What are white women like in bed?

What are white women like in bed?

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Unknown to me. I have never had sex.

They think they're totally adventurous but they're actually pretty boring and passive. White trashy ones are pretty fun though.

>tfw never had and still don't have the urge to have sex

I am too socially retarded to pursue it.

Cat like.

How would I know.

I am not interested in it either. People on Sup Forums act like it is a necessity, but really it does not benefit one's life at all.

>asking this on /r9k/ with flags

I would like it, but only because I want to have children one day.

We are the best ;)

why don't you do it?

Like a bag of coconuts

This guy has it 100%

Just look at for example

Is she white ? She's got blue eyes.

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Too socially retarded, no confidence, no money, short, lacking in a certain area. I am just not very suited to it.

Honourable Russian. I agree, that is the only reason why I would ever have sex as well.

i've never had anything else so I wouldn't know

They were submissive

T. Jamal

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occasionally you'll get a chick who is really good but the average one will just chill in whatever position you put her in and moan. They literally just get fucked instead of actively getting involved beyond doing what you say.

Pretty good, I'm on my third wife now. :)

slugs, latin women are better

like Earth

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>short
How short are we talking about, Ivan?

I was socially retarded and short in high school and still go laid. Not even by an ugly girl either, she's a decent 8. Honestly, just being confident is about 75% of it unless you're fat or absurdly ugly.

162 cm

As I said, I have no confidence at all.

This is spot on. Afterwards they think they just took you on the ride of your life too. Redneck girls are pretty fun though but they're often into really weird shit.

I am also very short in real life, and it hurts my confidence. Do not worry about it though, just enjoy your life and do not worry about other people. I believe in you :D

Petite Latinas > White Women

Thanks :DDDD

>162 cm
...
Damn...

Try your luck in Bolivia?

Would be a bit out of my range.

That is pretty short, but it's not hard to find a girl shorter than that.

>190.5cm

Women stare at me unnecessarily, and because I'm tall I have the expectation to be good with women, so it fosters disappointment.

Pls don't describe me in detail

I'm 177cm

King of the manlets

I'm mostly okay with it since I get off more on the chick's reaction than anything else but it feels really nice when a girl will take over and you don't have to do 100% of the work/decision making.

Never had sex with a redneck chick but I did have sex with a black chick once and damn could she ride some good dick.

South east asia? Mongolia? China?

All their average heights are under 160cm

Get tested

Yeah but if you go to one of those countries looking for a wife you will only get the ones looking for a way out and they want wealthier men.

I used protection

176 here

Nah, 170cm it's the cutoff for manlet status. Don't fall for the potato units amerifats use.

As long as you are equal or taller than the girl you'll be fine.

From the problems you listed the only one that's impossible to fix it's your height, the rest would be up to you, so yeah.

Still.

boring

If you include western mongols, submissive and extremely obliging even to weird shit. swedes are boring as fuck in my grand experience of one (1) such statistical unit.

>I have the expectation to be good with women, so it fosters disappointment.
this tbqh. also gf-having manlets who would otherwise be bro-tier will hate on you and banter you all night long at social events. sometimes wish I was 20cm shorter so I could be a beta autist in peace.

who the fuck cares about height irl tho? i'm 191 cm but still a virgin

You're social retards, that's why you are all virgins. I'm known plenty of short guys that are rolling in pussy.

Do something to make yourself better, then you will have sex.

>You're social retards, that's why you are all virgins.
no shit, huh?

Confidence is the biggest plus point of them all, though height isn't far behind it.

So practice everywhere. Talk to people, have hobbies, make yourself interesting. Get in shape, and be attractive.

quiet and respectful. The whores are loud and obnoxious though.

no idea, I've only had sex with chinks

i was just pointing out that height doesn't matter if you're a sperglord.
i have no problem with that.

Are slavs considered white?

no, dont group us with germanicucks and anglos

I'm a mixture of Irish, Scottish, German and Norwegian. Am I white?

Her face is so clear. Not a single blemish or imperfection...(not counting those glorious freckles)

How do I get perfect skin, Sup Forums

Slavic women are sexually aggressive. They love dick.

