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Clockwerk edition

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first for bagged water

bill

>feet are the patrician fetish
>footfags genuinely and unironically believe this

kys

Feet are pretty cute tbqh

It literally does not get any more autistic and creepy than being sexually aroused by feet.
You have a mental illness.

this

you're just an insecure virgin

Good night all of you.

lol ok

nitty nit

have a night full of good sleep

I'M A MEGATON MAN BABY

Goodnight non-shitposting German.

lol fuk u

BURSTIN OUT HAVIN SEX AND DELIGHT

>another broad daylight shooting
These damn dindu kids man, I swear

GLOBAL GENOCIDE WHEN

did that police car on the left ran over a used condom?

how do you even make that connection

*teleports into your ass and takes a shit*

looks like you'll be pooping out my poop, nothing personnel kid

*teleports out*

nothing wrong with this picture

Never post again.

nothing wrong with this picture

>meme pizza

We Dem Goyz

there is a white mark of a white fluid being squashed on the pavement and judging by the position of the car it seems like said car ran over it
sorry for my english

how come?

xD

>tfw no mail order bride

xD

im eating marmalade guys !!

HAHA PLAYING DOTA NIGGA WTF IS THIS SHIT

>click on the ground
>turn rate makes him go there after 10 minutes
>you can blink in + stun + instagib someone
>stuns last 6 years and are point and click
>half of the carries have only 2 active abilities
>secret shop exist solely because too many shit devs mistake ''hardcore'' with ''unecessary tedious bullshit''


LMAO I'M LMAOING AT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE LIL' NIGGA MIGHT AS WELL PLAY PICK UP THE CARDS GAME

>PICK A DECK OF CARDS
>THROW THEM ON THE GROUND
>PICK UP THE FUCKING CARDS

IT WOULD STILL TAKE MORE SKILL THAN THIS RNG INFESTED BULLSHIT MOBAS WERE A MISTAKE JUST LIKE YOU LOL XDDD

EDIT: OMG Reddit thanks for the gold :DD

lumnuts
pepperjack

>xD

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said the white kids who shoot up schools and idolize them on this board.

another day in this existential nightmare

>Sweden

>ifunny.co

IF CLOCKWERK WAS A COUNTRY HE WOULD BE USA.
>fancy high-tech armor and weapons
>high-end rockets that deal way too low damage for what they cost
>manlet
>surrounded by big black cogs 24/7
>probably mexican aswell

>Not liking ifunny
You must be fun at parties XD

I don't like you as much as I did, when I thought you were proud British descendents who valued their place in our Commonwealth.

Now I just think you're super faggoty mega-liberals who are so soft, they're putting their own identity and country at risk of total replacement by foreigners; and elected a foppish poseur, a grossly unqualified ex-drama teacher man-baby to the position of Prime Minister, because he espoused a pro-marijuana stance alongside the usual liberal virtual-signalling hyperboles.

Also, you seem to take pride not in being Canadian by your own rights, and having Canadian cultures and histories linked to the UK; but instead of being "not America", which is just weird.

Do I hate you? No I love you, same as every other anglo nation. I will just say that I'm very disappointed in you.

Holy shit this thread is terrible

>was about to begrudgingly buy something from the states because i can't find it elsewhere
>think on it for a few days
>store now having 20% off sale nullifying our shitty dollar

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Don't forget fucking over his allies.

wow this is actually pretty accurate.

leafy are u in this thread? ^-^

only 39% of voters voted for trudeau desu

yessir

IF CANADA WAS A COUNTRY IT WOULD BE TREANT
>Has a fucking LEAF XDXDXDXD
>Leeches relevance off of USA
>is irrelevant and will always be irrelevant
>wasn't able to save even one tower

do canadians feel pride anytime they see maple trees?

i salute all maple trees i come across

pretty weak. you should have stopped while you were ahead

mathématiques o/n ?

I feel SO FAT

>if canada was a country

>pretty weak. you should have stopped while you were ahead
dude, if you bring up todays match once again, I'll fuckin stab ya'

soo...... you're feeling american?HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

some next level shitposting going on today

that's insensitive towards vertically challenged US citizens

HAHA I GET IT AMERICANS ARE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT BURGERS

HhhHAHHAHAHAH
Swedecucks

NIGGA FUCK YO LOTION

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2
3

3. That's 2 and one Swedes.

What's the deal with JT elbowing a chick in the House of Commons? I watched the video, and he bumped into her while getting the Conservative whip through NDP's babby blockade, and people are acting like he charged over there and dropped an elbow on her head

Hi how's it going

I live in a forest.

i think people are making a big deal out of it because he sells himself as being mr nice guy, but is actually a bit of a cunt

With the Czech economy going down and unemployment shooting up over 10%, more than ever straight young men are willing to have sex with other guys on camera for quick money. Prague has uniquely liberal views; take new model "Justel" who says his girlfriend likes his job and the money but she would hate it if he were filming with a woman.

Sounds serene.

I live next to two ponds.

>Sweden

Cameras ruined good old in a closet homosexual Czechia.
Fuck all you faggots for monetizing secret Bohemian past times.

i live in a big dirty gross city

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>Already 70 degrees out

MAKE IT STOP I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS WE DIDNT EVEN GET WINTER THIS YEAR ITS NOT FAIR

It's a nice country, you should visit. Let's go fishing. I guarantee no catch.

I grew up near a lake. It's nice. Can barely see it from the second floor.

Sounds terrible. I now live in a town of 5000 and it's borderline too big for me. It has a nice cinema though.

eat this american b*tch eat my puke

>Sounds terrible
yeah, it's pretty shitty but i have to live here for work

Can't you live in the tundra and work with one of those snow sleds with dogs. They do that in finland and it looks hella comfy.

>i don't like the smell of my own farts

I should kill myself

and how do you make money doing that?

I think they have tourists come and pay for being able to travel on the sled. Like seeing the land and the scenery etc.

sounds difficult to get into

maybe one day i can move up north to a smallish town though

Is that really keanu or is that just a dumb filename joke

of course it's keanu

Sometimes you can get lucky and get a nice job like I did.

just had a thought guys

do you think you could pump air into your dick, through the urethra and into your bladder, then you could fart out your dick

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I don't like riding sledge's can I ride your cock instead?

youtube.com/watch?v=zhoPtDprVU8
>australia

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i want american gf ree

>tfw no white american gf who has some kind of bizarre highly mixed up european heritage

fuck off I didn't allow you to download this

Vince Staples is best rapper in the game right now.

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>be me
>be normie
>english class at uni
>teacher asks some pretty hardcore weeaboo nerd something
>he eventually spouts "Yes, Sir!" the youjizz way
>I giggle like a lil shit
>I'm so alone
>He smiles at me
The day my power level leaked