen the Liverpool score

Howling

the worst

the irony

When did it happen to you?

people who operate mammographs are called x ray technicians you inane tosser

top 200 easy

lads

girl im talking to isn't a virgin yet i am

this is really bothering me

what do i do

nah mate I just hold the jubblies in place while they're waiting, don't go near the x-rays

le slippy FC

scared about starting work after uni

don't get it

stop talking to her and watch anime

stop being a pussy and get some pussy
or be a pussy, don't get any pussy and stay a bitter virgin

>that hand

for the love of god don't go in the old thread lads

is it a real job

what the fuck is wrong with your job market

Lord Salisbury attempts to arbitrate between proles and capitalists

Meanwhile trade fucks off to the continent

Are you worried you can't fulfill her sexual needs and underperform when the time comes?

need an emotionally damaged gf

normie detector is screaming at this poster

KLOPP OUT

genuinely don't understand how lad 18+ can be a virgin in this day and age

the slags are looser than they've ever been in history

>mfw

Probably social media

Trade is a beautiful woman, who is going away to the other countries while the UK has stalled

no, what's bothering me is the idea of some other guy always been her first time therefore more important to her than me

I hear they're (emotionally damaged girls) awful.

2009.

What's the problem?

does your gf call you daddy?

Get the fuck over yourself it's not his fault you're a loser and it's not her fault you didn't try hard enough

don't reply to him

post willy in lady pants

Good way to lose your dick.

resist the urge to converse with him, it benefits no one

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big poppa

He is looking for attention, do not indulge him

the "don't reply to him" meme is one of my favourites of the year so far

No, but you can have this

Most women don't treat their virginities the way they're treated by women in American teen movies m8.

me with the fedora post

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not a crazy one , just a qt suffering from poor self esteem/ insecurity that brings her down to my level

don't reply to him, runtposting and bollockposting are all incredible gimmicks and I hope they never end

he's so desperate for attention he even started dressing up as a girl

y-yes

>emotionally damaged
>not crazy
Pick one lad.

What happens in the highlands???

stupid fucking goy

kikes and pakis are both to be countered

post willy on r9k
need to see if you're cut

o.k. now give me one practical reason why moving to aberdeen isn't a good idea for a resourceful young man such as myself

about to do some motherfucking interpolating yeh!

then you're going to remain a virgin for ever

420 blaze it laddie

What happens in the highlands stays in the highlands

literally created that
now everyone is else is running with it my new counter-gimmick is to actually reply to him

Interpolating went shit after antics

She will always see herself as lower than you. Not in the way that she will be willing to please but she will constantly try to knock your confidence and be a total cunt around you. My ex was anorexic and she was lovely, but she was incapable of saying anything remotely nice and we broke up because I accidentally made a joke about her eating disorder

Tl;dr Girls can't handle bants

what was your lowest point lads?

my was fedoraposting my own post about a month. switched off the computer for a day after it.

nice legs, got kik? x

How's gf 2016 going ?

probably too expensive

Day 18 of not wanking is coming to a close.

Noticeable changes in my life since beginning not wanking / consuming any porn: I have a job now (was NEET when I began).

Current status: absolutely desperate for a wank.

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I always felt like a girl, this is always something I wanted to do

This place just gave me the confidence to express myself

I'm a paki, ofcourse I'm cut

wew aggressive counter gimmick

Nah I invented it check the archive 6 months ago

if anyone's going to the shop can they pick me up a 5/10 borderline autistic gf with no ambitions in life that will always be loyal to me?

cheers x

My holiday to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

don't want an ana gf. just one that was made to have abortion by her ex and now feels guilty and depressed

>all of the cucks who settled for losing their virginity to used goods desperately trying to convince people they're not failures

the best thing is they can never go back, once you settle, you settle, so all you can do is impotently scream at people still have a chance

>ywn have fun ever again

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I don't use kik but I'm not worth talking to until I'm further along the transition anyway

>Current status: absolutely desperate for a wank

prooooff?S?????

not sure what to make of this

>we will upgrade you to Windows 10 in 15 minutes

>This girl keeps spamming my phone with selfies and snapchats of her kissing other girls and asking if I like it
Fuck sake lads. I really don't like it, but I know for a fact that she's doing this for validation and if she doesn't get it, it's going to knock her hard as fuck. Not sure what to do.

Bit late to be going to the shops lad, it's nearly 12:00

anyone have any spare gfs?

lmao ahts lit pure heavy patter man us scotts man xD

pure slave societies have never truly been tried

Feel pretty bad for poleaboo, he seems nice but he's just such a fuck up and it makes me feel sick.