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Accurate poll

recorded myself reading the notes i made for my exam tomorrow

gonna play it whilst i sleep

you reckon that will help or nah

it will help you for sure
trust me

So if I visit London and get sharia'd by a bunch of Pakis for putting pork into the halal section of the grocery store, I have to pay for the treatment?

WEW

stroking my willy x

i figured even if it doesn't help, it still forced me to repeat the entire course in a day

pics? x

AM I BEING DETAINED?

hello?

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What the fuck do I do tomorrow lads?

foy

Our Nigel

what's with his eyes?
he part asian?

Face > Feet > Legs > Tits > Arse

Any Dorset lads in here?

Of course there is senpai

Kill yourself faggot

as accurate as Stan when he hit Ulrika?

Feet>Pits>Belly>Hands>Legs>Tits>Arse

ok

>faggot
fuck off yank

Daily reminder

Did that fat dancing cunt originate on /brit/?

tfw alarm is twin peak's theme song but its so comfy i end up just falling back asleep

waheyyyy

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>5'6
>somewhat ambitious
>unemployed

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So does zac post on /Brit/ lads?

Kyary

are zac

Arse and feet are an extension of legs desu

>GF was cheating on me with a lad named Ashley

Ah yes very progressive

nah, was on Sup Forums

>I thought everything would get better after secondary

*namedrops lovecraft*

my name is actually ashley

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Half caste

Legs > Face > Arse > Tits > Face

If you disagree with me you are wrong.

yes hello, this is zac

*name drops Yog-Sothoth*

most people would rather just wallow in their own pity, blame their problems on someone or something else instead of actually doing something to improve themselves

get your head out of the gutter lads

you can do this
chin up

>Hi, I'm Zac.
My hobbies include reading and playing video games. My favourite genre of books are high fantasy (G.R.R.Martin, etc.), and I love any game with a deep storyline that I can relate to. I also enjoy long walks and contemplating the way my life has gone.

>90% of the time it's the woman who cheats
>90% of the time it's the woman who breaks up with you
lads why are women shit?

>I thought everything would be bearable at some point in my life

>when they said school was the best years of your life
>got bullied daily

Felt a back spasm. My life is over

Because they're fucking women.

Fuck off you subhuman darkened creature of blasphemous metissage. Your dirty beady-eyed hispanic face is not welcome on this proud ancestral Anglo-Saxon board. Filthy mud-blooded animals like you belong only in the primal jungle hunting other degenerate creatures of your kind and carving up their flesh with a rusty machete that your granddad Joaozinho Carlos de Ronaldopereira left to you. All in all you are nothing but a primitive atavism of evolution, a repulsive undeveloped primate polluting this planet which rightfully belongs to the Aryan Race. Drive your old machete through your own chest if you want to end your suffering, because you won't become any more human as days go by, you fucking cruel misrepresentation of humanity, goddamn godless indian subhuman mongoloid.

Bet those tory toffs and their banker pals are shitting themselves for 2020

100% white british, please don't insult me again please.

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What's the best endz in London

shackle up shaq!

you put face twice

>no source

Ah yes MOST impressive

>I also enjoy long walks and contemplating the way my life has gone.

runtmind

>Because they're fucking women.

we actually get lied to our entire lives. College is way shitter and more stressful, I've finally realised work is going to be harder and more stressful too

>£9
>£9 for a single cherry tomato
>CHEERRY TOMATO

wew

>Then it got worse
>Then you realise that you are permenantly socially stunted
>The days that should have been happy have been taken from you

fucking hate stan collymore so much and wish he wasn't associated with my club the crybaby nignog

wouldn't have minded if lescott had have decked him

RELIGION
OF
PEACE

how though? what's the first step? when i was 19 and just failed school/college i went crazy and got incredibly fit and healthy but then i went backwards and i can't start again

just paid £8.50 for a cherry tomato, fucking bargain lads

wat?

>tfw you will never be a road teenager in london

wha you mean

>Anyone to the left of Genghis Khan
Hmm, wasn't so sure that old Genghis was too keen on market economics senpai

Lel you got blacked.

Ashley is a common black boi name. Only lads I've known called Ashley have been black.

me playing some videogames with the boys ;^)

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Oh dear how embarrassing

Feet were meant to be last

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why not

Fucking BBC. Anyone right of Tony Blair is far right.

>.swf
Virus do not click

>He is a supporter of Republic, a campaign group that campaigns for an elected UK head of state.[43] He supported the Labour Party before leaving them for the Scottish National Party in December 2015 after a notable minority of Labour MPs supported airstrikes on ISIS.[44]

questionable opinions

Genghis Khan was a well known scholar of Ayn Rand m8

only one I've known was a white hippie

>the centre in the UK is actually far right
>people actually believe this
just shoot me please

bow e3

lads how many ug's does that research chemist lsd have

ive got a full head of hair but i shave it

Jelly?

>tfw two girls at school told me i'd end up being 30 never having had a gf but successful in terms of my career

>tfw so far so good

>Currently don't have any long term goals. Would like to learn to drive in the future

>shopping in the reduced aisle

The mum's at the school gate are going to be howling when they hear this

I probably wont ever have a real job tho haha

>You were supposed to rebel a bit as a teenager
>You weren't supposed to emulate adults when you were a kid
>Now you're permanently a social runt
Could you imagine lads? haha

please remember to giz a thumbs up lads youtube.com/watch?v=WcxFy30EPWM youtube.com/watch?v=WcxFy30EPWM youtube.com/watch?v=WcxFy30EPWM

>buy a whole pack of cherry tomatoes from aldi for 69p
>put them in a waitrose bag
just saved £8.31

middle class wankers lol

I had a gf but my "career" is a joke, haha

tab or pellet

>Having an opinion on UK politics

Fuck off Johnny Foreigner.

Are you having fun lads? At least I'm actually talking to girls.

Is it actually rudebwoi

>tfw reached intellectual peak at age 10
>lagging behind ever since

hate how photos don't capture how qt most girls are . there's just something about being next to one that makes me :3