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9/11 edition

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cara

POLE POR ESPAÑA.

yo
youtube.com/watch?v=09LTweus6ho

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kindly fuck off you foreign cunts

37 days until she dies

why was this cunt a Sir?

Asuka.

>cunt

Fuck off literal paki.

How much would things be better without social media?

He born into the gentry. He should've been knighted as well for his efforts desu.

qt little baby bird outside again

need to know what happened to the plane

pump-a-rum!
pump-a-rum!

That's what happened to me. When she left, my friends made a comment on how I was flirting with her a lot. v. Embarrassing.

I didn't even realise I was doing it, it just happened because she was a qt 3.14. The part that made me cringe the most was when she was showing me something on her phone and we were stood very close together, our heads were literally touching. It felt good so I didn't move, but when I got home I realised how autistic i was and I should've stepped back and gave her some room. JUST END IT.

I would still be chief of medicine and that little whore would have kept her mouth shut

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At night, he dreamed of gaping vaginas. It was about then that he began reading Kafka. The first time, he felt a cold shudder, a treacherous feeling, as though his body were turning to ice; some hours after reading The Trial he still felt numb and unsteady. He knew at once that this slow-motion world—riddled with shame, where people passed one another in an unearthly void in which no human contact seemed possible—precisely mirrored his mental world. The universe was cold and sluggish. There was, however, one source of warmth—between a woman’s thighs; but there seemed no way for him to reach it.

looks like a scraggly little shit 2bh

Maybe she liked it too x

I think we're going to need a story time, mind telling us what happened?

looks like pickle pee took a massive shit on that leaf's porch

>we were stood very close together, our heads were literally touching. It felt good so I didn't move, but when I got home I realised how autistic i was and I should've stepped back and gave her some room

stepping back would have been the autistic thing to do you mong

dont think I've ever flirted

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why'd you turn your trip off

ah yes, having an intense interest in philosophical, political, and ideological memery to distract yourself from the reality that you havent hit the third step of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Very impressive

don't homos worry about getting poo on their knobs?

wheres the snow

>When people who haven't been bullied, miserable and depressed tell you that being popular isn't everything and you just have to fake it til you make it
Ah yes, very insightful

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then give it a go m8 x

>tfw having nose-job tomorrow morning
>tfw paid for by the NHS
>tfw no more big nose

His childhood had been difficult and his adolescence ghastly. He was forty-two now; objectively, death was still a long way off. What was left? Oh, there would be other blow-jobs and he would come to accept having to pay for them. A life lived in pursuit of a goal leaves little time for reminiscence. As his erections became shorter and more infrequent, Bruno felt himself succumb to a sad decline. His only goal in life had been sexual, and he realized it was too late to change that now.

>moved to Britain last year from Australia
>food is shit
>weather is shit
>all females either look the same or are land whales
>soccer/football is uninteresting
>tv licence
>have to book an appointment to open a bank account
>transport is expensive
>most places don't use eftpos
>1p 2p
>everyone is serious and on edge
>everyone is antisocial

What the fuck happened??

Post more memes.

hey sexy

Practice on me :3

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Literally h8 it when welfare scroungers abuse are NHS

fuck off creep

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how did you swing that one lad?

w-what is this black magic

These past few threads have been way more abnormie filled than they usually are around this time. What's going on?

Abnormie population growing in the UK??

>The part that made me cringe the most was when she was showing me something on her phone and we were stood very close together, our heads were literally touching
She did it on purpose because she was into you. Girls don't do that shit on accident. Good god.

you must be an idiot lmao

>Literally h8 it when welfare scroungers abuse are NHS

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>moved to Britain last year from Australia
haha, wow

why the FUCK would you move from australia to britain?

its meant to be the other way around.

Not a jew

How am I a welfare scrounger lad? Got a job but I'm going to pay if I can get it done for free am I?

Caused me psychological issues

what a fucking weirdo

proper soggy now 2bh

hey lads....did you see who was on the front page of Google today?

>Yuri Kochiyama (河内山 百合 Kōchiyama Yuri?, May 19, 1921 – June 1, 2014) was a Japanese American human rights activist. She is notable as one of the few prominent non-black black separatists. Influenced by Marxism, Maoism, and the thoughts of Malcolm X,

>In 1977, Kochiyama joined the group of Puerto Ricans who took over the Statue of Liberty..Kochiyama and other activists demanded the release of four Puerto Rican nationalists convicted of attempted murder—Lolita Lebrón, Rafael Cancel Miranda, Andres Figueroa Cordero, and Irving Flores Rodríguez—who in 1954 had opened fire in the House of Representatives, injuring five congressmen.

>In 1971, Kochiyama secretly converted to Sunni Islam

>She worked on behalf of Mumia Abu-Jamal, an African-American activist sentenced to death in 1982 for the 1981 murder of Philadelphia police officer Daniel Faulkner,

>Kochiyama was an outspoken admirer of Mao Zedong.

