/Brit/

Post fit edition

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cara

karen

Britain is a slave to America.

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broke my 10 day nofap

spoiler this armadillo

friend just emailed me a link to this song:

youtube.com/watch?v=x84m3YyO2oU

think it's a really nice song i reckon these guys will go far?

the so-called gf is toying with my emotions again

Corrie

what's your budget lad
monthly or up-front

praised allah all day t.bh

yes

t. doctor

who could have predicted that one of the largest rights movements in the world would become the right for a mother to kill her own unborn child
amazing stuff

xth for /lat/

bit early for it

what should i do?

gay porn doesn't do anything for me but maybe this is because im repressing feelings?

fucking hate the nation's bleeding heart muslim personality

aj

I think it was an awkward situation taking over your thoughts

overthinking it, like you are now

What did you lads think of this?

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07c6fjk/louis-theroux-a-different-brain

housemate has decided she's bisexual even though she has a bf

umm ok hun

bit sad really innit

come back in a few hours, and bring your friends

youtube.com/watch?v=6rgStv12dwA

banger alert

woop woop

yeh overthinking things is definitely a character trait of mine haha

quite sad t︃bh, especially the cornish normies

thoughts on joe rogan lads

>/Brit/
>B
>nigger edition

please don't make another edition you cretin

I NEED to know the name of a pornstar that looks like Anna Sophia Robb

>pepe bought laserdisc
silly frogger

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/r/doppelbangher

bit mental but i like some of his podcasts, especially the ones with joey diaz

The next one I make will say /twit/, just for you. And everyone will post in it ahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you monkey.

makes you think

banter

chip chip cheerio

good day out, isn't it my lads?

i dont get it im watching jre #695 with sebastian maniscalco and he's just handing out sebastian and that other guy weed edibles

whats the legality of weed like in california? feel free to chip in on this yanks

gonna ask her out today lads

wish me luck X

*posts fit*

he has a medical card iirc

good luck and don't come back

i'm the monkey?

Cowboy stew. Sounds pretty cool huh? It's not for Cowboys. It's not made by Cowboys. It's not stew. It's spagetti-o's ground beef, and wosesier sause. Girlfriends mother made it while we were dating in high school. 0/10.

Ninja edit: I tried 6 times to spell "W" sauce correctly. 6 times is my limit. I'm sure yall can figure out what I was referring to.

Edit 2: fuck you guys!! I tried my best. Of COURSE I tried Google to spell it right. I was spelling it so fucked up Google even laughed at me so I just let my spellcheck on my phone go crazy with it and hoped for the best.

>whats the legality of weed like in california?
Medical use only.

there's a moth spazzing out at my monitor RIGHT NOW but i'm gonna let the poor bastard live because i'm not a psychopath.

Gym slags are so fucking fit lads

haha

/fa/ just kills people's imagination

>tfw not running your hand through his qt floppy hair and pulling him to you for a rough kiss
>tfw not teasing and manhandling him so he feels small, owned, and flustered
>tfw not whispering sweet things in his ears and holding him so he melts in your arms
>tfw not constantly comparing your corresponding body parts to remind him how qt and petite he is
>tfw not lulling him into comfort and trust then getting him naked and making him do every lewd act you can think of
>tfw not makin him dress up in slutty clothing and threatening to parade him in public
>tfw not using you hands and mouth to leave marks all over his smooth, pale body.
>tfw not playing with his butt and forcing him to call it shit like boypussy to embarrass him
>tfw not indulging in your jealous possessive streak every now and then to show him how wanted he is
>tfw not alternating between spanking and abusing his sweet little butt and being gentle, so he never knows what to expect
>tfw not making out with him until his lips are red and raw and he's breathing hard
>tfw not roleplaying noncon when you're both horny as fuck
>tfw not watching his face as he chokes on your dick, then using your dick to spread around the cum after you've shot on his face, seeing his eyes close reflexively
>tfw not spreading his ass open to see your cum leaking from his red, swollen hole
>tfw not filling him to the brim with your cum every way you can then wrapping your arms around him to fall asleep
>tfw not using subtle body language to let people know that he's the bottom and you're the top
>tfw not slowly falling in love as his qt feminine qualities melt your dumb, mean bully heart
>tfw not being completely devoted to him,abs trying to impress him
>tfw not making him be the little spoon whilst cuddling
>tfw not nestling your head in his hair
>tfw not pulling him close against you so he's nuzzled in your chest
>tfw not putting your arm around him and pulling him in close when it's cold

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Post tunes

entertaining but incredibly insecure intelligence wise and tries way too hard to bat with the experts on things instead of asking questions and listening

no softness though

ITS CALLED AUTOCORRECT YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT. I MUG YOUR DAD WHEN HES ON HIS WAY BACK FROM HIS PAPEROUND

who are the experts?

>not correcting the autocorrect

fuck off you spastic

so red pill me on why so many aussies ITT wish they were brits

this isn't even music anymore
its just shite you listen to when you've listened to way too much music and start to move onto unconventional shit

like porn

more

Oh my fucking god I'm dying

And you didn't even spell sauce right

Thank you for making my night

*upvotes*

wew

but the opposite

used to be popular in the fashion circle on tumblr lads hahaha

what did the lad in orange do???

he'll get physicists and scientists on now and then, and just try way too fucking hard to prove he knows what's going on instead of just acknowledging they know their shit.

i've only listened a few times to him on his podcast but my m8 played it in his car on a drive once and that was my impression of that episode

I think it's bad news for the English game
We're not creative enough, and we're not positive enough
We'll go on getting bad results (getting bad results, getting bad results)

Was offside and kicked the ball away

He was offside and he was wasting time by kicking the ball away

Your dad wears a gumshield in the shower

going to see how long i can go without a shower before someone says something

imagine actually being american

no thanks!

haha

five minutes

KEKED

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what is offisde

Pleb

got a job interview next friday hah hah ah ahah ah

o god

having a go

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are you gay or a woman?

have a nice pint and a benzo beforehand

for what job?

doing the do

dispenser dispenser

what job is this

it's first thing in the morning and at a school so probably not a good idea

science technician, minimum wage but idgaf

>Justin Trudeau, Canada’s prime minister, apologised in parliament on Wednesday after he was accused of “manhandling” one member of parliament and elbowing another, in conduct that sparked an uproar in Canada’s normally staid parliament.

ah yes, the tolerant left

I can watch whatever I want on netflix whenever I want

Ah yes, the tolerant right...

Do you know what sorts of questions you are likely to be asked / what format the interview will be?

The more you know, the more (carefully constructed lies) you can prepare in advance to help you on the day

Both

Hitler was a socialist though

ah yes, the tolerant right

Dear post number ending with a 1,

what are torrents?

What a fucking fanny you are.

relating Nazism to the right is like relating gay rapists to the left

what a batty telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/19/canadas-justin-trudeau-apologises-after-physical-altercation-in/

*sips my glass of chilled Diet Coke*

*pretends it's Guinness and pretends I am a rich successful middle-aged businessman enjoying a cool pint after a hard day's work*

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I've been a miner for a heart of gold

didn't he take a photo of himself complaining about no air-con when an entire province of canada was on fire hahahahaha