really old cricket edition
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SISSY BRIT BOYS
>since Germany lost the last war they started
[citation needed]
My great uncle John told me he once played a cricket match that went on for a whole month while he was stationed in India. Never told me who won either.
Thanks for reading!
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That picket fence is making me diamonds.
Germany losing world war one doesn't need a citation m8 it's quite well known
anime tobeh
was on about the them starting it part x
Don't you ever, ever talk ill of Mr Bean ever again, you fat, mutilated cock, globule of shit.
that's war though.
curtis le may post war
>Killing Japanese didn't bother me very much at that time... I suppose if I had lost the war, I would have been tried as a war criminal.... Every soldier thinks something of the moral aspects of what he is doing. But all war is immoral and if you let that bother you, you're not a good soldier.
THE FUCKING BIRDS HAVE AWOKEN IM UP AT EIGHT U CUNTS
*bowls you a doosra*
They do, ditto Rockall.
All islands belong to us.
business idea: see if i can get some food
Rasheed.
enfield service station
I don't know why the fuck I'm here in the first place
My worst day on this Earth was my first birthday
love this gimmick
always make me giggle 2bh
Used to play cricket at school
Met Brian Lara once
Here you go
Rasheed
There's finally going to be some test cricket after months.
Pretty cool, was it in the UK?
t. rasheed
Nah lad, in Pakistan where I grew up
Nice one lad
Pot a Rustlers in the microwave.
are you memeing
everyday im rustlin
RASHEEED
Frozen burritos desu
Imagine if your mum was like this
Yeah it was in the UK
bit cold in
frozen burritos
You are here to spite your enemies. Every breath you take causes them anger. Embrace that, take joy from it.
Not An Argument
convinced my mum to vote ukip but she never votes 2bh
Josie mentioned
can always count on thailad to take the obvious baits fuck me
Where in Christs name is he going to get that spic meme food in Spain at 04:17?
*fucks you*
We don't live in a democracy for reasons very different to hers.
She is a spacker of epic proportions.
My house
Might just go warm em myself because fuck you
Just been raped by a Thai pedo ama
need a repressed gf
Josie has a point lad
How can UKIP get 13% of the vote but 1 MP
somethings not right there in my book tbqhwyf
You were mutilated as a baby in your most intimate area by your parents.
You are half a man.
2bf the Greens got fucked by Fptp not as much as yewwwkip but they got over a million votes and 1 mp
currently dipping a baguette into a jar in chocolate spread. order has been restored
She does have a point, even if you don't like her politics.
How did you know he was Thai?
He's such a mong, honestly one of the stupidest personalities we have here
well good morning
Nobody cares because you are probably the only one in the thread who has ever had one of your meme foods.
DELET THIS
Because our system is based on local representation and decisive government
*shows love for thailad*
Peoportional representation when?
The system is rigged to ensure those in power, stay in power.
What happened with UKIP should be a national outrage.
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>decisive government argument
sigh
NEED an av+ voting system for westminster gf
*tugs on thailad's foreskin before giving his willy a suck*
my mum was not even aware that labour is the pro-immigration party and the tories are the pretend to be anti-immigration but really still pro-immigration party
she basically told me she wants a labour government because she doesnt like immigration
fucking women
*goes OWw--oHHH*
Breaking News lads
*politely pinches you on the bum*
alri la
>get good grades
>go to college
>go to uni
>get a good job
>be a good wageslave
>put yourself in debt forever because of high house prices
>get a wife who will probably cheat on you
>have 3 kids and a dog
>barely have any money left after taxes and expenses
>no time to pursue hobbies because work too much
>no time to take care of essential needs like health because I can't be arsed after work
>get fat
>get old
>die
Why do people push this meme life so hard? It's no wonder why depression is so widespread
kek'd
Hello there.
Labour ran on an anti-immigration platform in 2015
really want a hairy gf
Literally not an argument.
no I wasn't you fucking queer
Don't get a wife and don't have kids
Get the bare minimum car and torrent all your entertainment
Cook your food and don't eat out
Rent and enjoy life
And the Americans prove once again that they are the worst posters on the site.
wot
she was referring to corbyn tho
>touch and take inappropriate pictures of children
>move to thailand
>???
Get a cat.
>There are Americans who have literally never seen a castle or cathedral
Hahaha hahaha
>get a wife
you lost me here
i saw both when i looked at your mom
could u not m8
Good luck getting a work permit with something like that on your record.
Deep in love with one of my best mates I think we both feel a connection
However don't want to fuck things up by telling her, can I still shag other girls or would that be cheating on her? I don't feel a connection with other girls like I do with her, could still go a shag though
It does make sense though if you think about it. Labour is meant to be for the workers who are the ones hurt the most by mass immigration and should be against it, whereas the tories should be for mass immigration as it's good for the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses.
No time soon, sadly.
>And the Americans prove once again that they are the only relevant posters on the site.
ftfy
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Because they can cash in votes with women and minorities by representing them.
It's a niche.
>she basically told me she wants a labour government because she doesn't like immigration
Why not? Nothing wrong with a secondary sexual characteristic all women have...
Oi Kev, whatchu hidin in the cupboard for?
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Labour don't stick up for the working class any more they stick up for minorities
They were merely returning home.
Cold in my bed
so lonely