In the next life you have to be reborn in one of the asian countries. Choose one

In the next life you have to be reborn in one of the asian countries. Choose one.

Hard mode: no Korea, Japan, Singapore or Hong Kong

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>Hong Kong
>country

Russia, I understand the language

>Hard mode: no Japan
What did he mean by this?

Then Macau or Taiwan

dubai

Dubai

Finland

Yemen

Triggered

Finland, easy.

Taiwan. Objectively less shitty version of China.

Georgia

delet

Macau or Phillipines, might be poor but its comfy

Vietnam or Taiwan.

Israel has a better HDI than Japan and both are in Asia

I'll pick then:

Israel

...

Indonesia

Israel

Can I just walk into Israel and get me a citizenship?

Syria

Me too actually. Even though hardships with fighting Arabs

Russia

Vietnam

india

I'd pick Papua New Guinea
I'd just look for some barely inhabited island and try to become king there

are you jewish?

1/4 from father's side

Convert to Jewism and you get free house in West Bank

North Korea.

1 out of 24 million shot that I get born as the next leader.

>Hard mode: no Korea, Japan, Singapore or Hong Kong
... fuck you.
idk... china? what else remains...

I thought it's to get on a boat and sail to Australia

t. Pajesh

then probably yes if you have valid documents to prove that

>Jewism
Judaism
>West Bank
Judea and Samaria

thanks for the alternative if my plan fails
I've come up with the best plan, fight me faggots

I think we all know what finns choose

Maybe maybe
I don't have any documents :(

You could choose better if learned geography more. E.g. Taiwan - capitalist part of China

Both are capitalist

PRC is a state controlled market. They don't leave a lot of room for free enterprise

Mainland went through a lot of shit and they are still using Mao, Hammer and sickle etc. as national symbols. It's still one party system with limited internet

Dubai obviously.
In the West we don't consider the middle-east as "Asia". Asians are gooks and orientals. So if I had to pick a real "Asian" country I would pick Vietnam.

Either Russia or Kazakhstan

Mongolia desu
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same here :D

Russia

this,
or turkic states at least

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>falling for the capitalist china meme

In Dubai though there is 90 percent chance you'll born as a foreign slave

Mongolia, easy choice

Harad,Rhun

Australia

/trips
/trips
/trips

Philippines

But we're already in Hongcouver.

One of the central Stans or Bhutan, might be pretty comfy.
Nepal is also an option, to be gurkha.

Russia are in Europe and Asia, you can't bait me with that.

Thailand is literally the only other answer.

united arab emirates
in dubai all slaves are foreign born

>almost nobody saying taiwan
why do you want to be poor

Taiwan. How is this even a question? You fucked up, OP.

>lower than gooks