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trafalgar edition

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Fuck you

>I'm a student

literally translated as

>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing

"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre

crayon pop

DELET THIS

early neolithic proto-memers will remember this gimmick:

ooga booga ooga booga booga boo

>studied at 'university of life'

having a go

ah yes good excellent

*strethces*
ahhhh
*cranks my fingers*
time for /brit/!

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wtf I love bremain now

t. Graduate at the school of hard knocks

>cranks

hmm

Going to get fucking plastered by myself tonight lads, haha. Great.

>venture out of my house
>5 minutes go by
>get called a dickhead by a middle aged woman

Ahh yes lovely

What's the best drink for clubbing, lads?

Memes

enjoy your day off tomorrow, wagies? oh wait, you're saying victoria day is only a canadian holiday? what a shame, well work extra hard for your boss then

>being a normie
rat poison m8

You're posting in a dead thread. Everyone is in here:

Pre bev: vodka with your preferred mixer.

Inside: whatever is cheap and will continue your buzz, perhaps shots if some #topLad like Deano suggests them

...

>tfw you'll never ride your T34 around the fields near Kursk, busting shells in Nazi Panzers you and your Tanklads spot on the horizon

>actually being this austistic

wew lad

Fuck you

Liquid extasy of course.

> yank politics
> /brat/
get fucked get ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

Fuck you

Fuck you

giving parcel force a bell, my 5/10 borderline autistic gf with no ambitions in life that will always be loyal to me was supposed to arrive this morning

drink bleach x

>/brat/

impressive

What's the best club for drinking, lads?

'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.

My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.

I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'

He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time

I deserved it but it was his fault.

what does bagsy mean?

>dont just dance
???

the drinking club

SHUT UP I'T'S MY TURN TO TALK. IT'S CALLED THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW NOT THE DOLE-SCROUNGING SCUM SHOW. NOW GET OFF MY STAGE AND NEXT TIME TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY AND PUT A CONDOM ON THE END OF IT.

dibs

Fuck you all

FOY

ridiculous cleavage on 2

Whiskey a Go Go

How are British women so perfect?

Doing a think.

Just did my 240th fart of the night.

It means you've made first claim on something

>bagsy me first go on ur mum

What does /brit/ think of soccer?

Liquid in Pompey m9

>A man found wrapped in plastic in his Rhondda Cynon Taff garden was unlawfully killed, a coroner has concluded.
>His inquest in Aberdare was told she admitted killing her husband with a stone frog in a phone call to a friend.
>Mrs Sabine said: "You know what you just said about killing him. I've killed him with a stone frog I kept by the side of the bed."

Just finished my think.

My favorite sport desu

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so glad his life is falling apart, he'll crack soon

A game for overpaid pussies

Hasn't been a decent sport since about 1989

>manager showing me the reference he has done for my new job
>"I just put good for everything except attendence which was excelkent"
>point out that it said "sobriety"
>"yeah I didn't know what that was so I put good"

So my ducking manager has said that I am "good" at not drinking at work not excellent.

What a moron.

wife's letting me wankk today lads

what should i wank to, keep in mind wifey needs to approve it so hubby (me) doesn't get any bad ideas

mmm... yes please!

Oi there's no cutting in line mate

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What is /brit/'s favorite chip flavor?

t. Alma mater at the school of hard knocks

If it fucks up your chances you can sue him

glad I dropped my welsh gf

>Chip

t. Undercover Yank

baggy malone, famous rapper from #0161

wank to thoughts of your wife being raped by an ocean liner

vodka + fanta fruit twist for pres (not mixed, chased)

top up with VKs and vodka and lemonade once inside (don't get coke because if you spill it down yourself you'll look a right mucky pup)

was it your mum lol

Chips only come in one flavour m8

should probably go to my exam

>ahahha i'm using american words on /brit/ hoping to get FOY'd XD XD XD

neck yourself

carbolic acid

beastiality

Is /brit/ a fan of fish and fries?

sure, under WFB the right lost ground at the fastest rate ever, but at least I can call myself a conservative without leftists calling me racist

up the reds! :D

how many own goals will chris smalling score in the euros

What core is this?

what's your favourite candy?

butterfingers for me

Did you guys watch the big soccer game last night?

none you ABU filth

every time i go outside, some normie yells something at me from across the road and i'm not sure what they said and whether or not i'm expected to respond

fuck the outside world

Popping in to Walmart today. You guys want anything?

caramac, 5/10 gf and a lilt

what sort of twat watches a plane go down, bloke get out covered in blood, run over to him and snap a photo before checking he's alright?

absolute parasites

farage deserves to die the bloody racist banker

jelly babies and an apple tango

me on the left

He's a racist. Why should we show him respect?

>caramc
>lilt

thanks for using my gimmick

an ar15 with hollow point rounds and some pop tarts

fairly interesting video

youtube.com/watch?v=vc4mBGIDEeU

>not being a racist banker

ub against de wall gommie :DD

School shooter special

I heard the Liverpool Crushers got blown out 30-10 by the Seville Dagos

>apple tango

>Walmart
Ah yes, a pallet of American cheese my good man.

>Liverpool Crushers

dilligas