>You're social retards
Indeed.

pls have sex with me

probably not by stormfront definiton, too much gaelic blood

well, there is reason for why slavs are biggest ethno-linguistic group in the europe

So make yourself not social retards. Pick up a hobby other than imageboards. Lift. Run. Study art. Talk to people everywhere. Help people everywhere. Be nice.

A few months and you'll get yourself a gf.

I am very introverted and I have no interests besides imageboards and politics. It is very easy to say "stop being socially retarded", but if you have always been this way it is not obvious how.

>probably not by stormfront definiton, too much gaelic blood

What if I was to tell you I am related to Rudolf Hess.

>well, there is reason for why slavs are biggest ethno-linguistic group in the europe


It's weird though, in public, they need to act like they don't.

then kill yourself saša

nyet

Generally speaking, yes. At least here. Not sure what other europeans think.

>What do you know about art?

Then learn. Force yourself.

>DYEL?

If not, start.

So Sweden, do you like Swedish girls, or Slavic girls more?

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It probably is different person to person. Doesn't really depend on race.

Just saying so cause I don't think you guys have ever thought if it that way, you know. That people are individuals? There's like dozens of these kinds of threads a day. So I wasn't sure if you guys knew.

>still a virgin
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like a bag of sand

Like a log with limbs

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I DON'T KNOW

Really?
My girlfriend and I have only had sex with each other and we've taken the approach of "try everything that isn't absolute batshit crazy like scat or watersports once" so we're pretty adventurous together and she's very involved the entire time (great cocksucker).
We love pleasing each other. It took us a long time to get good and for it not to be awkward, but we did it and I think we're both pretty good, at least at getting each other off.
So this is news to me.
Damn I got lucky. Definitely never leaving her.
Thanks for the info lads.

Fucking THIS.

>I'm actually a really sexual person, I pretty much want sex all the time
>What? No, not now, it's still daytime.
>Not while my mom's still up!
>Not tonight, I need good sleep.
>I'm just not really feeling it today.
>No, I want to watch this.
And my favorite: just as things are starting to heat up...
>Little shit toy poodle thing jumps up on couch between us
>AWWW, FLUFFY! Come here! Who's a cutie pie!?
>Proceeds to pat/cuddle with dog and watch TV for next hour while dog gives me a "that's right bitch, she's mine" look
That last scenario has happened to me 5 times too many. I don't date "dog" girls anymore.

Also
>I'm actually pretty adventurous, I really like to try new things... so, user, is there anything... you know... sexy, or kinky, you want me to do or wear for you in bed?
Go through mile-long list of fucked-up fetishes in my mind, narrow it down to the most basic vanilla things I can think of that will still turn my crank, single out the most socially-acceptable, simple, and basic thing I can think of and go for it
>I don't know, why don't you wear like... fishnets, black lips, and black nails? I really kinda like the goth look...
(Not even asking for a black wig or hair)
>Ewwww! What? No way! That's so weird!
>Wait, so then what kinds of things were you thinking of?
>You know, like, candles, or turning all the lights off, or giving you a massage, or like, licking whipped cream off me or something!
Oh wow so fucking adventurous that you won't even take a color request for the parts of you that you paint differently almost every fucking day

I can't tell you how many times it's been like this. White girls.

They're pretty much always at one of two extremes: either they lay there like a corpse and expect you to do everything, or they're freaky to the point where you wonder how many hundreds of dicks they've had before.

I don't know, but I keked hard

>sex

I've had sex once with a latina, never had sex with a white girl, they are too entitled and you have to be at least a 9/10 before they even think about having sex with you.

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Would like to know to, pff.

That's like asking what book has words on its pages. I've been with white girls, black girls, brown girls, and yellow girls. Good and bad fuckers in all categories.

Eesti here. Russian women tend to be very sensual and like an octopus. Estonian and Finnish girls are starfish. Going to use my blonde nordic look to bag a latina while I am abroad. hehe

>Go through mile-long list of fucked-up fetishes in my mind, narrow it down to the most basic vanilla things I can think of that will still turn my crank, single out the most socially-acceptable, simple, and basic thing I can think of and go for it
kek

Like every other woman. They're either good or borinh you fuckinh nerd.