Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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stop putting this hungry skeleton in op

god damn

Japs

>2011

fucking dumb takeshi, if you check the Human Development Index, you'll see the UK is 14, and japan is a measly 20(SOUTH KOREA IS 17 KEK, YOU'RE COUNTRY IS WORSE THAN SOUTH KOREA YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP)

俺料理万能なのに

>Human Development Index

Are you still believing this shit? hahaha

Va ton!

otu

>YOU'RE COUNTRY IS WORSE THAN SOUTH KOREA

Good news! We should teach it to zainichi and make them go back to their glorious mother land immediately!

cool ad hominem takeshi, fly to my country and prove me wrong

OH WAIT YOU CANT AFFORD IT

>he literally HAS TO STAY IN HIS OWN COUNTRY TO GO ON HOLIDAY

fucking KEK

Ne t'inquiète pas je t'aime, monsieur Japonais.

this

Ketou

jap

Where are you going to travel next vacation?

but shes a prime example of a beautiful japanese woman!

あー腹減った
屋台でラーメン食って来よう

バカチョンカメラ

no

トロールなのか頭おかしい人なのか分からない

オナニーしないと眠れない

i want chubby chasers out, the most perfect asians are petite and thin

jokes on you. hugh jackman is more attractive than these 2 hungry skellet0rs

n-no homo desu

Such girl is typical attractive Japanese female

I applied to go to school in Tokyo, but it turns out the school is actually in Kawagoe, Saitama. Whats it like there? It looks very boring

JAPAJ
APJPA
PJAJP

you have your chubbies and ill have my skeletons

the Brits example is objectively better looking though. more striking and modelesque.

Fuck off underage

You can go to Tokyo from Saitama in a few mintures by train you fucking troll

Nigga im 23
Thanks famiry

なぜ俺のおんあは貧乳の持ち主だ。もう、付き合いは耐え難い。莫大おっぱいを触りたいな。。。とか。

Kawagoe to central Tokyo is about an hour.

ケツに乳首付ければいいじゃない

Maybe 45 minutes and a few hundred yen from one of the train statiions. I remember there were two. Like on

貧乳 is the part of 莫大おっぱい

I'm for ignoring the brit thread until he decide to pick some other pics

貧乳は正義

Yeah I remember now. Kawagoe.

But typical beauty here is such one.

how do you know if you had never been outside russia?

His qts folder must be very small.

おっぱいに貴賤なしだぞ

jfeet...

He is a huge weeb.

女ばっかり

女はもういい

欲しいのは

ちんこ

セクシーな男

人間というのは、総合的に当てはまる使い方を欲しがるんだ。
例外は例外だけじゃない、すべてのケースに使えないとルールとして挙げられたものに欠陥があるとか思いがち
それで通じる?

hi!
may I ask an english question to you?

Yes.

ナイスセーブ

Yes you can but I may not answer you properly.
Go

then you post some

No because I want to realize her fantasy of cucking her husband with a white man.

スナイパーのチンポって?
ほちいの?

Is this sentence understandable for you?
I asked the same question to some native English speakers and they answered "That doesn't make sense"
the sentence is
"What others think of us would be of little moment did it not, when known, so deeply tinge what we think of ourselves."

would you date a french female who had fucked a african black dude before?

No, I would throw her into the trash.

フイルター…フイルター…
設定…詳細設定……

Yes

What people think of us wouldn't matter except that it does matter. Anyone who says it doesn't is lying.

他人が自分のことをどう思うかは、気にしていなかったら気にならないだろう。

日本語スレにおける偉大な先人の努力のお陰で
タイ国旗を見るとどうも複雑な感情を抱く。

マジ勘弁して。肌触りが凄く悪い。
ハハ、死刑。
That's pretty innovative idea, どうも。
パイズリには相応しくないサイズだよ、こんなの。

>他人が自分のことをどう思うかは、自分が知っていても気にしていなかったら気にならないだろう

他人が自分のことをどう思っているかは、自己イメージにも影響及ばなかったら全く気にならないのに

What other people think of us would matter at all but for the fact that it influences what we think of ourselves.

>Yes
your translation is quite good and what do you think about these posts?

>パイズリには相応しくない
女性の胸は女性の胸だ
板のように見えるとしても暖かい、柔らかいなもんです
your sentence was a tad different than the one you posted last night

腹へった
何か食べるべきか我慢するべきか…

why kanji have so many different pronunciations

>your sentence was a tad different than the one you posted last night
wut?
what sentence did i post last night??

posting pics for future use in op

”of little moment" is a difficult expression and not commonly used.

And subordinate clauses surrounded by commas are difficult to understand sometimes.

I think it's a complex sentence. Most people would need to read it a few times to understand. When there is a subordinate clause surrounded by commas, you have to read the sentence a few times with a different intonation. When you get the right intonation, you understand the sentence. It's normal.

nevermind I just looked at it again. us three canadians were probably too sleepy
it's still hard to understand what it is you're trying to say

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Japanese girls have cute feet though.

fuck off you faggot (no offense to the actual faggot)

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When we know what is is people think about us, it influences the way we think of ourselves. If it weren't for this fact, what others think of us wouldn't matter.

China power

xD

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Why can't every kanji be consistent like this. The furigana is always mi everytime I encounter it

gj for translating that incomprehensible poetry into high level but understandable english

it didn't help that the thing was translated from french in the first place

If you keep studying you will get to a point where it sounds absolutely strange to use some of the readings for a kanji in certain cases.
And you'll wonder if it's because you have just gotten used to random rules or if it's because you have discovered some unspeakable rule of Japanese.

May I understand that even native English speakers hardly get the meaning of that sentence?

oh it was?
jesus no wonder

>us three canadians were probably too sleepy
Okay I get it
I just asked to an expert of English who can explain how difficult the sentence is

Why is the female character used for this? Japan are you sexist or something?!

No you may not. There are much more difficult sentences. Many high school students in America read Heart of Darkness or other difficult texts with long, complex sentences.
The trick to understanding a complex sentence with subordinate clauses in the middle of the sentence is to read them many times until you get the right intonation. Only native speakers will know when the intonation is correct by instinct. They're not stupid for not understanding. But I'm sure if they tried really hard and asked "what does 'when known' modify," they would have understood. That is, if they were educated in English through high school and actually read the books they were told to read.

SUSHI

I think it's funny

lol nerd

>and actually read the books they were told to read.
What if one of those books was Middlemarch though?

Lol you got me. I was always a nerd

the kanji for "cunning" consists of 3 characters for woman

Idk what to tell you but I never read middlemarch.
I remember reading Heart of Darkness, Pride and Prejudice, East of Eden, The Turn of the Screw, Othello,
Idk. Lot's of other stuff.
Middle school was of Mice and Men, Beowulf etc

I just want to add that we read Beowulf unabridged...
I wanted to kill myself

I would've never graduated highschool if we had to do all that reading
I already have a hard time writing a paragraph