How do we save Venezuela?

How do we save Venezuela?

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>One had to have an almost-rupturing appendix removed without proper tools or sanitation. Another died because the blood bank was closed due to a public holiday, which was randomly called by the government to save electricity.

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Sounds like Russian Healthcare

We don't. They crash and burn, we steal their oil.

We should each save one Venezuelan qt - it would help them escape the place and it would solve our >tfw no gf problem

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>help them
>get blamed in the future for some stupid shit
>dont help them
>get blamed in the future for some stupid shit

why bother

Socialism, folks.

>opossums killing newborns at a hospital

did this actually happen?

they are coming to my country.

First we had peruanos, after that colombians and now venezueleans...

The good thing is that they hate argentina and want to go to their country

It's not REAL socialism

t. Bernouts

It wouldn't be surprising. Something similar happened in India

It's easy to laugh at people like Micheal Moore.

I don't know why I'm so surprised at how dark they are.

but look at them, they're poor
They would die anyway because they don't have enough money for healthcare

why do they look like monkeys

why do you think they're poor?
protip: it wasn't fault of le ebul gabitalists

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Venezuela also had slaves you know

Guess who uses their "excellent public healthcare" the most?

You cannot save people who are determined to screw themselves.

they just look like a weird mix. the face of mexicans, the skin of africans.

being socialist while your still developing doesnt exactly do great things to your country financially. If your gonna do socialism at least do what the scandis did and get rich before you do it

We have tons of peruvians, colombians and bolivians + 800K romanians and moeoccans + brits + Germans (Mallorca) + gabachos at Basque country.

Look argie, your sitution is not the worst

where are the venezuelans? I swear I would see some every so often on Sup Forums but now i never see them

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>tfw there were probably venezuelan anons that have died that used to post here

no pls

That or the power is just out for a hastily called public "holiday".

I'm doing my part and dating one. Top qt and a massive butt, it's great.

are peruvians/bolivians a bad thing? what do they do?
daily blackouts imposed by the govt might explain it.
this is too sad man

Fuuuuuaaaark

That's the face of american imperialism destroying small countries

A country worse than my country, hmmm...
But no they are live in tropics.

its a socialist country you stupid faggot

ie the stupid bolshevik dogshit your jews invented in 1917 and infested the world with

>it's all le imperialists/kulaks/speculants/bitniks/reactionaries/nationalists' fault!

> 2016

> russians are guilty in venezuela's poverty

but wait, we r irrelevant now, their biggest oppressor is the USA

>russians
kek

russians are the victims
jews are the perpetrators

it's you who started this "le let's blame other country for this country's problems!" idiocy

This is false of murica that they are buying Oil for not fair cash.
but venezuela only market for selling Oil os only usa market because europe is too far away, even if we buying Oil here for 3x more, transport costs are too big.

look, everyone, it's anatoly the asshurt again!

Average latino is better than eastern european (not all) and of course muslims and other shit from áfrica

> russians are the victims

Yes, we are the biggest victims of communism.

Germans sent lenin here in a wagon during (!) ww1.

> it's you who started this "le let's blame other country for this country's problems!" idiocy

> implying other countries can't do shit and damage your country's economy

Zambos possibly, the lowest tier peoples mixing together to create a new weird thing

I thought they send lenin in a train

Idk but they are comming here to take er jobs!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=toL1tXrLA1c

sure, Americans are behind Chavez and Maduro

>civil war happens
>we invade
>take some more clay and oil

Let it burn...

sure

only a small number of russians supported the bolshevik revolution - and they only supported it because they were promised a much better life

jews ran the entire thing

oh

usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/05/18/venezuela-food-shortages-cause-some-hunt-dogs-cats-pigeons/84547888/

maybe if starts to boil over obama can fast track some more refugees into the country before his term ends.

which is more popular in argentina, simpsons or south park?

hopefully they learn their lessons and overthrow the socialist, populist shitheads at the office; still, it would be hard to bounce back from this

yeah, because what America needs is more latino freeloaders
how deluded can you liberals be exactly?

They supported dictators all over the world.

> le americans fight for democracy and freedom only meme
> 2016


Yes!!
First commander of red army was latvian. Lenin's personal guards were latvians. 6 out of 12 murderers of tsar were latvians

WE dindu nufing

i think he was being sarcastic

>its another US gets blamed to literally everyones fucking problems episode

>americans aren't so good as media portray them, what can I do to change that image?
>oh I know, I can blame them for shit they had no control over

So solve oppression with more oppression???
GOOD IDEA

Best friend of murricans

fought with commies

"How fresh is the beef here?"

So what's the story here?

shut up democraticuck

Google the picture you lazy nigger

Cow escapes from crashed livestock truck in Germany and goes into a supermarket

Arrest all gommunists
Stop blaming everything on America

>Colombia
Nigga you guys also have democracy you hypocrite fuck

>mfw Amazon between them and us

Colombia sure will love some refugees :DDD

Fuck you, you're not my real mom

>killed communist scum and freed the economy
>hurr durr oppreshun!!

too bad you're a jew

This desu

So this... is the power... of socialism

They are just fucking autistic """""funny"""" tweets with the pic...

Tell the story behind little piece of trash or I'll kill your daddy while he sleeps.

You're back!!!

Venezuelans hate Colombia, so they won't come here, and the ones that don't are already here

I was being facetious

Don't know wether to blame America or absolute socialism on this one.

I blame both.

But they will anyway. Unless they want to die by the wildlife or get shot in the amazon.

carajo se los borraron de nuevo

It's not socialism though. Embargoes did this.

i don't think you realise how much a lot of Venezuelans hate Colombia, if they wanted to come here we will already have a lot of them, even thought they would adapt very well since we are almost the same

>muh embargos
so how many more excuses will you make up to justify and defend that shitty system one more time?

why the hate?

Your economy is fucked anyway so I doubt they are leaving for Brazil, maybe three years ago

Then where they'll go?

Some clay shit.

But it really is embargoes.
>muh embargoes
That's not an argument, you mouthy, Slav dog.

Yep, but we're norway compared to them and our economy is starting to breathe again with the new govt.

>but it's really not socialism's fault I swear!!
not an argument either

I don't think so.. facebook com/groups/4871119332/

idrktbh i think it's because of Chavez, he had a lot of problems with Uribe and gave a bad view of Colombia to Venezuelans

>maduro will never ever give up
>the right wing will literally never take venezuela again


feels good

I didn't know there were so many fucking commies on Sup Forums. It disappoints me

Embargoes really did do it though. Every nation that attempts socialism gets embargoed to shit and then people like you fall for the "socialism causes shortages" myth. How's that saying go? "The Pole has a large mouth, but there is nothing behind it" I see it's completely true.

Sorry to disappoint you, but if you want a circlejerk or an echo chamber, you're gonna have to head over to reddit.com or Sup Forums.

Yugoslavia had socialism and traded with both the west and the warsaw pact countries. Literally every country that has that kind of extreme socialism has fallen apart, because non-chinese people 1. Aren't ants and 2. You need a strong, charismatic dictator to pull that shit off, and then shit goes tits up when they die.

youtube.com/watch?v=RAJ_n_CMAjU

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Chilean here. Fuck off and die.