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It's anuddah Hillsborough! Edition

(Press to pay your respects sub edition)

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cara

literally unstoppable on Company of Heroes 2 with Oberkommando West lads

he's the one who won't leave his light on

muh illsbreh

threads are getting too fast

Kyary

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You will never, EVER be Australian hahahahaha suck my dick you fucking britpoos. You're jealous as fuck.

Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Lads what would you rather be?

A sparrow or a snail?

A hammer or a nail?

A forest or a street?

i could easily emigrate i reckon

reminder

this desu,

that last one felt like almost an hour

im robin hood

>He fell for the false sense of achievement the gaming meme offers

>tfw no jewish gf to defend from the muslim hordes

why even bother go on like that eh

pyjamas, if you want to stay over :3

Your vocaroo was shite pal, not foolling anyone

96 lads

>you now remember this

Good brit is a dead brit

Not feeling well, lads.

I clearly didn't wash my hands well enough while handling the chicken earlier. Explosive liquid shits and I think I'll start puking shortly.

Fucking HATE food poisoning.

Actually you can't. Sorry to burst your bubble, but Australia has some of the toughest immigration rules on the planet.

>tfw I'm black but only have a 5" willy
>girls automatically assume because I'm black I have a big willy
>when they see it they usually say "is that it"

I bet white people with 5" willies don't have this problem.

Can one of you please post those British porn captions? Like porn captions but in horrendously funny chav English?

I lost all mine :(

Australia has a higher immigration rate than we do

That's not me, that's another user.

This is me

mmmmmm let me rim that arsehole sonny xxx

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straya is shit your internet speed is third world

Can't help smiling, can't help with this exciting feeling

Start moving towards you, run run run

I still do not have the courage yet. I need a little more chance

I tell to my body, start moving run run run

Every time I was looking for excuse before taking the action

In the end, I could not do anything and time passing by

My heart that has forget to have a feel, start moving again

I might be small in this world but the feeling I have to you is bigger than this sky

Cannot wait for shit shitposting when we win the euros and leave the eu in the same week lads

but youre a brit

But at least they see your willy..

was just thinking about it lad

Sound one la.

Make America Great Britain Again

lol

t. white man

maybe we share some kind of connection on a deep level

do you like mini cheddars

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>Toughest immigration rules on the planet
>Has double our immigration rate even though we have free movement with over 500 million people

LMFAO

nah Scotland will win it m8

There is literally nothing wrong with protectionism.

maggy shitted up norn iron something fierce

fuck off special snowflake

great post btw

Half white, me mum is Jamaican and me dad is white British.

I bet I got my small willy from my white dad.

ty

would buy most of you a pint

probably not the canadians though

It's fucking coming home lads

Am I British?

>all these brits getting jealous of aussies

Jesus, settle down petals.

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what about me?

even me lad?

yeah what's wrong with impoverishing people for no justifiable reason

>jewish gf

>Germany annexed Austria
>UK just surrendered the Sudetenland
REALLY HEATING UP
my mechanized divisions are finally ready to be deployed
hope my scheme will be enough to hold back Jerry

fuck off ryan

>The only place I felt unsafe was India. The cycle through it was a nightmare from beginning to end. I was mobbed by groups of very hostile men and the police had to come and break them up with a baton.
thirsty fuckers

np

pitciarn island is looking for settlers lads

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of course

will i really be needing them if I do?

Anyone that wants to be British is British, lad. It's 2016.

I don't know, are you?

vaguely know a lad who looks just like that

make mine a kale-infused spring water thx

>The UK and Oz will never again have a close relationship

Just fuck my shit up desubehonest Fampai.

nice
want to have sex

8-------DDDDDDDD danke danke

Is Poland upside down Indonesia or is Indonesia right side up Poland?

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There is literally nothing wrong with protecting your own industries and jobs.

only to allay any suspicions.

>gif

fuck off

was in uni class and we were given free complimentary papers, pointed out page 4 where there was a piece on transgender people, the madman went on to loudly say all trannies should be shot and this caused a whole lot of triggering

im now officially "up late"

Poland existed long before Indonesia did I'm pretty sure

IRISH LADS

Who is your ISP?

I'm with eircom, but it seems like they have me connected to server in London.

watching groundhog day this morning

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fair point

bloody hell lads

>This triggers the yank

you wouldn't like me if you knew me

Poleaboo is gonna be the queen of /brit/

>he doesn't want his children to be part of god's chosen people
>he doesn't want to be invited to the secret society reunions
>he doesn't a reserved place in the happening bunker

Why is lindy so based lads?

would reccomend the chinky pop posters to apply
they'd fit right in

Time for an all-nighter watching Lost, haha.

I was briefly a yank the other day

it was rather terrifying

protectionism makes us all poorer you moron

is this real?

big snoop dog

can u be my doctor

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wouldnt give a toss about the EU if it was right wing desu

might be a bit fedora but think society would be better if women couldn't talk

ahhhhh yes, fuck proportional representation.
love the so called '''''''''''''conservative"""""""""" party