/brit/

Zac edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=35sFJFmx5vs
youtube.com/watch?v=3Ntj8lF17_w
independent.ie/irish-news/courts/man-22-posted-girls-facebook-photos-on-porn-site-court-is-told-34728433.html
youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY
youtu.be/QCozh_vbYdM
twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/733385820690886656?s=09
youtube.com/watch?v=Hq5i-6cJMJs
youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA
youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LAzNMn8Ow
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

crayon pop

Poleaboos mum made lentils for dinner so I went out to a takeaway instead

Went to Arizonas, burger and chicken place owned by Kurds

I don't get out much so it always takes me by surprise how diverse this place has gotten
Also placing their orders were a Roma couple (could have been Bulgarian/Romanian too)

And later a Polish couple, the man looked liek a troll as usual, carrying a backpack but a little too old for sixth form
The female was ok looking, she kept looking over at me exactly when I was looking at her, not sure what her problem was, either really paranoid or lusting for some paki cock

Saw a Chinese girl at the bus stop (saw one outside the sixth form on Tuesday too)

Don't reply to him

who is that?

How do I not give a fuck about the formerly friendly flirty girl from work who messaged me after hours everyday, now cutting me out and trying to turn the office against me?

She now pretends I don't exist and uses the office IM to send everyone in the room but me the same thing so they switch to a verbal conversation that I'm not part of.

Can't help but get rused by her desu.

don't dignify him with a reply

Worst chat up line I've ever had

>the face of the typical fedora poster

message directed to everyone in /brit/

why does pof look like a website from the 90s

either taht or a fake social networking site that steals pics and comments from other sites

5'6

>A walking contradiction

gf just sent me this

...

>Do you have a car?

>Prefer Not To Say

Fresh new gimmick

>A walking contradiction

Do you have to pair for your teeths if something is broken or needs to be replaced?

wonder if he's the same guy who bought the one piece figure a while ago because he wanted to emulate the main character

youtube.com/watch?v=35sFJFmx5vs

fuck me I tried to destroy the bridge by hitting the ropes, but you have to hit the bridge itself. Literally what the fuck.

Also I killed all the skeletons
>he cut down the bridge instead of fighting the skeletons
"Get good"

I'm in some room now and I'm about to touch a goblet. I assume it leads to a boss fight.

I have ember, full health and 4 estus left.

JUST

you all think this is le epic dox but this kid has posted his pics and profile numerous times before and genuinely doesnt care

This is the bloke behind the keyboard when you see "FOAL"

feel a bit bad for are zac

he's only putting himself about

are you going to go in

I say I hate normies but really I hate myself

but also fuck normies

t. A walking contradiction

just had black alloys fitted to my car

looks proper sexy

alri zac

Nice damage control lmfao

Hello zac

if you go back to the bridge you cut it actually acts as a ladder to a new area

the prompt to climb takes like 20 seconds to appear though

from now on everyone who calls me a leaf is Zac in my mind, so i win

Are Zac

zacsheed

>How ambitious are you?: Somewhat Ambitious

>Profession: Unemployed

>this is the kind of gimmickhound that I share this general with

the fucking state of it, I really need to move on from /brit/

McDonald's McDonald's

Kentucky fried chicken and Pizza Hut

alri zac

>a walking contradiction

kek

Fuck off leaf

wish I had a decent camera to take professional creepshots

>EVER putting unemployed on your dating profile

its like you WANT women to ignore you

>Interpol went shit after Antics

recorded myself reading the notes i made for my exam tomorrow

gonna play it whilst i sleep

you reckon that will help or nahhh

zac will get a gf before all of you

>Catalan autism

possibly the finest leaf post on this site

Better than nothing I suppose lad

Probs won't help and if anything will just disrupt your sleep

No chance lad, can't have some Toni and guy trainee cutting my fucking hair

made an entire city like this in anno 2070 once
was pretty cool
spent like an entire day perfecting the symmetry and everything

my voice is bare soothing 2bh
I've been revising it for like 2 months 2bh.

Are Liz lads

>Hi, I'm Zac.
>My hobbies include reading and playing video games. My favourite genre of books are high fantasy (G.R.R.Martin, etc.), and I love any game with a deep storyline that I can relate to. I also enjoy long walks and contemplating the way my life has gone.

>TV shows include but are not limited to Flash, Arrow, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Game of Thrones, Prison Break, American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black, and Once Upon A Time. Always looking for new shows so recommendations are welcome!

>Currently don't have any long term goals. Would like to learn to drive in the future.

>A strange fact about me is that my right and left eyes are different colours. One is brown, the other is green.

>Music is very important to me. My music taste is incredibly varied, from Twenty One Pilots, to All Time Low, to Slayer, to DragonForce, to Slipknot, to Nas, to Hopsin, to Tech N9ne, to Eminem, to Guns n Roses, to Rolling Stones, to Queens of the Stone Age, to Red Hot Chilli Peppers. I'll listen to almost anything.

Getting some makeup tips

youtube.com/watch?v=3Ntj8lF17_w

>made an entire city like this in anno 2070 once
>was pretty cool
>spent like an entire day perfecting the symmetry and everything

>women literally send nudes to dozens of different men

why are women such whores

itll grow back

>tfw no blairite gf

That's a nice necklace she got you. You look like a bit of a poof though.

Got my first ever trial shift tomorrow lads. Praise Allah that it will all go well.

independent.ie/irish-news/courts/man-22-posted-girls-facebook-photos-on-porn-site-court-is-told-34728433.html

scary stuff, cant even post slags without possibly facing jail

been thinking about getting back into anime recently
haven't watched anything since like 2008 when darker than black was airing

would follow her into war

>>Currently don't have any long term goals. Would like to learn to drive in the future.
JUST

>22 year old Male

>Would like to learn to drive in the future.

...

...

if you go out with a girl there's a 90% chance half the internet will have seen pictures of her naked

don't know why people bother desu

good boy

>Would like to learn to drive in the future.
is Are Zac the archetypal sub-normie beta?

>grime

youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY

me too. just not sure where to start

came here to make this exact post

>Using a Commie weapon
Corbyn's Labour everyone

youtu.be/QCozh_vbYdM

>Is speeding a crime?
>"Yes it is"
>Can you prove I'm driving?
>"Yes"
>It isn't a crime for me to drive without a license
>"Yes it is"

God damn Yanks lmfao

Why are they so cheeky to the police?

hes done you steve

Take a look at @StanCollymore's Tweet: twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/733385820690886656?s=09

Accurate poll

get all that paedo moe shit away from me

...

They are raised to mistrust the government while at the same time to be massively patriotic.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hq5i-6cJMJs

Who /nostalgia boner/ here?

butthurt. children do this when they get in trouble and have no recourse

stroking my willy x

/nostalgia boner/
youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA

youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LAzNMn8Ow

Life makes 100 times more sense if you read the Qu'ran.

there are """"""men""""""" in this thread that have never even shot a gun

hate it when people lick things for no good reason

>Alex Gaudino
>Nostalgia

m8 are you 8 years old or something

>boney

FOY

Always wondered about this kind of thing. How can sites like imagefap legally operate with folders called 'teen slags' full of pictures with young girls not wearing much?

Rasheed

What's wrong with lentils lad?

In a proper stew with some bacon they are pretty good.

there are """"""men""""""" in this thread that have never even shot there load into a vagina

Can see how so many Yanks end up getting arrested if they treat the police with complete contempt and like they're dickheads

...

>vagina
FOY