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really old cricket edition

SISSY BRIT BOYS

>since Germany lost the last war they started

[citation needed]

My great uncle John told me he once played a cricket match that went on for a whole month while he was stationed in India. Never told me who won either.

Thanks for reading!

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That picket fence is making me diamonds.

Germany losing world war one doesn't need a citation m8 it's quite well known

anime tobeh

was on about the them starting it part x

Don't you ever, ever talk ill of Mr Bean ever again, you fat, mutilated cock, globule of shit.

that's war though.

curtis le may post war

>Killing Japanese didn't bother me very much at that time... I suppose if I had lost the war, I would have been tried as a war criminal.... Every soldier thinks something of the moral aspects of what he is doing. But all war is immoral and if you let that bother you, you're not a good soldier.

THE FUCKING BIRDS HAVE AWOKEN IM UP AT EIGHT U CUNTS

*bowls you a doosra*

They do, ditto Rockall.


All islands belong to us.

business idea: see if i can get some food

Rasheed.

enfield service station

I don't know why the fuck I'm here in the first place
My worst day on this Earth was my first birthday

love this gimmick

always make me giggle 2bh

Used to play cricket at school
Met Brian Lara once

Here you go

Rasheed

There's finally going to be some test cricket after months.

Pretty cool, was it in the UK?

t. rasheed

Nah lad, in Pakistan where I grew up

Nice one lad

Pot a Rustlers in the microwave.

are you memeing

everyday im rustlin

RASHEEED

Frozen burritos desu

Imagine if your mum was like this

Yeah it was in the UK

bit cold in
frozen burritos

You are here to spite your enemies. Every breath you take causes them anger. Embrace that, take joy from it.

Not An Argument

convinced my mum to vote ukip but she never votes 2bh

Josie mentioned

can always count on thailad to take the obvious baits fuck me

Where in Christs name is he going to get that spic meme food in Spain at 04:17?

*fucks you*

We don't live in a democracy for reasons very different to hers.

She is a spacker of epic proportions.

My house
Might just go warm em myself because fuck you

Just been raped by a Thai pedo ama

need a repressed gf

Josie has a point lad

How can UKIP get 13% of the vote but 1 MP

somethings not right there in my book tbqhwyf

You were mutilated as a baby in your most intimate area by your parents.

You are half a man.

2bf the Greens got fucked by Fptp not as much as yewwwkip but they got over a million votes and 1 mp

currently dipping a baguette into a jar in chocolate spread. order has been restored

She does have a point, even if you don't like her politics.

How did you know he was Thai?

He's such a mong, honestly one of the stupidest personalities we have here

well good morning

Nobody cares because you are probably the only one in the thread who has ever had one of your meme foods.

DELET THIS

Because our system is based on local representation and decisive government

*shows love for thailad*

Peoportional representation when?

The system is rigged to ensure those in power, stay in power.

What happened with UKIP should be a national outrage.

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>decisive government argument
sigh

NEED an av+ voting system for westminster gf

*tugs on thailad's foreskin before giving his willy a suck*

my mum was not even aware that labour is the pro-immigration party and the tories are the pretend to be anti-immigration but really still pro-immigration party

she basically told me she wants a labour government because she doesnt like immigration

fucking women

*goes OWw--oHHH*

Breaking News lads

*politely pinches you on the bum*

alri la

>get good grades
>go to college
>go to uni
>get a good job
>be a good wageslave
>put yourself in debt forever because of high house prices
>get a wife who will probably cheat on you
>have 3 kids and a dog
>barely have any money left after taxes and expenses
>no time to pursue hobbies because work too much
>no time to take care of essential needs like health because I can't be arsed after work
>get fat
>get old
>die

Why do people push this meme life so hard? It's no wonder why depression is so widespread

kek'd

Hello there.

Labour ran on an anti-immigration platform in 2015

really want a hairy gf

Literally not an argument.

no I wasn't you fucking queer

Don't get a wife and don't have kids

Get the bare minimum car and torrent all your entertainment

Cook your food and don't eat out

Rent and enjoy life

And the Americans prove once again that they are the worst posters on the site.

wot

she was referring to corbyn tho

>touch and take inappropriate pictures of children
>move to thailand
>???

Get a cat.

>There are Americans who have literally never seen a castle or cathedral

Hahaha hahaha

>get a wife
you lost me here

i saw both when i looked at your mom

could u not m8

Good luck getting a work permit with something like that on your record.

Deep in love with one of my best mates I think we both feel a connection

However don't want to fuck things up by telling her, can I still shag other girls or would that be cheating on her? I don't feel a connection with other girls like I do with her, could still go a shag though

It does make sense though if you think about it. Labour is meant to be for the workers who are the ones hurt the most by mass immigration and should be against it, whereas the tories should be for mass immigration as it's good for the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses.

No time soon, sadly.

>And the Americans prove once again that they are the only relevant posters on the site.

ftfy

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Because they can cash in votes with women and minorities by representing them.

It's a niche.

>she basically told me she wants a labour government because she doesn't like immigration

Why not? Nothing wrong with a secondary sexual characteristic all women have...

Oi Kev, whatchu hidin in the cupboard for?

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Labour don't stick up for the working class any more they stick up for minorities

They were merely returning home.

Cold in my bed
so lonely