>Kochiyama supported the Peruvian Maoist group, Shining Path, which is classified by the Peruvian government, the U.S., the European Union, and Canada as a terrorist organization and has been widely condemned for its brutality

>Kochiyama supported Yu Kikumura, an alleged member of the Japanese Red Army, who was arrested in Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam in 1986 when he was found carrying a bomb in his luggage


>In 2003, while being interviewed by Tamara Kil Ja Kim Nopper in The Objector, Kochiyama said "... I consider Osama bin Laden as one of the people that I admire."

>In the same interview with The Objector, she thanked Islam for Osama bin Laden and his actions against the United States


why would Google do this?

I think it's raining so everyone has been inside thinking depressing thoughts all day

nationalism is literally racism

The prevailing opinion was that economic conditions tended toward a certain equality. The Swedish model of democratic socialism was referred to by politicians and businessmen alike. In such a society, Bruno was not motivated to distinguish himself through financial success. His sole professional objective was—quite reasonably—to fade into the “vast, amorphous mass of the middle classes,” as President Giscard d’Estaing would later refer to it. But human beings are quick to establish hierarchies and keen to feel superior to their peers. Denmark and Sweden, which then provided the socioeconomic models for European democracies, also obliged with a model of sexual liberation. Unexpectedly, this great middle class of laborers and office workers—or, rather, their sons and daughters—were to discover a new sport in which to compete. At a language course which Bruno attended in 1972 in Traunstein, a small Bavarian village near the Austrian border, Patrick Castelli, a young French boy in his class, succeeded in fucking thirty-seven girls in the space of three weeks. Over the same period, Bruno managed to score zero. In the end he flashed his prick at a shop assistant in a supermarket; luckily, the girl broke out laughing and did not press charges.

Or alternatively she was showing him something on his phone and you're imagining something very different when he said that they were stood close together

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-36330451

wtf

pakis are filling the normie quotas

Perhaps
I don't know, if I was a qt I wouldn't want my personal space to be invaded by an autist.

I need to find another girl I feel comfortable enough to talk to so I can try it again. Flirting does feel pretty good I guess, it's the cringe and mental analysis of literally everything you said and did that comes after that sucks.

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the 2nd amendment isn't magic m8 just all powerfiul. you'll see

>Cancel that appointment for the guy with cancer lads. We've got a Jew who's too tight and wants us to pay for cosmetic surgery

as in there's nothing wrong with either eh

Yes I'm sure that's how it works

Not him but quite a few Aussies come here to live and work. What's odd about that? Your lives are so shit and you blame the UK?

>why would Google do this?
based in San Francisco.

Yanks OUT!!!!!!!!!

>had a decent group of friends when I left school
>lost contact with most due to people working/college etc
>barely any friends left and starting to slowly lose contact with them

haha fuck me lads, looks like I'll be Billy no mates by next year

It's 37 days precisely until the EU referendum desu senpai

are the english even human?

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got 25k to spend lads what car should I buy

"racism" is a jewish brainchild designed to subvert societies

need an affectionate, introverted bf with nice hair

nose jobs are done on cancer wards now?

I think this was a good thing for me. Better off without them I think.

I don't understand why Australians come here and stay here... But I understand why so many Brits go to Australia and stay.

Wew
Dat bitch ded

explain

>They all seem to get other groups of friends
>"Why don't you organise something with your friends"
>Try
>They're all busy for a mutual date
haha, looks like I'm a loner now

hi x

need the interstellar soundtrack blaring from some speakers

just got this from the girlfriend

why don't i feel lonely

i ought to feel lonely

nice lad, keep us informed

I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as the bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.

Literally me aha

At this point I fucking hope she wasn't interested in me. I'm still a virgin and I've never even had a gf, if I squandered my opportunity to be with an actual qt then I'm a fucking twat. Wouldn't surprise me though, this is what I'm like. Always fuck myself over.

got a broken collarbone it's literally doing my nut

buy a tank

why is she sending you pictures of chineese girls? lol???

yeah but I'm gonna end up with literally nobody to even go for a pint with
it's a vicious circle, without people to go out with I won't meet new people so I'll remain a loner

right then lads let's get em out

I did it for shits n giggles to see what the UK was actually like. I regret it now and I plan on moving back at the end of this year.

This country is so far fucked. Your media, news, politics, everything, and that's coming from an Aussie.

We know our shit is corrupt, but when you have people still believing in your corrupt system, then you don't know whether you should pity them or feel like they deserve it.

I also fear for myself on the internet too, since I can't be a massive cunt on it or else I'll have the police come knocking on my door, that infringes on my personal freedom as an Australian.

Working-class people are not human, no

>Caused me psychological issues

Can I get an operation to get my entire head cut off?

caused me psychological issues

>Or alternatively she was showing him something on his phone and you're imagining something very different when he said that they were stood close together
Their heads were touching. Not touched. But stayed touching. If you want to see how a girl feels about you work in very light touching and gauge her reaction. It should be 100% immediately apparent if she's uncomfortable. If she's fine with it there is a 99% she is into you.

Especially if it's prolonged contact.

t. normie who's successful with women