Describe this country in 2 words

Describe this country in 2 words

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czecb embassy is next to the parliament in serbia, and serbian embassy is right after charles bridge bc we love each other.

Lebensraum.

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Yeah you are cool, you were one of the few who actually protested against occupation of Czechoslovakia in '68.

However, Serbian people have quite a bad reputation here, basically, if you will say "Srb", most of the people thinks about big knife and crime.

its amazing how no one remembers polish invasion of czechoslovakia, together with germans in 1938. Poland just pretends to be the eternal victim.

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we got back at them tho

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yeah now its all criminal, didnt used to be.. many yugoslav film directors went to prague to study. serbs especially love you czechia, 1918 nevah forget. a lot more than nazi croats, they keep on sucking german cock.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praška_filmska_škola

in 38? With Germans? Lel

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>Nevertheless, the Polish leader, Colonel Józef Beck believed that Warsaw should act rapidly to forestall the German occupation of the city. At noon on 30 September, Poland gave an ultimatum to the Czechoslovak government. It demanded the immediate evacuation of Czechoslovak troops and police and gave Prague time until noon the following day. At 11:45 a.m. on 1 October the Czechoslovak foreign ministry called the Polish ambassador in Prague and told him that Poland could have what it wanted. The Polish Army, commanded by General Władysław Bortnowski, annexed an area of 801.5 km2 with a population of 227,399 people.

The Germans were delighted with this outcome. They were happy to give up a provincial rail centre to Poland; it was a small sacrifice indeed. It spread the blame of the partition of Czechoslovakia, made Poland a seeming accomplice in the process and confused the issue as well as political expectations. Poland was accused of being an accomplice of Nazi Germany – a charge that Warsaw was hard put to deny.[5]

slavs are dumb enough to pit them against each other. always have been.

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>polish revisionism

Iknow about it, but we didn't do it with Germans m8 lel

you wouldnt do it without them

no, you did it with mongolians, who were butchering czechoslovakia at the same time
oh wait

we wuz moravians

Whatever makes you feel better m8. Kaczynski told in2009 that it was a mistake. You can look for it, because it was during a big anniversary of the 2ndWW in Gdańsk.

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yeah no shit it was a mistake. not only wrong, but literary suporting the reason to invade poland itself in 1939. but just like serbia, poland always pretends to be the victim.

It's the eternal struggle of Slavic peoples.
>Russians - strong, generally good intentions with bad as fuckshit outcome, over their head in everything; expansionists
>Poles - preserving, distrusting, care only about themselves; egoistic inward nation
>Czechs - disinterested, artistic, care only about bullshit; decadent nation
>Serbs - unitary, generally good intentions with genocidal outcomes, care about everything but themselves; upholding tradition

The rest are meme slavs mixed with cucks and shiiet.

yes because there is no slavic unity, we have same language roots and that is, people here have no fucking clue about poland and they are most similiar to us after cz*chs

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>cz*chs

Way to address yourself you proto-czech.

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morava greatest ally down with bohemian scum

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not germanic

Moravians accepted long ago the fact that they are nothing
without Czechs, Slovaks should follow their example.

Literally who?

Czech republic dude.

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Bohemia=cucks

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literally who

Dude, now be honest, how many family members of yours are Czech?

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many prostitutes

0

>two words
I'll do it in 2 numbers

Germanic Slavs
Alternatively
Slavic Germans

all the European whores are from there

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tbqh it wasn't much of an invasion, more like a squabble.
But yes, it's a sad fact that Hitler's divide and conquer tactics worked on dumb Poles like a charm.

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I got like.. 5

>Poles - preserving, distrusting,
Yes, definitely.
>care only about themselves; egoistic inward nation
Now where the hell did you take this idea from? It's precisely the opposite. Muh martyrdom and muh christ of yurop made Poles fight and die for foreign interests and get fucked over because of it multiple times. I fucking wish we were egoistic, but we're too fucking naive for that.

>Muh martyrdom and muh christ of yurop made Poles fight and die for foreign interests and get fucked over because of it multiple times

well now you think christdom and martyrdom is Polish thing, how is this not egocentric?

Egocentric - yes, egoistic - no. That's a big difference.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_of_Europe

Czech Streets.

egocentric and egoistic goes hand in hand.

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Not bad.

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Oh my

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I liek them :3 but they don't liek me :3

I wish we could be better friend, can't count the times we said sorry for Zaolzie and commie times intervention.

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My dad told me stories
, filthy polacks ad russians when they invaded in '69. garbage both of them.

:O

Czechia soon.

That's my father talking, not me. I don't care either way ;)

Your father is kinda rude, like wow, we said sorry ok. Do we have to say sorry to Canada as well?

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No of course not, I just got brainwashed by my father when I was young, but I'm trying to erase that.

Don't they consider themselves more Germanic than Slavic?

It's not brainwashing if it's truth

I remember when I got drunk with a few czechs and we had a good conversation. They told me they got a ww2 complex because they didn't fight back the nazis and Poland did.

I don't know if it's true but I heard it a few times.

I mean, I'm a Pole, Czechs are super close to us in so many ways that it's impossible to dislike them.

Probably this is what makes them the best, lol. Can't say for sure, though, at least their language is slavic

Maybe, but I wasn't born in that era and country, and it's best to live in ignorance, to an extent to ward off negativity and bring upon a degree of bliss. Know what I'm sayin?

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>They told me they got a ww2 complex because they didn't fight back the nazis
I don't think it's because we didn't fight the Nazis. Imo it's because we were betrayed by pretty much everybody at that time.

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I adore Czechia

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A mess

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Do not fall for the meme haha, germans were kicked out of there in the 1945.

Czechs aren't our brothers.

Invasion of Czechoslovakia was pure politics. There is no honour, brotherhood and all that bullshit in politics, when will you learn that you imbeciles.
>muh krajst of yurop
Stop. This thinking destroyed our chances at being relevant. This thinking is the reason we got deprived of our elites, resources and are a bitch to others.

Miloš Zeman

Well the way we got those lands in first place was pretty dickish desu.
At least they didn't murder people like Russians did.